Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Originally posted by Wariat
you sure man? like how do u know?
Coz you're clearly an extremely creepy cunt. Pretty obvious that you'll look like an extremely creepy cunt irl, you'd obviously have extremely creepy cunt body language and that extremely creepy cunt stare an all.
Chicks pick up on that very quickly
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Originally posted by Wariat
Im thinking of just putting my legs up not even asking them to do it but just sort of guiding them there or women of any age Im not talking just teens as Ive been having a hard time finding rimmers in Poland. Maybe by just putting the legs sort of up theyll know what I want?
Fill the bath halway, get in...and crouch so the waterline is on your butthole, then shift forward and backwards slightly so you get a wave motion, before you know it you're getting a sloppy rim job.
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Originally posted by mmG
YO WADDUP 4J. This isn't mmQ, it's Falco.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
YO WADDUP 4J. This is Falco I think Wren is messing around lol
Yall niggas messin with my head. I hope you're both doing good though.
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Hell yeah. Proud of u brotha. 12 hour shifts tho fuck. Get a PC so we can play some shit together again.
Thanks dude. I got a pretty decent laptop that I've ran Borderlands 2 on and it went smooth, dunno what you'd be trying to play but we could try it out sometime. Don't really PC game at all to be honest, I been switching between PS3, PS4 and old school emulated games on my Raspberry Pi.
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Originally posted by Wariat
I remember about two yrs ago before covid I was on my step skooter or hulajnoga walking with it and sitting down at nad wisle in Warsaw where those cement benches are and the river is there. Some teenage polish girl kept making eye contact and turning her head at me (maybe even smiled) and I smiled at her. I walked by she looked at me (I dont know if this indeciseveness or me not having the balls to do or say anything right there and then did it) and later I turned around and as I was passing by her and her two female friends were not looking at me and I came up from behind her and tried to give her my business card I had at the time (self made but it had my number on it) and said if you ever wanna talk or anything hit me up and those two other teenage bitches were cock blocking saying "she doesnt want to" or some shit. and it just failed.
It was weird because she wouldnt even turn to look at me but earlier she was all gigddy turning around at me every few seconds. Teenage girls are hard to get and make no sense guys or maybe the Polak variety. I mean was it the indeciveness not going for it right away as she looked and smiled that did it or why were her friends such bitches?
She must have been around 15/16 but it didnt matter it wasnt as like I was trying to fuk her then and there. I was just trying to get to know her as a person.
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QMR was driving a cab in norcal in the early 2000s and happened to pick up a particularly interesting fare in early September who traveled all the way from walnut creek to NYC.
Afterwards, Mr.MR made the short jaunt to joisey where he danced on a roof with some of his fellow chosen people. Beto o Rourke and Harper Reed spitroasted him afterwards
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Originally posted by aldra
yeah I didn't find any of them particularly arousing to be honest.
Chyna might as well have a baby dick the night vision in the Paris video made it look like he was banging an emaciated hulk I can't remember much about the Pam Anderson one except that it was on a boat
You summed it up.
I do believe Chyna did give a decent blowjob though that could be a placebo memory.
Yes Paris and the night eyes. I don't think she even smiled once.
And yeah Pam was on a boat. With Tommy Lee. I think she gave a pretty good blowjob too.
I think I probably jacked off one time to each of them respectively, one time each. Probably didn't even cum.
I feel like I had a better time jerkin it to Halle Berry getting fictionally (but also actually) fucked by Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball.
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In view of your low grade... I will not dignify your name with either a Mr. or a Reverend or a Dr. And, your username name calls to mind only the type of products such as low quality concrete and mixy lemonades...
QMR, look into your heart. You know you are a complete fraud and a great liability to all Uber drivers. Rideshare customers in this country have enough frauds of their own but I am sure they don't have one at this time anywhere near your equal. You are no clergyman and you know it. I repeat you are a colossal fraud and an evil, vicious one at that. You could not believe in God... Clearly you don't believe in any personal moral principles.
QMR, like all frauds your end is approaching. You could have been our greatest driver. You, even at an early age have turned out to be not a leader but a dissolute, abnormal moral imbecile. We will now have to depend on our older leaders like Aquino, a man of character and thank God we have others like him. But you are done. Your "honorary" degrees, your 4.9 star rating (what a grim farce) and other awards will not save you. QMR, I repeat you are done.
No person can overcome facts, not even a fraud like yourself. Lend your sexually psychotic ear to the enclosure. You will find yourself and all your dirt, filth, evil, and moronic talk exposed on the record for all time. I repeat — no person can argue successfully against facts. You are finished. You will on the record for all time your filthy, dirty, evil companions, male and females giving expression to you with your Gospel hideous abnormalities. And some of them to pretend to be ministers of the Gospel. Satan could not do more. What incredible evilness. It is all there on the record, your sexual orgies. Listen to yourself you filthy, abnormal animal. You are on the record. You have been on the record - all your adulterous acts, your sexual orgies extending far into the past. This one is but a tiny sample. You will understand this. Yes, from your various evil playmates on the east coast to whores and others on the west coast and outside the country you are on the record. QMR you are done.
The American public, the church organizations that have been helping — Protestant, Catholic and jedis will know you for what you are — an evil, abnormal beast. So will others who have backed you. You are done.
QMR, there is only one thing left for you to do. You know what it is. You have just 34 days in which to do it (this exact number has been selected for a specific reason, it has definite practical significance). You are done. There is but one way out for you: suicide. You better take it before your filthy, abnormal fraudulent self is bared to the nation.
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