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Posts by -SpectraL

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This one time this large dog ran at me full speed with the intention to rip my throat out, and as it sailed through the air at me, I timed it perfect and connected with the side of its head with my fist like a bat on a baseball driving a home run. That dog hit the dirt midair like a bag of wet potatoes. Out like a light for a full five or six seconds. Then it hightailed it like a rabbit with its ass on fire.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A dog's weakest point is at its throat, its legs and its solar plexus. The first move you should take is try to get it in a headlock. Get down low on one knee, wrap your forearm around its neck, then lock its head in a vice-grip of steel, using your other arm to increase the pressure. The dog will begin to rip away and attempt to twist its head out. At that point, deliver a strong blow with a fist directly to its solar plexus, center, right in the wishbone. This will put the attacking dog into extreme pain and rob it of breath. Maintaining the headlock with one arm, slam it onto the ground with full force, then grab one of its back legs and start twisting. The bones there are like bird bones and will snap almost instantly. Keep twisting. Eventually, the dog will go into shock and lose consciousness from the pain and lack of oxygen.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Stone lies to the FBI, he gets his door kicked in by SWAT at 5am and his wife and dogs terrified. McCabe lies to the FBI, is referred by the Inspector General for criminal prosecution, and he gets a nice golden parachute and lifetime benefits. Then they try to tell you with a straight face that lady justice is blind. Lady justice ain't blind. She ain't even alive. She's already dead and buried.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria That's it?

    If anyone else had done the same they would get decades or life in prison

    There's really no laws for the elite, and the "justice" system is a literal joke. They're all above the laws all the little people are strictly held to.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When Obama was a powerful lawyer, he used to ride around in his limo doing cocaine with a male hooker. He wasn't even born in America. His birth certificate was a fraud. He was born in Haiti. All the insiders knew it, but they were too far in already. They even had to pass new legislation because he was able to pull it off. Obama was the modern-day Manchurian Candidate, groomed by the globalists for the Illuminati, and his job was to lay the groundwork for the complete destabilization of America for a planned UN/NATO invasion.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lanny will be left alone, left behind, if you will, with The Date Hotelers. The last of the Totse holocaust survivors will have faded back into the mists of time. The Golden Age of Enlightenment, the Temple, will have been finished off once and for all by Lan Rogers. Mission accomplished. The Fun Bunch emerge triumphant.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Shrooms Spectrals just a mud farmer

    No, I'm a coward, according to Lanny.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    // JavaScript Document
    function tweet(){
    var flipped = document.f.flipped.value;

    }

    function flip() {
    var result = flipString(document.f.original.value);
    document.f.flipped.value = result;
    document.getElementById('tweet').href = "http://twitter.com/home?status="+result;
    }

    function flipString(aString) {
    aString = aString.toLowerCase();
    var last = aString.length - 1;
    var result = "";
    for (var i = last; i >= 0; --i) {
    result += flipChar(aString.charAt(i))
    }
    return result;
    }

    function flipChar(c) {
    if (c == 'a') {
    return '\u0250'
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    return 'q'
    }
    else if (c == 'c') {
    return '\u0254'
    }
    else if (c == 'd') {
    return 'p'
    }
    else if (c == 'e') {
    return '\u01DD'
    }
    else if (c == 'f') {
    return '\u025F'
    }
    else if (c == 'g') {
    return 'b'
    }
    else if (c == 'h') {
    return '\u0265'
    }
    else if (c == 'i') {
    return '\u0131'//'\u0131\u0323'
    }
    else if (c == 'j') {
    return '\u0638'
    }
    else if (c == 'k') {
    return '\u029E'
    }
    else if (c == 'l') {
    return '\u05DF'
    }
    else if (c == 'm') {
    return '\u026F'
    }
    else if (c == 'n') {
    return 'u'
    }
    else if (c == 'o') {
    return 'o'
    }
    else if (c == 'p') {
    return 'd'
    }
    else if (c == 'q') {
    return 'b'
    }
    else if (c == 'r') {
    return '\u0279'
    }
    else if (c == 's') {
    return 's'
    }
    else if (c == 't') {
    return '\u0287'
    }
    else if (c == 'u') {
    return 'n'
    }
    else if (c == 'v') {
    return '\u028C'
    }
    else if (c == 'w') {
    return '\u028D'
    }
    else if (c == 'x') {
    return 'x'
    }
    else if (c == 'y') {
    return '\u028E'
    }
    else if (c == 'z') {
    return 'z'
    }
    else if (c == '[') {
    return ']'
    }
    else if (c == ']') {
    return '['
    }
    else if (c == '(') {
    return ')'
    }
    else if (c == ')') {
    return '('
    }
    else if (c == '{') {
    return '}'
    }
    else if (c == '}') {
    return '{'
    }
    else if (c == '?') {
    return '\u00BF'
    }
    else if (c == '\u00BF') {
    return '?'
    }
    else if (c == '!') {
    return '\u00A1'
    }
    else if (c == "\'") {
    return ','
    }
    else if (c == ',') {
    return "\'"
    }
    else if (c == '.') {
    return '\u02D9'
    }
    else if (c == '_') {
    return '\u203E'
    }
    else if (c == ';') {
    return '\u061B'
    }
    else if (c == '9') {
    return '6'
    }
    else if (c == '6') {
    return '9'
    }
    return c;
    }
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    zʎxʍʌnʇsɹbdouɯןʞɾıɥbɟǝpɔqɐ
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Nil A bootleg cigarette.

    That's called a fag.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    All major wars down through history have been started because of women.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls special pussied out of this one

    I could take you with one arm tied up behind my back and reading a book in the other, kid.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by sʞoozpɐb
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    poasting in a clone tred
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    As far back as ancient times, God has used an enemies enemy against him.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Why the hell would Jiggaboo_Johnson be a fag? What did he do?
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks And Lanny is the authoritarian government of the United Forums of Niggasin Space? I didn't realize we were citizens of a nation here with a bonafide political leader.

    Also, for the 7 millionth time, there is a difference between spam/harassment and saying offensive things. I went over this with you via the "obnoxious dude standing on the sidewalk outside your house while yelling obscenities all day" analogy.

    I can't talk about... you know who... in this here tred. I didn't just fall off the turnip truck last night.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've noticed that it's now the women who are the bad guys in this modern society. They're the ones who have powerful husbands they manipulate from the shadows, powerful politicians' and career law enforcement wives, into the occult, colluding during lunch with the other women, and pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Women are steering the world right now, and the majority of people haven't even noticed it yet.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Casual Saturdays and nobody wears anything anymore.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how did he betray his country ?

    The movement was fueled by the globalists and the Illuminati, in order to attempt to divide America into a civil war. This clown played right into their hands, like the useful idiot he really is.
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