2019-02-23 at 5:33 AM UTC
That was a playful 'fuck you'. I thought it was cute. Don't get sad.
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2019-02-23 at 5:36 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by ohfralala
That was a playful 'fuck you'. I thought it was cute. Don't get sad.
I know.
That's was also a playful '
'.
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2019-02-23 at 7:44 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
inb4 narc clicks on this assuming it's a thread about wanking your dog
weekly
2019-02-23 at 12:38 PM UTC
Yes, I was trying to post an image. I have no problems with video, but I must be copying the image wrong.
So I take it I have to copy the url, not the link? Then I add jpg at the end? I’m cornfused.
2019-02-23 at 1:38 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
I came here for some beastiality pronz,
Disappointed
2019-02-23 at 2:17 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
A dog's weakest point is at its throat, its legs and its solar plexus. The first move you should take is try to get it in a headlock. Get down low on one knee, wrap your forearm around its neck, then lock its head in a vice-grip of steel, using your other arm to increase the pressure. The dog will begin to rip away and attempt to twist its head out. At that point, deliver a strong blow with a fist directly to its solar plexus, center, right in the wishbone. This will put the attacking dog into extreme pain and rob it of breath. Maintaining the headlock with one arm, slam it onto the ground with full force, then grab one of its back legs and start twisting. The bones there are like bird bones and will snap almost instantly. Keep twisting. Eventually, the dog will go into shock and lose consciousness from the pain and lack of oxygen.
2019-02-23 at 2:28 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
When I was a kid my grandad had a dog who swallowed a whole tennis ball whole so a friend of the family put his arm down the dogs throat(it was suffocating) and pulled the tennis ball out and the i moved d to bel air shortly after.
2019-02-23 at 2:34 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
This one time this large dog ran at me full speed with the intention to rip my throat out, and as it sailed through the air at me, I timed it perfect and connected with the side of its head with my fist like a bat on a baseball driving a home run. That dog hit the dirt midair like a bag of wet potatoes. Out like a light for a full five or six seconds. Then it hightailed it like a rabbit with its ass on fire.
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2019-02-24 at 2:51 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Me because I'm fucking blind and leave my glasses with my towel.
