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Posts That Were Thanked by General Butt.Naked

  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S how big is yo dik

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  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Dude can you come back to LA we got work to do

    maybe end of next week? ill look for my fona fone i think it fell behind the couch or sumfin
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Life really is beautiful, it gets crazy .. things are crazy .. but when you’re out and it’s soo many stars And you’re looking up at them with someone who loves you..you gotta admit... life is beautiful and nothing else matters at that moment
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Deciding whether to go to the bar. 8pI worked 10 hrs today im already about to fall asleep.

    Not tonight babe. Tonight is the night is the night of love. Forever and ever I can't get enou- shhh sorry. Get some POWER Z's tonight so you can be UP AND ADAM tomorrow. Also if you're into having nightmares (its highly entertaining if you embrace them I recommend them to everyone friends and family) you should eat a bunch of hot dogs, Mr. PANSEXUALTHRAX taught me. It works for him and apparently its like SCIENCE YO. I'm planning a night next month where instead of taking a bunch of acid and going on a spiritual journey om gonna stay up for 3 or 4 days and eat like Joey chestnut 4th of July levels of hot dogs and then pass the fuck out and just experience a long sleep of Horrors and Experiences.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I maybe just be pooping but i feel 10 lb lighter after reading this post

    I'm gonna find you some goddamn G if it's the last thing I do. No I don't know how exactly but I WILL FIGURE IT OUT.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yesterday I memorized a few lines of sanskrit and learned how to neutralize my negative thoughts by asking - are my thoughts useful, what is their behavior and chanting the sanskrit.

    I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE A NEGATIVE THOUGHT EVER AGAIN. If I do, I will just release it. Harness the good, release the bad. Circular, circular. All good things.

    Tee fucking hee!

    It works I got a new job that is really easy and pays more than I've ever made, to start, and ill be getting a HEARTY raise soon already as my new boss LIEKS ME and told me so.

    I work with a bunch of cutie server gurls who are flirty and like talking about serial killing and blowjobs.

    I got a random $10 tip from a table because I made such a POWERFUL QUESEDILLA.

    I'm connected to a liquor store so I can steal ALL THE ALCOHOL if I wanted to, easily, but that thought isn't useful its BAD and I neutralized it. No stealing. Bad Wren! Kennel!

    Then, I got home and there was a huge doordash order from Hardee's sitting in front of my door that they somehow fucked up and delivered to me. It was still still pretty warm too. 2 bacon cheeseburgers just ketchup (exactly how I like it), a big order of chicken strip and a bunch of fries. THE PERFECT ORDER for me.

    Karma? No

    Sanksrit memory? Yes.

    Circular circular all good things. I've been sober for, well, a couple days but MY MIND AND BODY are sound.

    I AM ONE WITH NATURE. I AM WREN.

    PLUS. I get to go see the Cowboys play Sunday night on Halloween (my favowite team and my first NFL game ever.

    PLUS - there is a big ol EDM BASH the Friday before the game with names such as NGHTMRE AND KNIFE PARTY and im gonna fucking PARTAY.

    I am Wren. Are my thoughts useful? What is their behavior?

    I will not bully and I cannot be bullied.

    THANK YOU!
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    he was def an east coast nigga he ran off like an east coast nigga and you know I aint got no love in my heart for not one east coast nigga. I Am west till I die and he saw that in my eyes when I barked I saw the fear I SMELLED THE FEAR he was gone so fast didn't even hang back to talk more shit like wut

    where i'm from mane when a nigga talks shit he TALKS IT he plants dat whip on da corner and calls up his friends to talk shit too and they hold down the block and point and laugh at you until a beef breaks out and someone gets stabbed thats how I play WHO THE FUCK RUNS??? I guess he was too busy to talk shit, so was I.

    try to mind my fucking business these east coast bitches like to talk shit in a hurry they are important and can only devote a few minutes a day to shit talking smh IM FREE ALL DAY LETS GO

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  8. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat guys what is your honest opinion of the grwphics design in this article?

    https://www.salon.com/2001/05/16/daddy_3/

    Fuck you
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was at a funeral a few weeks ago that was also in a catholic church. The church was on a native reserve and had no power or water because it was in disuse due to COVID or something. It was packed and a bunch of people were outside, some of which because they didn't like catholicism. The priest was pretty lame tbh, he didn't speak any truths or insight and just talked about choices when the funeral was for a murder victim. There were people from all walks of life and I sat near a regional (at least) celebrity who was quite choked up. I was overcome with anger the whole time. Security blocked off streets in every direction and people had to walk up from quite a ways. When the body was carried out and the drumming hit (after the moving and uniting eulogy) everyone got pretty choked up and took turns touching the casket. After a certain point I realized I wasn't going to feel any better so I left, ran into someone I knew who didn't attend the funeral and we smoked a joint at a gas station while I was wearing a black suit and he was dressed like a bum and driving a 4 wheeler.

    Tl dr the priest sucked but it was a decently respectful and somber send off for someone who was one of the good guys in a world full of bad
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Now tell her you're 11 years old.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She just called…wtf.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Over under 4.5 more messages until she asks for money
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ocarina of crime
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  14. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    the tv is the real beach and the travel brochure is the book.

    No the book is the real beach and the TV show is the TV ad by the tourism agency of the locale with the beach.
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  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Money isn’t really an object in my life and hasn’t been for years.

    That’s what caused a 500 dollar a day fentanyl habit because I thought that’s what made me happy.

    Spending a year locked up and detoxing and even though I spent the max on commissary every week it made me realize that money isn’t shit but really a thought.

    Growing up rich spoiled me, and now at 30 I’ve had to take a step back and realize that money isn’t anything but a fucking object, it doesn’t bring happiness.

    I’d rather be happy in a Honda Civic than cry in a Maserati anyway, just saying.

    It has given me the upper hand in life a lot and I’m grateful for that and instead of pissing everything away like I did for years I’m attending college and actually working on my life goals.

    It’s only after I stopped using the excessive money that I realized it can’t bring true happiness.

    Took me 30 fucking years to even slightly figure this out, learn from my mistakes please
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Her son doesn't like me as much as she do. :))



    I'll be back when my life don't work out again.



    IF you come to Milwaukee and pick up some fire stamped with a B you definitely didn't get that shit from me.
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole
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  18. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Rocket pops
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole


    *puts honey on biscuit*

    *shoulder shimmy*

    YOLO..
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  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Riding The Eagle at Six Flags Great America.
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