-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You can get a carton off the Indian Reserve for $10, but they dry out way too fast, even when stored properly.
2019-02-27 at 1:54 PM UTC
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Official Dick Pic Thread
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Lanny bans dick pics, wherever they may pop up. Just a warning.
2019-02-27 at 1:50 PM UTC
in
Russia's getting boring
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Hillary Clinton will be the next Russian President.
2019-02-26 at 11:25 PM UTC
in
Did you ever fly a plane?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Posting in a 9/11/2020 recruitment thread.
Hello, Khalid.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You never heard the tail end of a joke before??
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Every man can make a hot dog stand.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Even a million dollars is not near what it once was. These days, that kind of money can be spent faster than you would think. To risk a decade of your life in jail for even a million would be stupid. Now, if it were 10 million, that would be worth thinking about.
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
If you're going to get 10 years for the crime, then you would multiply your potential income as a law-abiding citizen for the next 10 years, then subtract your illicit take from that. If you come up with anything less than one dollar, you're wasting your time.
2019-02-26 at 1:25 AM UTC
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A Virtual Machine Tunnel
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Do you even have five Ubuntus on you?