Originally posted by Sweet
That honestly sounds a bit cringe and part of what started getting so gay about Cumtown.
Im probably just very easy to please.
One bit was about abortion still being legal in NY. And its a good thing bc there are a lot of retarded dagos there. They had to create PSAs to tell these people to stop flushing food and olive oil down the drain. Between the tons of flushed raviolis and all the aborted fetuses, im pretty sure thats the real ninja turtles origin story.
But the real gem was seeing him get super uncomfortable as some drunk mexican with a chin strap yelled that mullen was his hero and he loved him.
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OmgPlzDntBan died and i think he took them down because it made him sad. He might reupload at some point who knows. Im fairly certain he still lurks, but its prolly the same way i stayed away for a long time after Fubi n Malice died. Theres just less and less reason to be here.
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Just got back from the comedy show. At the end at the meet n greet, i was like "great set dude. Im using your show as a litmus test for my relationship. That part about hilarious miscarriage really had her shook but if we make it back to the car without her bursting into tears i think we could have a future together."
N he was like "oh fuck im sorry". N i said "yeah me too. I had to listen to her squeeze that thing out in the bathroom for like 3 hours". N he j7st chuckled nervously i was like gay n i got a terrible picture and left.
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The irony of mark wahlberg awarding an all asian movie is hilarious. Like how racist do you have to beat someone until they go blind?
Hw shoulsve walked up while that old shang tsung lookin nigga was making his speech and just started bowing to all four cardinal directions like he just entered the dojo
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was skeptical about these mushrooms because ive never seen psilocybin mushrooms like 8 inches long with caps the size of a tennis ball and stark white. But 6 people split one of these fucking things and everyone seemed really fucking altered. I might start microdosing these daily
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I also am unsure whether we were discussing the same "film i dustry" but no one in their right mind would pay to see me fuck so i have to think thats not it
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As gay as it feels to say, drink and drugs dont make anything feel better. It just kicks the can down the road. The brief glimpses of true joy and divinity and clarity that ive managed to find in rare sober moments are really the only drug i chase anymore. I want to feel awe and wonderment and possibility again. I want a deep breath 9f fresh air. I want to feel alive instead of the walking regretful memory of an old man on his death bed.
/gay
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omelette with onions, peppers and mushrooms, cajun chicken sausage and korean bbq beef. air fried fingerling potatoes. sourdough toast. unsweetened greek yogurt with blackberries, walnuts, honey. mushroom coffee and 3 cups of tea.
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