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Question about one night stands

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Is it ok for the man to get naked first if she invites you over or is it only ok for women to just let the dress down or get naked first everytime and never the man? Like does she have to give explicit perission hey now we have sex while man is always supposed to be ready? And how do you make it happen if she invites you over or comes to your place and nothing is happening for some minutes? Do you always just sit next to each other on the couch unless she herself gets naked?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    no
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    and at what point do you let the dog in
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    Originally posted by aldra and at what point do you let the dog in

    "Is that a Chihuahua in you're pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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    troon African Astronaut
    You lock the door, take your hard dick out, look her straight in the eye and masturbate as menacingly as possible.

    If she doesn't freak out, you're all set for whatever you want.

    Unless you're gaye as fuck, in which case chat, caress, kiss and stuff like that.

    You're like an unusually degenerate character from a Dostoevsky novel.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    Originally posted by Wariat Is it ok for the man to get naked first if she invites you over or is it only ok for women to just let the dress down or get naked first everytime and never the man? Like does she have to give explicit perission hey now we have sex while man is always supposed to be ready? And how do you make it happen if she invites you over or comes to your place and nothing is happening for some minutes? Do you always just sit next to each other on the couch unless she herself gets naked?

    This is a 14yr olds question.
  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I prefer 2 night stands so I can raid their fridge
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    2 night stands are better as you can then have a night stand on either side of the bed. Great for lamps, clocks and books.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    but what im saying is thisn fuys..l anyone noticed how hard it is for us men to get them naked and fuck unless they initiate or get naked first? and how many of them will invite you over with beers etc and later you go home realizing you didnt make the move just because they didnt? like how do you alleviate this issue?
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    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 "Is that a Chihuahua in you're pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

    the dachsund is already duck taped snout first into his anus its why he wears the BIG BOY PANTS
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    Originally posted by Wariat but what im saying is thisn fuys..l anyone noticed how hard it is for us men to get them naked and fuck unless they initiate or get naked first? and how many of them will invite you over with beers etc and later you go home realizing you didnt make the move just because they didnt? like how do you alleviate this issue?

    Dude it just happens, you don't think about it or plan it, It's a natural progression, clothes usually come off one by one and at the same time as each other...you don't just stand up after drinking your coffee and say 'Right! off with the unders!"
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I always have my secretary fax over an agenda of undressing and sexual activities before I engage in a one night stand. We both sign and get the document notarized, that way we know exactly when each party needs to do what in the copulation proceedings. It can be a little hard to bust your nut within the prescribed 15 second windows, but I find it makes things simpler on the whole.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat but what im saying is thisn fuys..l anyone noticed how hard it is for us men to get them naked and fuck unless they initiate or get naked first? and how many of them will invite you over with beers etc and later you go home realizing you didnt make the move just because they didnt? like how do you alleviate this issue?

    I just grab a titty at some point, one thing leads to another and next thing I know it's a year later and she's yelling at me throwing my stuff out of a window.

    I don't really think about it that much which is probably how I keep ending up in those situations
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  16. #16
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny It can be a little hard to bust your nut within the prescribed 15 second windows

    Why would you write a 15 second window into your own agenda?
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Yea but I mean ive been in situaitons where women I barely met invited me over like this one chick in front of an am/pm (or similar mart) on portola in santa cruz and I could tell i mean why else would she invite me over if she wasnt attractive we just barely talked or i made some comment compliment to her when inside I just started to talk about jail for some reason or some stupid topic and we never had sex but at one point like she tried to wrestle with me I really think she wanted sex so what are your strategies in such situations? Ive been in another in santa cruz with this chick O'neil who apparently is part of the fmaous o neil family there and fucks guys all the time or everyone says she is seen inviting diff guys over but we also never fuked she bought us a case of beers and everything and we just went in her pad talked a bit than she was like lets go for a walk and ran into some other dude.
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    Originally posted by Wariat Yea but I mean ive been in situaitons where women I barely met invited me over like this one chick in front of an am/pm (or similar mart) on portola in santa cruz and I could tell i mean why else would she invite me over if she wasnt attractive we just barely talked or i made some comment compliment to her when inside I just started to talk about jail for some reason or some stupid topic and we never had sex but at one point like she tried to wrestle with me I really think she wanted sex so what are your strategies in such situations? Ive been in another in santa cruz with this chick O'neil who apparently is part of the fmaous o neil family there and fucks guys all the time or everyone says she is seen inviting diff guys over but we also never fuked she bought us a case of beers and everything and we just went in her pad talked a bit than she was like lets go for a walk and ran into some other dude.

    LOL
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Wariat Yea but I mean ive been in situaitons where women I barely met invited me over like this one chick in front of an am/pm (or similar mart) on portola in santa cruz and I could tell i mean why else would she invite me over if she wasnt attractive we just barely talked or i made some comment compliment to her when inside I just started to talk about jail for some reason or some stupid topic and we never had sex but at one point like she tried to wrestle with me I really think she wanted sex so what are your strategies in such situations? Ive been in another in santa cruz with this chick O'neil who apparently is part of the fmaous o neil family there and fucks guys all the time or everyone says she is seen inviting diff guys over but we also never fuked she bought us a case of beers and everything and we just went in her pad talked a bit than she was like lets go for a walk and ran into some other dude.

    Are you sure you’re not a virgin?
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  20. #20
    I was gonna say talking about prison fights and emotional trauma was my patented pussy moistenening move when I was like 16.
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