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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno, the imagery of picking up depressed, cancerous hookers from discount supermarkets just adds to the melancholy. the sort of thing Dostoevsky might write about
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  2. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Met the same hooker today. She has moved to city west. Traffic was terrible. Every day since covid ended traffic seems to get worse. She met me in a lidl carpark. I didn't get her family situation but she said she was renting a room, but she also seemed to know the people she was living with.

    She came across a little wasted. I asked her about her cancer, she said she was pretty sure it was cancer but she hadn't followed up on it and didn't want to know. She said she was depressed and stressed and off work, just basically doing hooking for money. I don't really blame her for going on a bender instead of going on cancer treatment. It's understandable.

    We drove to a quiet gateway she knew and pulled in. I pulled my trousers down and she sucked like a champion, then we kissed while I jerked off, then when I was going to cum I said so, expecting her to grab a tissue, instead she went down and swallowed it all. Then she made fun of me, asking wouldn't I prefer to cum in a mouth rather than all over myself. It was awesome.
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  3. Donald Trump Black Hole
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  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Rick was probably like "fuck your couch" as he pressed his piss-soaked ass into the new cushions
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no, looks like it works ok under proton though


    lol, they're trying to sell a 6 and 12 month season pass for a game that's effectively incomplete on launch, modern game devs are incredibly j'ewish, Hamas should go after them
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  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’m about to make an eggplant curry dish as well as brocolli cheddar soup and enchiladas so I don’t have to cook all week
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fox The rule about not using tools or technology on the sabbath is probably the funniest thing about jęws. Like it’s the most neurotic, overthought shit which really is emblematic of their culture. They wrapped a string around manhattan so they could carry groceries outside or whatever the fuck, if that ain’t some neurotic shit

    their entire religion is about tricking God, which should tell you everything you need to know about their collective psyche.

    God says you're not allowed to work or leave the house on Sunday. you want to leave the house? wrap a magic string around your neighbourhood and now the whole neighbourhood is your house!

    want to get work done? get a Shabbos Goy to do it for you!

    want to turn your lights on and off (using electricity or starting fires counts as work)? get a special lightbulb that, instead of turning off, has a little cover to hide the light when you want to sleep
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  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.

    GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.

    €550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.

    This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.

    So it's like spending your life with a prostitute who's unwilling to perform any sexual acts but still wants to get paid. I guess if you enjoy her companionship that much, it doesn't matter what others have to say, and you're not dumb enough to not have heard it and understand it before anyway. I don't think anyway.

    I can understand not wanting to get fucked in the ass but she's gotta compromise somewhere. Maybe she'll drink your piss or something. I mean cool female FRIENDS should even be willing to suck you off now and then, let alone your LIFE PARTNER.

    I would burn her alive in the oven if she refuses again. No more games. No more bullshit!
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  10. Originally posted by Donald Trump Fixed that for you.

    Well I mean I don’t believe the jèws run everything like some of you people. They do appear to have a disproportionate representation in many matters…
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  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Its also hard to not see 6 billion in unfrozen Iranian assets and one of the most glaring international intelligence blunders in recent memory- as anything other than some VERY deliberate calculus on someones part. The more you learn of history, the less willing you are to believe in coincidences.

    Cohencidences.
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  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I just think its becoming hard to not to be politically aware these days. Propaganda starts to become obvious, unless you willingly bury your head in the sand. You live long enough and begin experiencing deja vu with different flavors of the same world events.

    I have no illusions that Hamas wouldnt kill me if given a chance. But i also understand how Americans appear to people whove been brutalized by our puppet regimes, maimed by our bombs, starved by our sanctions. Hilarious thing is that the average fundamentalist Christian (who was the majority not many years ago) has more in common with fundamentalist Muslims than the progressive American ideology thats slowly making gains here. More likely to behead me? Hamas, for sure. More damaging to the overall peace and future of mine, and other western countries? Very likely, Israel.

    Your average Joe Blow just knows what the jeditube tells him. Honestly it probably doesn't matter what he knows because the government going to do what their big time donors want. And they want what is going to line their pocket.

    Some of those fundy Christains get a quick wake up call when visiting the holy land. Those jedis lose their special holy goodness when they spit on their adoring fans and tell them Jesus burning in a vat of sperm in hell. lol
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  13. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Start a PH channel where two men discuss nuanced geopolitics while fucking 2 women in the throat

    And make one a jedi and one a Palestinian
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  14. frala Avant garde shartist
    Gerald’s Game is so good. I know I say this all the time but I love Mike Flanagan.
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  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    There's a small cottage industry of youtube videos explaining how DOOM Eternal did that really well, but the noclip one is probably the canonical case, it's pretty interesting to see all the decisions that go into coersing you as the player into not being an absolute pussy

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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I am the epitome of the most tedious playstyle. For a while i was saving the snowglobes with bugs in them bc i wanted to start a bug collection

    I think a _lot_ of the gaming population are when it comes down to it. I am too. If something's optimal but horribly unfun I will end up doing it over and over again without even thinking about it. I saw an interesting interview with one of the designers for XCOM and I think the quote was "players will do their best to optimize all the fun out of your game", in that case referring to players playing uber conservatively and slowly because it really was optimal. In 2 they introduced time limits to stop that and a lot of people hated it, I did at first, but after I got used to it I realized the game was way more fun because it forces you to take calculated risks, get some of your guys ganked, and engage more seriously with injury/training/backup/recruiting systems. Ultimately it does kinda fall on the game dev to make the best gameplan not be a tedious slog
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra

    What is the calculus here? Why is any celebrity thinking "now seems like a great time to wade into what is quite possibly literally the most fraught and vicious ideological conflict in world history"? Even if you thought it'd get you casting calls or something, it seems like a fucking dumb move.
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  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by aldra that's kind of funny because this is the exact sort of thing those Saudi royals are likely to have backed

    it's like she was shit on both literally and metaphorically

    It would be funny if 16 yr olds were shit on no?
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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