Posts by -SpectraL

1. 2019-07-23 at 7:20 AM UTC in Speedy Rodent
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I drove the real DarkRodent right off this here BBS. Epically doxxed him like no other, after he tried to play his little kidiot game and post member PI here. Not only did I reveal his full identity, home address, phone number, date of birth, criminal record, mugshots, with an added bonus of a newspaper article about him, which comically chronicled one of his latest crazy adventures involving his cane-bashing fetish, I also had his entire Facebook friends list, the full names and addresses of most of his family members, and also his current place of employment. He fucked off pretty quick after that.
2. 2019-07-23 at 6:45 AM UTC in Hallucinating from weed
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   If it's Thai Stick, maybe, otherwise it's most probably been spiked with some chemical shit.
3. 2019-07-23 at 6:40 AM UTC in Speedy Rodent
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Speedy ain't tDR, and he ain't old neither.
4. 2019-07-23 at 6:38 AM UTC in I hate whites
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Ghost Shit there's one in my house following me around

   
   There's a white in your house following you around?
5. 2019-07-23 at 6:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Ghost The only decent member Lanny cares about is the penis of homosexual men

   
   The way he thinks he's soo good, too, talking like a black man and everything.
6. 2019-07-23 at 6:29 AM UTC in I hate whites
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Nil

   
   I've already painted myself black, except for the soles of my feet and my palms (I'll use pink food coloring for that). I'm buying the clothes tomorrow and getting the dreads and the gold tooth.
7. 2019-07-23 at 6:27 AM UTC in I've started to catch feelings for a perpetual Shrodinger's #MeToo
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I think you're way over-complicating the situation. Women are not a math problem. You just go with whatever.
8. 2019-07-23 at 6:24 AM UTC in I hate whites
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I'm white! What do I do??
9. 2019-07-23 at 6:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by DietPiano NewTotse is better because InfinityShock is there, and he's actually back to being the true IS. Not STFU and PNS IS.

   
   He only started doing that here because of Lanny's immature/insecure antics. If it weren't for that, things would have been fine, and we'd still have a decent member.
10. 2019-07-23 at 6:20 AM UTC in Woman tries to steal a frying pan by wedging it in her ass
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I remember this one clown who came in and grabbed about 30-40 packs of double-A batteries and distributed them all around his waistband and then headed for the exit, and his t-shirt was so puffed out at the bottom it looked ridiculous, more like a dress/tutu than a t-shirt. When I was walking him back inside the store he took a sucker shot at me but missed, and we ended up going a round right there, and as we're throwing punches back and forth all the battery packs fly out of his waistband and fall all over the pavement, so we're both skidding and skating back and forth literally on top all these battery packs and throwing punches the whole time. I finally got him in a headlock and started to squeeze his neck to cut off his oxygen supply and he gurgled out that he gave up. Then I had to get a staff to pick up all the battery packs so bystanders couldn't scoop any up and leave with them. Too funny.
11. 2019-07-23 at 6:05 AM UTC in Woman tries to steal a frying pan by wedging it in her ass
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I caught one guy that had literally 6 pair of shoes on him. Shoes for the whole family. He had one pair stuffed behind, two pairs stuffed in front, and one pair in each armpit, and one shoe in each sock. I was up in the view port with the binoculars and I spot him going out past the service desk looking just like a giant teddy bear, with his elbows sticking out at a ridiculous angle, and walking with an exaggerated swagger. I stopped him just outside the front exit, flipped my badge, and he says, "What? What??", like I'm an idiot or something. When I reached for one of the pairs already starting to come out from his armpit, he drew back quickly and said, "Hey!", so I nailed him to the pavement with an elbow jammed down on his neck and told him to shut the fuck up, and he started to cry and squealed out something to the effect that his family had no shoes, so he had to steal them.
12. 2019-07-23 at 5:52 AM UTC in Woman tries to steal a frying pan by wedging it in her ass
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Grylls i still don’t get how she could, or would, or have the intelligence for that matter to start cooking pancakes for everyone at the scene

    
    It doesn't have to be that logical, kid. Lighten up.
13. 2019-07-23 at 5:51 AM UTC in Woman tries to steal a frying pan by wedging it in her ass
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by aldra not that pan, could you imagine the smell

    
    Then again, it's already greased!
14. 2019-07-23 at 5:50 AM UTC in stupid noob is literally the stupidest person ive ever interacted with in my life
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker See, I remember some of them but I've had quite a full life in the last 20 years so most of them never really mattered to me the way they seem to matter to some.

    
    I've had a full life, too, but that didn't stop me from stopping to smell the BBS'ers.
15. 2019-07-23 at 5:48 AM UTC in Woman tries to steal a frying pan by wedging it in her ass
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Grylls i dont get it

    
    Pancakes are cooked in a pan, son.
16. 2019-07-22 at 8:14 PM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator That's actually exactly why. Your spinal discs compress and expand regularly. Doctors have measured me at both heights.

    
    I can be anywhere from 6' to 7' tall.
17. 2019-07-22 at 8:07 PM UTC in Woman tries to steal a frying pan by wedging it in her ass
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Or started cooking pancakes for everyone on the scene.
18. 2019-07-22 at 7:38 PM UTC in Woman tries to steal a frying pan by wedging it in her ass
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    She needed it to feed her 17 children.
19. 2019-07-22 at 7:33 PM UTC in Serial Killer General
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Are there any youngin's here with good blood?
20. 2019-07-22 at 7:26 PM UTC in Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't talk to cops

    
    C'mon. You're talking to them right now.