2016-03-25 at 6:11 PM UTC
his job as a kiddie playground inspector/installation technician was actually cover for human trafficking and molestation team-building exercises.
but mark got in over his head and a quick extraction/cover story was needed so they made up that story about christmas trees and jello shots. now he works as a short order cook on jeffrey epstein's molestation island. his breakfast burritos are hand rolled and are the subject of not-a-little admiration among the island's many distinguished guests, including bernie sanders and emmanuel lewis..
His secret? he adds a splash of cholula to his liquid egg product.
2016-03-25 at 8:37 PM UTC
fuck mark 311
I am glad he died, and I hope he burns in hell
If he were alive, I would tell him that to his face, too.
2016-03-27 at 7:07 AM UTC
yo motherfucker
read the OP
do you think Bill Krozby
ever fixes that recipe
2016-03-27 at 5:37 PM UTC
It's a long story, but I just don't like the motherfucker, that's all. He just suddenly turned into an irrational dickhead. After a particularly heated exchange of insults and veiled threats, I told him to fuck off and die, and that is exactly what he did.
At least the fucker knows how to follow directions. It's a shame, too, because we grew up sort of in the same general geographic area, and we got along pretty good during the zoklet days.
2016-03-29 at 3:37 AM UTC
lol u jus h8 on him cuz his dix bigga
2016-03-30 at 12:41 AM UTC
even if that was true, it wouldn't matter anymore, would it?
fuck mark 311, his tire idea gives children cancer.
2016-05-16 at 4:15 AM UTC
im gonna need some hard evidence son
2016-05-16 at 11:01 AM UTC
People shouldn't go giving CrazyMike ideas.
2016-05-17 at 10:57 PM UTC
Yo, fucknigger Mike. I thought you were dead. Even made a thread about it.
He wasn't important enough to remember
2016-05-18 at 5:01 PM UTC
As Susan G. Komen would say, if she were logged in right now, I hope they chopped his fucking tits off
2016-06-21 at 9:05 PM UTC
If this is true, I am glad to not be the only one who has been around faked deaths. I know of at least 2 that I can confirm.. possibly three. I'm dead serious.
2016-06-21 at 9:29 PM UTC
Yeah, Senki, it's definitely true. All of Mark's family and friends were in on it, posting his obituary and links to funeral service as well as plastering his FB page with stories memorializing his pretend death. Such a prankster!
2016-06-21 at 9:43 PM UTC
I know at least 6 million people who faked their own deaths. Well, not personally but you get it.
