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2016-05-26 at 1:20 PM UTC in I'm gonna freeze a bottle of my clean piss...just in caseIt has to be at the optimal temperature or it dies.
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2016-05-25 at 1:56 AM UTC in Last Statements of the ExecutedOffender: Douglas Feldman, #999326
Summary of Incident:
On 08/24/98, during the nighttime, in Plano, Texas, Feldman fatally shot a male driver as he was driving an 18-wheel truck. Witnesses observed Feldman ride up beside the truck on a motorcycle and fire multiple shots into the cab of the truck, dropping back and again returning and firing additional shots into the cab of the truck. Reports indicate that a total of 12 shots were fired into the truck resulting in the death of driver. Approximately 30 minutes later, in Dallas, Texas, Feldman rode up beside a parked 18-wheel truck and fatally shot a male victim. Four shots were fired on this occasion, resulting in the death of the victim. On 08/23/98, approximately 9 shots were fired into the Central Volkswagen Dealership in Richardson, Texas, breaking windows and other items. On 09/05/98, a victim received 2 gunshot wounds in the parking lot of a restaurant in Dallas, Texas. Ballistics reports verified that all of the attacks were performed by the same 9-millimeter weapon that Feldman possessed.
Last Statement:
"I hereby declare, Robert Steven Everett and Nicholas Velasquez, guilty of crimes against me, Douglas Alan Feldman. Either by fact or by proxy, I find them both guilty. I hereby sentence both of them to death, which I carried out in August 1998. As of that time, the State of Texas has been holding me illegally in confinement and by force for 15 years. I hereby protest my pending execution and demand immediate relief." -
2016-05-25 at 1:42 AM UTC in MARK FAKED HIS OWN DEATH
As Susan G. Komen would say, if she were logged in right now, I hope they chopped his fucking tits off
Hello, Susan G. Komen. -
2016-05-24 at 2:50 AM UTC in Wtf is wrong with you people
I was just butthurt about my ex girlfriend projecting my hatred toward the triangle people. Someday I shall meet the right woman…sniffy sniffles. Don't hate my name spectral just because I don't give a shit about having such an under kewl one like you do…sooo cool spec
You don't scare me.
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2016-05-22 at 8:19 PM UTC in Wtf is wrong with you peopleThis is the BBS boneyard, where BBS dinosaurs come to die.
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2016-05-21 at 6:50 PM UTC in Wtf is wrong with you people
Look what I found: http://i.imgur.com/JIm3vA3.png
It's from the era of abandoned neutrons where I was all artsy and pretentious.
You don't scare me.
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2016-05-21 at 3:38 PM UTC in Wtf is wrong with you people
…and I didn't find the punchline funny.
You still doing that... cat thing?
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2016-05-21 at 3:36 PM UTC in Why don't you just kill yourself?Recipe For a Suicide in Three Easy Steps:
1. Remove wheel of car/truck with jack.
2. Place head directly under wheel hub.
3. Release jack lever.
Note: *legs will stiffly spasm outward once tremendously, followed by a slow settling of the enternal limbs *clear nearby items to avoid breakage/damage -
2016-05-21 at 1:06 AM UTC in Wtf is wrong with you peopleYour handle is "Sir slappy the sea turtle", and you're saying something is wrong with us?
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2016-05-19 at 2:01 AM UTC in Make me a moderator
Flat boobs only look sexy when they're on lolis.
Quiet, Psycho.
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2016-05-19 at 1:59 AM UTC in Space Niggas' First Spam Attack
It's not the first, old man. You don't pay attention very well, do you?
Que history rewrites, turnip truck, kidiot, you you, drums, suburbs, don't scare me, hacking, old dialup BBS.
jedis.
You forgot demons and bears. Shame on you.
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2016-05-19 at 1:24 AM UTC in i miss grayfox.
Hey asshole, what if the actual Arms wanted to sign up with this handle? You've ruined it.
He could use no space? Like ArmsMerchant? -
2016-05-19 at 1:22 AM UTC in Space Niggas' First Spam Attack________________
You lived it. You loved it. You were there. It's one to tell the grandkids about. -
2016-05-18 at 7:19 AM UTC in i miss grayfox.
One of the librarians told me to get off the computer, so I punched the cunt in the face with a brass paper weight and now she's pressing charges.
Quit using fake accounts, cunt. -
2016-05-18 at 1:35 AM UTC in Last Statements of the Executed[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]Offender:[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]Kent W. Sprouse #999471
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]Summary of Incident[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]On 10/6/2002, in Ellis County, Texas, Sprouse was experiencing car trouble at a gas station. He approached a customer and asked for assistance. When the customer was not able to repair his vehicle, Sprouse shot a hispanic male civilian who was filling his car with gas. The store clerk called the police. Upon arrival, Sprouse shot the responding 28 year old white male police officer resulting in his death.[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]Last Statement:[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]“I would like to apologize to the Moreno family and the Steinfeldt family for all of the trouble I have caused them. I would like to apologize to my family for all of the trouble that I have caused them. I would also like to thank my family for all of their support. I guess that’s it.â€[/SIZE][/FONT] -
2016-05-17 at 7:09 PM UTC in i miss grayfox.I'll have to admit I miss the old guy as well. He's probably still at the library trying to log into Zoklet.
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2016-05-16 at 5:24 PM UTC in Are feminist functional reatards?
vaginal
That would require plurality.
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2016-05-16 at 5:16 PM UTC in Yum Is A Yak[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=14px]Yaks are heavily built animals with a bulky frame, sturdy legs, and rounded cloven hooves. They are the only wild bovids of this size with extremely dense, long fur that hangs down lower than the belly. Wild yaks are generally dark, blackish to brown, in colouration. However, domestic yaks can be quite variable in colour, often having patches of rusty brown and cream. They have small ears and a wide forehead, with smooth horns that are generally dark in colour. In males, the horns sweep out from the sides of the head, and then curve forward…[/SIZE][/FONT]
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2016-05-16 at 12:09 PM UTC in Yum Is A Yak[4][FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=14px] Yaks are highly friendly in nature and can easily be trained. There has been very little documented aggression from yaks towards human beings, although mothers can be extremely protective of their young and will bluff charge if they feel threatened.[/SIZE][/FONT][citation needed]
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2016-05-16 at 12:05 PM UTC in Are feminist functional reatards?Now, when you say "lip", do you mean upper or lower lip?
