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2021-07-10 at 2:02 PM UTC in I am not very impressed here anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-10 at 6:47 AM UTC in The life of a Zoklet Bad Ideas moderatorTwelve years ago it was.
Just out of school, at a loose end, alone with my mind and the internet. I search for totse, a name I remembered from years before that I had once stumbled across. Can't remember how I got there initially, doesn't really matter. I know it was Bad Ideas I found, though.
I find out that zoklet is the replacement. Sign up. Join the fun in the new Bad Ideas. Become moderator. Enjoy the drama. Wow, there was a lot of drama.
Two years later, after a short break and under a slightly different username, (Syphilis > STD) I return, this time mostly to ask how to doctor shop for "alcohol in a pill." The year was 2011. I hated alcohol, I wanted better.
This was where it all started >>
I did some dumb shit. I made a "huff raid" youtube video, shameful. I guess I wanted the attention. I had my share of serious mental issues at the time. That was a theme for the years that followed.
Since then, I imported hundreds of shipments of experimental drugs into Australia, hacked government networks (for curiosity, then told them about their deficiencies - and no, they didn't fix it), impersonated some people, poisoned a few others, saved a couple of lives along the way and unfortunately witnessed a few lives lost. Was investigated by the Border Force, was raided by a dozen Australian Federal Police Officers, many times arrested, never locked away, and now, after a long stint of rehab, I'm in university, have my shit (kind of) together, and have a lot of extremely dark stories from along the way with accompanying photos and bizarre mementos.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-09 at 10:05 PM UTC in My girlfriend is a stupid basic ass dumb cunt bjtchTo be clear I'm tripping balls right now and that was insane on my phoneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-09 at 9:24 PM UTC in Fona's Apartment SearchClose ur mouth when u breatheThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-09 at 2:24 PM UTC in Papers Pleasehttps://www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw/do-not-leave-your-home-sydney-bracing-for-weeks-of-lockdown-20210709-p588e3.html
From 5pm on Friday, exercising in groups is limited to two people (excluding household members) and people must stay within their local government area, or within 10 kilometres of home, for exercise.
Carpooling is not allowed, and only one person per household each day may leave the home for shopping.
Browsing in shops is not allowed and, from Sunday, funerals will be limited to 10 people.
it's now mandatory to carry ID when you go out to prove you're within 10km of your home
just cuck my shit right upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-09 at 3:06 AM UTC in Nigger Hate Thread (aka: Niggers Can't Spell)You're an official NiggerGuy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-09 at 2:19 AM UTC in NIS official list of devils advocatesYOU CAN DANCE YOU CAN DANCE
EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR EGGSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-08 at 11:23 PM UTC in 9 Grams Psilocybin Cubensis Trip ReportSo xlite asked me to do a trip report on the 9 grams of cubes. It took a little while to put all my thoughts in chronological order.
I’ve posted before about how I had done mushrooms. First I think 3 or 3.5 dry grams and then 5 grams. I didn’t feel anything other than anxious and self conscious. I get the same anxiety, and self consciousness plus paranoia smoking weed. I suspect my brain is wired a little different than most people’s though I’m not currently on any medication.
Last night I decided to try one more time to see if I could get anything from them at all and it really blew my mind. I got mixed up on what strain it was but I haven’t done any of the exotic strains. I think it was B+.
So around 8pm I ground up 7 grams of dried cubes with a mortar and pestle. I put it in a glass and cut a lemon in half and squeezed the juice in. I let it sit for like 10 minutes and drank it. I had some more citrus juice for the acidity.
Probably 50 minutes later I felt a little different but was getting disappointed. I was ready to give up on them completely but maybe around 9:15 I had cut the lights off and was getting ready to try to go to sleep. The tv was off with a blue screen and I had a podcast playing. The first visuals I noticed staring at the ceiling. The light fixture started jerking. Almost like an old tv losing an image but not unsettling. I laughed at it. The next visual was my open closet. The door was open and the blue light from the tv gave the white door this crazy looking glow. And i stared at it and it turned into this tunnel. Then the closet turned into a colorful dragon in a jungle. All of the hallucinations were amusing and funny. Not confusing and unsettling like hallucinations from other drugs.
I decided I wanted to get up and go somewhere. I got dressed went to the bathroom to pee and noticed my pupils were HUGE. My eyes were completely black. I walked outside with my keys and just stood there laughing and marveling at the feeling but decided not to go anywhere. I walked back in and I think this is when I took 2 more grams. I didn’t grind it up I just weighed it, and chewed them with some water. I remember the stem had this crazy look and it was growing in my hand. It seems like the hallucinations died down a little but I remember being overwhelmed by how good it felt. I think some music was playing on the podcast and I was just standing and swaying. I remember I started just saying “oh my god” over and over. Not like when you’re drunk and high and get that falling sensation and trying not to puke but like everything made sense and it was beautiful.
While standing up I remember another hallucination where the curtains seemed to be moving. Like water.
