The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2021-10-07 at 5:23 PM UTC

   #5801
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I hope you feel better, being sick sucks. I been pretty good, nothing new really. Still working 3 12 hour shifts and enjoying my 4 days off. Kinda shitty but worth it. I've learned a new role where I pretty much just sit on a laptop all night and fix problems which ain't too bad. Other than that just been playing video games and entertaining myself with movies and stuff on the internet. Haven't drank any alcohol in 1 year 1 month and 2 days, I've got an app that tracks it. I feel a lot better.

   
   Hell yeah. Proud of u brotha. 12 hour shifts tho fuck. Get a PC so we can play some shit together again.
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   • Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
2. 2021-10-07 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #5802
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
3. 2021-10-08 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #5803
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The stars that make palladium are relatively rare and very very MASSIVE. Know this Helium is 2 in Atomic Number . 4 in atomic weight while palladium is 46 om atomic number, 106.42.
   
   The stars that can Palladium is many orders of magnitude greater than our sun.
   
   The Noble Elements are chemically intert or inactive especially toward oxygen. Platinum is the most noble of the metals. That is only part of the story, of these rare metals, it takes massive transfers of energy to make such high numbered (Atomic Number and Atomic Weight) elements Energy transfers far beyond anything we know
   
   The Energy to create the elements of the Platinum metal Group is so far beyond our technology. Fusion and Fission all we can do in Fusion which creates Heavier Elements is Hydrogen to Helium - the Energies required for lets say Platinum is beyond our imagination.

4. 2021-10-08 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #5804
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   I have a platinum wedding band somewhere that someone traded me for drugs.
   
   I wonder if theyre still married
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   • mmG
5. 2021-10-08 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #5805
   

   mmG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I have a platinum wedding band somewhere that someone traded me for drugs.
   
   I wonder if theyre still married

   
   Go on a detective adventure to track her down and then
6. 2021-10-08 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #5806
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   Rape her
7. 2021-10-08 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #5807
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I have a platinum wedding band somewhere that someone traded me for drugs.
   
   I wonder if theyre still married

   
   They would not need a piece of metal to prove it if it was true and honest
8. 2021-10-08 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #5808
   

   mmG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They would not need a piece of metal to prove it if it was true and honest

   
   
   
   Shut up, faggot.
9. 2021-10-08 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #5809
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmG Go on a detective adventure to track her down and then

   
   It was from a dude lol.
10. 2021-10-08 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #5810
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked It was from a dude lol.

    
    I know, I mean his wife that he was marijed to
11. 2021-10-08 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #5811
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    If i could find it and find him, id prolly just give it back. He prolly already came clean tho.
12. 2021-10-08 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #5812
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked If i could find it and find him, id prolly just give it back. He prolly already came clean tho.

    
    Rape her
13. 2021-10-08 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #5813
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Done
14. 2021-10-08 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #5814
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by mmG
    
    Shut up, faggot.

    
    nobody thinks you're funny
15. 2021-10-08 at 3:56 AM UTC

    #5815
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    not even the guy that thinks everyone is funny thats how unfunny you are
16. 2021-10-08 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #5816
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    gay porn
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock-of-the-rock
17. 2021-10-08 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #5817
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nobody thinks you're funny

    
    I'm not trying to be funny
18. 2021-10-08 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #5818
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood not even the guy that thinks everyone is funny thats how unfunny you are

    
    That means you are super lame
19. 2021-10-08 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #5819
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by mmG I'm not trying to be funny

    
    Hahahahahahaha
20. 2021-10-08 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #5820
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Hahahahahahaha

    
    I can't help it if I'm hilarious