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  1. Originally posted by Wariat Rhe guy in middle is prr od it or whwre my honie aleays buys from and theyre borh part of some big. Oss man:


    Saved. Hopefully you have a good answer as to why youre taking sneaky pictures of polish drug dealers
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  2. definitely not
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  3. About to go to dinner with a cousin i havent seen in like 25 years. I feel like theres literallynothing to talk about. Commonality and shared experience means a hell of a lot more than blood
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  4. The girl i used to get high with had me hold trash bags over her head while we had sex and also burned us with cigarettes. I cut the crotch out of her jeans one time with a box cutter. She wanted me to come into the apartment unannounced and bind her with duct tape and fuck her, but even as strung out as i was that seemed like the kind of red flag id regret. She actually texted me the other day and said shes been sober 6 months lol.
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  5. Originally posted by Sweet Pushing whole undigested hotdog out by ass

    I met a pakistani dude at the taco truck last night who reminded me of you. He said the food was so good he was now gay, and proceeded to demonstrate how gay by putting an entire traffic cone up his ass and i was like man i wish falco were here
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  6. I ate some discount rack rockfish last night and the runs this morning have been minimal. Id say just grab life by the horns n thats er way the cookie crumbles there, pard
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  7. Originally posted by Wariat So after i cut my finger yesterday i went to the main street here in town me wnd star trek hung out at and run into my old homie who had drugs i bought half gram of mefodrome off of but later he gave me like more to try and shit so i basically got a gram for half price. Anyway my jacking off problem continued all the time i was in the bathroom jacking off in a bar so loud everyone knew and heard me.



    Originally posted by Wariat Im surrised those guys wven want anything to do wirh me i become like a straight pervert on that shit wnd think of the filthiest shit ive ever seen in porn or wven worse make up scenarios in my mind. For instance i wqs thibkibg of a young braud being told she wirher has to war shit or take a horse cock up her ass and two guys holding her whike the big dick gors in just sick disgusting evil shit comes to my mind on that stuff.



    Originally posted by Wariat I found this spot near the street that you couls go into like i imagine i could take a prostitute in there or ofder chick money as its dark at night and incisible and a small hole exists to get in. I was there jerkiny off latwr pretendibg a chick wqs auxking my dick lickinf my ass and shit and imagined a scenario where a desperate chick is alone at night wnd we go there.
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  8. Im pessimistic and cynical
    I look for conflict to interject myself in so i can hurt people and feel like im doing so justly
    i steal groceries from the self checkout
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  9. Originally posted by WellHung My hair is falling out also… although I do have fairly strong pectorals underneath…

    I do have bitch tits as well. I think the majority of my bitch tits have been caused by a lifelong cannabis addiction.

    my gyno is from doing steroids and smoking a ton of weed in high school lol
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  10. Im sure people just think youre going to use it against them.

    i dont really care though. sure.

    Im overweight and unhealthy
    i have terrible posture
    i sweat too much
    im poor
    im easily discouraged
    i alternate between getting overly involved with people or not caring at all
    i have zero ambition
    i drink too much
    my car looks like i live in it
    im not creative
    im not near as articulate as i used to be
    I rarely complete a project

    Im sure theres a ton more.

    wbu beb?
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  11. I should honestly get a UBI for letting the this planet continue to exist
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  12. Originally posted by Sweet I don't even think she's actually autistic. That's not an excuse for being a stupid bitch. Autistic people can be cool but actual auts don't enjoy leaning on their 'tism.

    Autism is a standard excuse for boring shitheels.

    I mean she does remind me a bit of malice, so im inclined to agree. But yes-not an excuse.
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  13. This person just slipped me their number on receipt at a bar. We were talking about the film industry n she sa8d she could help me get a job. But shes also almost aa tall as i am, so im also now wondering if this 8s a dude.


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  14. “With a rope around the neck its much harder to pull me off. Only i can yank myself off.”

    - Dalai Lama
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  15. COCK 19
    COCKSBERG
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  16. SMEG N WETSON
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  17. Originally posted by Bradley does no one care that i kicked out a cruisers window after lubing up my wrist and escaping infront of all my friends and then no one told on me

    Bradley keeps lube tucked in between his ass cheeks for just such a situation. Like a gayer McGuyver.
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  18. *morgan freeman voice*

    "Unbeknownst to young Bradley, it was not -in fact- all good in the hood".
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  19. Also I hate lube. ill slap a handful of spit on there at most, but deep down i also kind of want it to hurt a bit.
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  20. ily faggot
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