I laid down and continued the “oh my god” and finally turned the lights off again. I got open eye kaleidoscope visuals and whenever music would play I would be getting these really spiritual visuals of different things. While laying there I started being really introspective. Thinking about my life not really in the negative way I did before but just thinking. I had a few strange thoughts that didn’t go along with the peaceful feeling of the rest of the experience. Most of the time it made me see I shouldn’t be worried about anything.
It was hard to go to sleep not just because you have energy but for me it was kind of hurting to pee. I normally just drink water so I’m not sure if it was all the juice. But I finally slept sometime between 1 and 2am. And when I woke up I felt born again. It’s like it fixed something that was wrong in my brain. Maybe not everything but I wasn’t really worried about anything and had a strong desire to try to fix things between me and anybody else where it was possible. I also don’t have the urge to do drugs. I’ve reached out to people and been exercising in my free time. I definitely want mushrooms again and with a better setting but it seems like it’s too early. I won’t try less than 7 grams from now on. I’m not sure if that’s right for other people. The first two times something was weird about the mushrooms but I think I needed more too.
Anyway I’m reconsidering a lot. It feels strange to say but when I was high I felt connected to God and I haven’t believed in anything like that in a long time. Nothing else compared to it.
Tl;dr I took 9 grams of cubes and I think it’s a miracle drug. Bummymofo quit doing bundy you bitch ass niggaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-07 at 2:54 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?What as the last thing you *SOLD.
Last night I sold a RTX2060 super on the offerup app for $450. The story here is regarding the guy that bought it and the general pussy whippedness of your average American male.
After 3 days of going back and forth on the offerup messages he finally agreed to meet to purchase it (and as a side note i had about 20 other be-ta males umming and ahhhing over buying it in my messages).
Anyway, we arrange the time and place to meet and he tells me.
"I'm going to be with my wife when I pick it up, she doesn't know I'm building a new computer and I'm not going to tell her lol. When we meet I'm going to be bringing an old graphics card and I'm telling her than you are actually buying it from me. If you could please play along. I'll have the cash in the bag with the card, you can count it discretely in the bag and when she is not looking slip the card I'm buying from you in the bag".
So this went according to his plan. I was disgusted by a grown man having to play these childish be-ta games in front of his wife...this wouldn't happen in England.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-07 at 2:41 AM UTC in Delta-88 THCAll the skinhead types I met in jail were literally complete idiots.
I think we’ve all went through some dumb phases when we were younger tho..
Now that I think about it I can’t really say I disagree with op, except for the fact that it’s pretty cringe to use racial propaganda for weed.
Weed is for all of us to enjoy just like every other plant/substance on this earthThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-07 at 2:22 AM UTC in Delta-88 THCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-06 at 6:38 AM UTC in Blue Jacket player killed by firework to the chestThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-06 at 1:12 AM UTC in Nigger Hate Thread (aka: Niggers Can't Spell)Thank you Niggers for ebola
Thank you Niggers for bush meat and tropical parasites
Thank you Niggers for being a massive net drain on the economy
Thank you Niggers for driving the obesity epidemic across the US
Thank you Niggers for the majority of violent crime everywhere you infest
Thank you Niggers for the BLM riots, the most destructive non-natural disaster (dollar value) in the nation's history
Thank you Niggers. You utterly subhuman wastes of space.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-05 at 2:54 AM UTC in Delta-88 THCWe must secure the existence of our weed and a future for weed concentratesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-04 at 3:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionCan confirm, I'm hung and I ejaculate as wellThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-04 at 10:16 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMy girl's birthday is 4th of July and her favourite cuisine is cuban so I made her Ropa vieja with sweet cuban medinoche bread.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-03 at 4:25 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI would totally come down there and DP ur ass with ur ol manThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-03 at 3:21 PM UTC in SSSniperWolf (Youtube user) is fucking Hot.I hate seeing this bitch every time I go to YouTubeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-07-03 at 9:41 AM UTC in CIA code. meaning of TOTSE. no jokeTo;TSE
first the TO = Targeted Operation. next the TSE = Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy. or the Varient
Prion is a disease. double entendre all over the fucking place. Pry on.
there is a disease called Kuru. its a varient form of Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy. but instead it is found in Cannibals mostly in Papua New Guinea.
this is where it gets weird. Prion is simular to "Mad Cow Disease" and there was a fear in the UK regarding this some decades back. some conspirators believed that there was a mutation that could affect humans through cow meat.
in the Congo the Mayi Mayi tribal war is said that many Mayi Mayi tribe members are capturing Pygmy tribe members and eating them (What a spin huh?). there has been an outbreak of Prion disease. or Kuru varient.
which these Mad Cow Diseases took place during the time that Cult of Dead Cow was formed. and that it was named after a slaughter house in Texas.
there was a code agent name of Spectrua.. Out of Toronto. AhmmThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-07-03 at 4:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
