2023-05-02 at 8:17 PM UTC
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request for new username
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2023-05-02 at 8:25 PM UTC
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attn casper
Yeah that was pretty dope.
Were you sorta impressed by how i triangulated your exact apartment location from like 2 video clips and a still photo after I compared Google satellite images? You were prolly like DAM THIS NIGGA TWEAKIN HELLA HARD
But no. Just bored.
[Your area] is really nice tho. Its like my area but less dirty and more greenery. I wanna try to come by one of these weekends if nothing else just to cool out, listen to some DnB, eat pizza n stock up on solvents.
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Speaking of magic, gfs parents got us all tickets to Bruno Mars. Ive never seen him live. Was supposed to go see him with anderson paak last year but it fell thru.
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2023-05-02 at 9:25 AM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
This cheesey peter game sounds delightful but what of SUSTENANCE? what of ART?
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Originally posted by aldra
it bugs me that you went with B instead of D
B is for Ballsë
Richard “Dick” Ballsê Tective
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Pleas e to meet you my name is Richard Tective and ive been assigned to this case. The only way to do this right is to make sure that Ms. [NAME REDACTED]’s bias doesnt rub its crusty taint all over the indisputable 📠 of our case. So im going to ask that you ignore her and forward all pertinent info to my inbox where it will be thoroughly vetted and prizes awarded based on juiciness and specificity.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
PS: Also i know you likely thought I was that one fat junkie. Just to avoid any confusion- that was simply my undercover identity. Ive been trailing a certain “polish sausage” witha taste for “young buns” for about 15 years now, and i needed to embed myself in fringe internet gamerspeak “hotnigger” communities.
For the sake of transparency tough, i am in fact severely obese and addicted to gas station heroin but that is entirely coincidental i assure you.
Your Brother in Christ,
Richard B. Tective
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Originally posted by Kafka
Going to get my vag zapped by a laser now. •_•
Michael Weiss bet me $3 to take a magnifying glass to my balls in 4th grade. Thats how i learned that 1) Fruitopia and chocolate chip cookies are way less enjoyable with burned balls and 2) I will take just about any bet if it means proving a point.
I guess my point is you should just wait until someone bets you $5 first.
Also honestly wariat isnt going to mind a little hair so long as you keep asking if you can see your parents and keep pointing out that hes 30 years older than you and his butthole is stinky,
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2023-04-18 at 1 PM UTC
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i dont understand
lol you suxk so bad. If i get really high im going to write 50 Shades of Gay. Its about an unemployed Polish tech writer who brings children to his sexy dungeon only he begs them to tongue his butthole and they consistently just rob him and laugh at his stunted little penis.
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Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian
deftones are way better than tool
they love each other very much
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Originally posted by mmQ
literally cummin https://youtu.be/BfLCHTRIxtk
Saw deftones at that same place
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Idid not sing but i hit 6 bars and an egyptian car dealer gave me $200 to buy drinks after he left. He headbutted his brother and then wandered off into the night. Imma just out this on my credit card bc im responsibke but sandniggers drink hella good. wtf even is chartreusse
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just got Home from mynew bar. probabaky as big as ur kitxhen, only 6 stools. if i were an author worth half a shit,id have ordered drinks in a place like this
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she looks like a boy with a mom who desperately wants a trans kid
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i can actually see you doing that
“YOU OKAY THERE PARD? A LIL FLUSH COME ACROSS YOUR VISAGE- CAN I OFFER YE A SASPARIL?
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Originally posted by POLECAT
how hot the mom tho
Its a generally hot family
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Doing my morning erection stretches
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Originally posted by MuscleStud69
Lawrence of Arabia 4k Dolby Vision or I Know What You Did Last Summer 4k or Scream 4k
Pink Flamingos 8k/ Smell-O-Vision
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Originally posted by mmQ
I made a gif. tee hee
Kinda looks like Lucy, yea?
Guess the show this is from and I'll send you a virtual hugandkiss.
Much respect to the dude trying to subtly do the back of the hand titty graze like OH SHIT MY BAD DIDNT SEE U THERE IM A FEMINIST
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2023-04-26 at 7:28 PM UTC
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it sucks hella bad
*12 year old smoking a cigarette as wariat takes off his underwear*
“lol. The fuck im supposed to do with that?”
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