2021-10-08 at 10:52 AM UTC
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aldra
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Im not reading this shit rn but maybe theres something i can give to interpol later
thyat's a massive fucking dilemma for me
I don't want to give info to cops but getting wario locked up would be hilarious
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2021-10-08 at 9:24 AM UTC
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aldra
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Originally posted by Wariat
but what im saying is thisn fuys..l anyone noticed how hard it is for us men to get them naked and fuck unless they initiate or get naked first? and how many of them will invite you over with beers etc and later you go home realizing you didnt make the move just because they didnt? like how do you alleviate this issue?
I just grab a titty at some point, one thing leads to another and next thing I know it's a year later and she's yelling at me throwing my stuff out of a window.
I don't really think about it that much which is probably how I keep ending up in those situations
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the purpose of sex is for reproduction
anything that isn't having missionary sex for the purposes of procreation is a fetish
your fetish involves pleasure of the male anus which is not normally associated with heterosexual reproductive sexual activities.
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Originally posted by aldra
and at what point do you let the dog in
"Is that a Chihuahua in you're pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
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aldra
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and at what point do you let the dog in
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
im better now, baby boi
Nah im sick as fuck with bat aids or someshit but FUCK it beats being dopesick
Everything pretty normal otherwise. My lifes like 60% less shitty now.
How you been playa?
I hope you feel better, being sick sucks. I been pretty good, nothing new really. Still working 3 12 hour shifts and enjoying my 4 days off. Kinda shitty but worth it. I've learned a new role where I pretty much just sit on a laptop all night and fix problems which ain't too bad. Other than that just been playing video games and entertaining myself with movies and stuff on the internet. Haven't drank any alcohol in 1 year 1 month and 2 days, I've got an app that tracks it. I feel a lot better.
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2021-10-07 at 6:21 AM UTC
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Fona 10-7-2021
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Skip the last question, how much per dose for the venom if sold via DNM? Asking for a friend
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Meikai
Yeah I just like the halloweem skelton memes. That's the extent of my love for the holiday. Joking about calcium and strong bones, listening to spooky scary skeletons, that kinda thing. Not about to pretend "Halloween is my Christmas" or whatever.
I'm just trying to deflect from my own cringey love of all hallows eve. I literally traded a porno tape on VHS (called IIRC "layin down the law") in junior high to another kid in exchange for the nightmare before Christmas on VHS.
I'm sorry I'm being a disingenuous hipster, I legitimately like the nightmare before Christmas, there have been some cataclysmic events in my life that took place with Halloween as a backdrop several times so it's a pretty weird time for me in some ways.
I would give you candy 🥺
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by STER0S
i miss the neighborhood I grew up in.
on halloweens each house would try to out-scare the other with decorations of death and gore and shit like that.
I remember asking kids in the neighborhood the next day why they didn't go to my house for Halloween then later realized their parents probably told them "we don't go there"
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the only alcohol i consumed in the last year was 1-3 ml at a time with designer benzos dissolved in it, or isopropyl that i was too impatient to let evaporate off meth because i was paranoid it would be infected with HIV or something
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I just sent them my resume
Omg! I got to get my resume ready it's not ready but I'll try to get it ready and send in that will be so cool if they put us in the same cadet School class I'm going to teach us judo and MMA and we can both slam on fools kick their ass top of the class which means the top of the class always gets the exotic police cars so we will both be top cop Hot shots in our brand new Dodge challengers
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Like other mallards, that one went above my head
/saved
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction
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2021-10-04 at 11:21 AM UTC
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by Wariat
Actually women have been the hardest part of my life to actually get one or get sex. It took me even many yrs going to pubs like every night to finally lose my virginity at 22. I only had one good yr and that was 24 where I had many chances but didnt close most of them anyway. But yea the ones who were attracted to me were exactly my type or perfect. The best other time was when I was a student at like 26/27 in saj jose finishing my ba because I had some econ classes left and there was this grad student super dressed up latina chick i almsot got it with who even called me on my cell and the thing was I accidentally was day one on a grad econ course and realized i had to drop it and take the easier undergrad course to finish my minor requirements and graduate. But one time she called me and said she was at some pub and she wanted me to come but either changed my mind or when i kept asking her how long will she wait for me or be there etc. let me get dressed etc. she just left me sort of hanging and we never talked since. she was just bomb though like high heels leather jacket or jeans just suer feminine womanly mature woman exactly my type and imagine at like 26 scoring that. I think she must have been like 44-48 or maybe even 50 but good looking older chick latina etc. The thing was she even waited or asked me to pick her up the next time even when i didnt go to class lol and would call me and shit. but it was a huge turn off when I put my arms around her as we walked to my car as I gave her a ride to her car or parking spot and she rejected my arm like didnt want me to grab her at all. So I just was like fuk it then fuk her.
HAHAHAHAHhhHahaahhahahaa rofl lol lmfao
Oh god you suck so bad for fuck sake hahahahahahaha
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