-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
This one time this large dog ran at me full speed with the intention to rip my throat out, and as it sailed through the air at me, I timed it perfect and connected with the side of its head with my fist like a bat on a baseball driving a home run. That dog hit the dirt midair like a bag of wet potatoes. Out like a light for a full five or six seconds. Then it hightailed it like a rabbit with its ass on fire.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
A dog's weakest point is at its throat, its legs and its solar plexus. The first move you should take is try to get it in a headlock. Get down low on one knee, wrap your forearm around its neck, then lock its head in a vice-grip of steel, using your other arm to increase the pressure. The dog will begin to rip away and attempt to twist its head out. At that point, deliver a strong blow with a fist directly to its solar plexus, center, right in the wishbone. This will put the attacking dog into extreme pain and rob it of breath. Maintaining the headlock with one arm, slam it onto the ground with full force, then grab one of its back legs and start twisting. The bones there are like bird bones and will snap almost instantly. Keep twisting. Eventually, the dog will go into shock and lose consciousness from the pain and lack of oxygen.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Stone lies to the FBI, he gets his door kicked in by SWAT at 5am and his wife and dogs terrified. McCabe lies to the FBI, is referred by the Inspector General for criminal prosecution, and he gets a nice golden parachute and lifetime benefits. Then they try to tell you with a straight face that lady justice is blind. Lady justice ain't blind. She ain't even alive. She's already dead and buried.
2019-02-23 at 5:21 AM UTC
in
Barack Obama is gay.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
When Obama was a powerful lawyer, he used to ride around in his limo doing cocaine with a male hooker. He wasn't even born in America. His birth certificate was a fraud. He was born in Haiti. All the insiders knew it, but they were too far in already. They even had to pass new legislation because he was able to pull it off. Obama was the modern-day Manchurian Candidate, groomed by the globalists for the Illuminati, and his job was to lay the groundwork for the complete destabilization of America for a planned UN/NATO invasion.
2019-02-23 at 2:34 AM UTC
in
later
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Lanny will be left alone, left behind, if you will, with The Date Hotelers. The last of the Totse holocaust survivors will have faded back into the mists of time. The Golden Age of Enlightenment, the Temple, will have been finished off once and for all by Lan Rogers. Mission accomplished. The Fun Bunch emerge triumphant.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
zʎxʍʌnʇsɹbdouɯןʞɾıɥbɟǝpɔqɐ
2019-02-23 at 12:19 AM UTC
in
Men should feel ashamed.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
All major wars down through history have been started because of women.
2019-02-22 at 5:56 PM UTC
in
Ezekiel 30:24
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
As far back as ancient times, God has used an enemies enemy against him.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Why the hell would Jiggaboo_Johnson be a fag? What did he do?
2019-02-22 at 5:34 PM UTC
in
Men should feel ashamed.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I've noticed that it's now the women who are the bad guys in this modern society. They're the ones who have powerful husbands they manipulate from the shadows, powerful politicians' and career law enforcement wives, into the occult, colluding during lunch with the other women, and pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Women are steering the world right now, and the majority of people haven't even noticed it yet.
2019-02-22 at 4:44 PM UTC
in
Here's a little karma for you
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Casual Saturdays and nobody wears anything anymore.