Honestly im pretty drunk. i pulled up to the 25 hour subway n there were 2 cops inside. They sized me up and i knew if i looked sketchy they might stop me on my way out so i just looked real NONCHALANT and asked them about if they solved any MURDERS tonight and remarked that it was sad that the city wasnt paying him enough that he had to get a flatbread sandwich instead of the jalapeno cheddar double philly cheesesteak i was getting. Then i said thanks for ur service and got back into my jeep full of whiskey bottles and mushrooms and drove across the street to carls jr to get an oreo milkshake.
On the way feom carls to my home i played HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE. Not the first time ive driven without pants and it certainly dont be the last
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theres some girl withduct tape on her tits in a dress made of bubble wrap and the black chick i fucked is here with tambourines on her shoes and a harmonica between her tits and everyone is so fucking try hard i just wanna go some
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Drove all my friends home. Saw a dead woman in the street. Then had a long heartfelt discussionwith another friend and polished off a bottle of jefferson reserve. Watched The Whale. Now i. laying down.
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My life is all work and girlfriend now. Nothing fun happens really. All shenanigans and tomfoolery were put on hiatus. Casper a decade ago wouldve stolen my credit cards, pissed in my car and called me a bitch.
I should piss in my car metaphorically and also literally
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Originally posted by Average Jane
there were a lot of weirdos who stumbled into TC which is saying a lot because all of us are freaking weird. Was that the same guy who was super awkward because we were all telling him we were going to tell his family and find out where he lived? I literally just giggled out loud thinking about that.
Yeah i think thats the one
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Im casper. I was just reminding logic of when that weird guy came in TC wanting to be dominated and we had him sitting naked in his kitchen with a shoe on his head for like 7 hours.
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I might see if its on hulu rn. Last i remember there was a big naked lady and the little japanese boy becamed a big strong man and they had a sexually charged wrestling match in which the boyman was effectively dommed
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I tried to give $20 to this family yesterday they were holding a sign outside Wally World,,,
But my guy wouldn’t let me.. we went back And forth about it but he won in the end
I’ve been in this situation in every relationship I’ve been in…
It actually ticks me off ..,,real life I work for my money and if I wanna give it away I should be able to
It’s mine
Maybe he doesnt want you being taken advantage of by people that think youre stupid and easy to fool. Motherfuckers fake their little kid playing accordion outside my work, and every time i see them i stand out there and tell people not to give them shit. Get a job and get your kid in fucking school. Theres nothing more infuriating than someone taking advantage of someones trust, naivety or goodwill. Its one of the reasons people like wariat bother us.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
It should be a global sitcom where the entire world can laugh at wariat and throw tomatoes and shit at him when they see him
But honestly nevermind cuz that might actually get.him vagina
What if under 18 yr Olds are wariats cryptonite and he actually can't achieve his goal because it's genetically embedded in him and he'll die if he gets too close
an infinite sitcom like Nothing, Forever that uses chatGPT and automated animation to script a show about a polish nonce and his never ending quest to jerk off in front of children. Every episode he tells us he met a new child who will do some new depraved sex acts.
HEY FUYS AM GOING TO DO IT. This little girl is so filthy you wouldnt even believe it wow. When her grandma leavestomorrow she said we can watch movies and will put feeder mice into her anos and i can poop and put my asshole in her asshole like a dirty bitch.
WISH ME LUCK
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