-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
This is an area where the United States military carries out top secret, highly classified projects, which involve tests dealing with such things as teleportation, invisibility, anti-gravity and time travel. Anyone who happens to wander into the zone during those tests.. well, let's just say it's already too late for them. Those secrets cannot be revealed to enemy nations at any cost, so anyone who enters that zone during testing is automatically eliminated.
2016-06-15 at 9:57 PM UTC
in
Things I gotta start doing...
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
All that shit really doesn't matter. If you eat one good meal a day, which usually contains the required vitamins and nutrients, that's all the body really needs. You don't need good posture either; the only important thing is to not stay in the same position for too long, so that the entire body always stays in use, so the muscles don't atrophy and the circulatory system doesn't get jammed up. You could smoke cigarettes until you're 80 and still live a long and healthy life. Most of the "wise" things people have to tell you are nothing more than 100% pure bullshit. "You need to conform." "You need to do this shit." "You need to do that shit." "If you don't do this shit, that shit happens." I basically post like that sometimes just be deliberately cynical and create my own brand of satire, but the honest truth is, most people really don't know a shithole from a hole in the ground. They think they do, but they really don't. One day it's this, and the next day it's that. Humanity is mostly populated by know-it-all fools, and that's the tragic punchline of this particular story.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
... something... something... Chinese housewife.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Their only real goal is to find a chink in your armor, but if you carefully word and organize your sentence and wording in just a particular way, it really frustrates and angers them that there's no chinks to find.
inb4: Oh, you organize your sentences and wording in just a particular way... you must be anal! :)
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
DaGuru would never do such a thing.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
He don't wanna click teh little blue thingy, he want click teh tred tittle and it go do teh ting all by itself. You capeesh?
2016-06-13 at 11 PM UTC
in
I got a new cat
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Don't leave it alone with Malice, because you know what will happen if you do.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
DaGuru finally brushed off the entire BBS scene altogether, having been sickened by what he experienced over the years. I haven't chatted with him, or seen hide nor hair of him, for quite awhile now.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Have you ever banned someone 300-500 times in a single sitting before?
Yes or no.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I heard of a guy once who suddenly switched from being left-handed to being right-handed after banging his head. The weird part was, he was still left-footed, like before; that never changed. That could get very expensive, especially if you're banging your head a lot. Maybe if you just banged your head around for awhile, you could suddenly become a math expert, or suddenly acquire the intellect of Albert Einstein, or just become someone else entirely.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I've never hidden from anything in my entire life. In fact, I'm as courageous, bold and daring as they come. I don't back down, and I don't hesitate to rush into danger, if it's a worthy cause. Cowards have always sickened me. So get your history straight, cat fucker, or you may just discover a few rude surprises along your happy little road of bullshit.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
By the letting it get to you, you are in fact letting the world beat you. You have to be knowledgeable and aware of current events, but at the same time, you must make yourself detached from it. Think of the attacks from the world as a suit of armor; you need your shin guards, your vest, your helmet, your boots, your shield, your girdle, your gloves... if any of those parts of the armor are missing, you purposely leave yourself vulnerable to attack. You must be "no part of the world" in order to win the battle in the end, otherwise you simply end up defeating yourself through negligence and a lack of wisdom.
