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  1. Originally posted by aldra I would've been more likely to believe them

    i know.

    but it wouldnt be memorable.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra


    cant believe jedis would lie about this

    putting someone in an oven is too specific a thing to lie about

    it definitely happened and i think you'll regret doubting them once the ai generated footage proving it happened finishes rendering
  3. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Maybe Hamas has a time machine and actually got some boys from the S.S to help them fight against jedis from the future

    Although I don't know how they would rectify Israel's existence being almost entirely Hitlers fault
  4. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    German-Israeli woman kidnapped at music festival has been found dead, Israel's foreign ministry says

    https://www.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/israel-hamas-war-gaza-news-10-30-23/h_76166b7d40c52307181d55ebbcb44e45



    I'd have subjected her to unspeakable horrors too...
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    saturation bombing isn't a great way to retrieve hostages unless you don't mind what condition you get them back in
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  6. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Apparently she has more semen in her than the US carrier strike force.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra saturation bombing isn't a great way to retrieve hostages unless you don't mind what condition you get them back in

    i uhh... isn't it like transparently the case that bibi does not care what condition they come back in? aren't the families of the hostages specifically pissed that bibi would rather flatten gaza than bring their loved ones home?
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai i uhh… isn't it like transparently the case that bibi does not care what condition they come back in? aren't the families of the hostages specifically pissed that bibi would rather flatten gaza than bring their loved ones home?

    pretty much

    there was a video released of some of the prisoners begging for a ceasefire and prisoner swap negotiations but israeli media is ignoring it because the government considers it propaganda meant to undermine the war effort
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Apparently she has more semen in here than the US carrier strike force.

    she was at a bush doof, could've been from before Hamas turned up

    or after the IDF found the body
  10. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra she was at a bush doof, could've been from before Hamas turned up

    or after the IDF found the body

    Probably all 3 scenarios...4 if you include the mortuary attendants....that's a soggy situation.
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  12. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And you have information nobody else is privileged to.

    ?
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    People all around the world are upset with God's chosen people.
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 People all around the world are upset with God's chosen people.

    It is sooooo good to hear it
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra pretty much

    there was a video released of some of the prisoners begging for a ceasefire and prisoner swap negotiations but israeli media is ignoring it because the government considers it propaganda meant to undermine the war effort

    It's funny that hostages are what actually make Israelis furious but they don't matter at all to the government. There's gonna be some disenfranchisement there esp when military service is compulsory and they can't even fake a narrative they were called on to save their fellow personnel. They're no less fodder for their front line than Hamas' militants are for theirs
  16. Originally posted by Kawkasian German-Israeli woman kidnapped at music festival has been found dead, Israel's foreign ministry says

    https://www.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/israel-hamas-war-gaza-news-10-30-23/h_76166b7d40c52307181d55ebbcb44e45



    I'd have subjected her to unspeakable horrors too…

    she looks like a taiwanese singer.

    jéw-asian hybrid ?
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    probably plastic surgery in korea
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    israel removed from major Chinese mapping services
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  20. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by aldra saturation bombing isn't a great way to retrieve hostages unless you don't mind what condition you get them back in

    I don't think they care. Sucks for the hostages but they have no interest in swapping prisoners or fucking around with ceasefire bullshit. They are just going in there and saying "fuck it" at this point

    Just like if a cop were to shoot the hostage WHAT LEVERAGE MOTHERFUCKER! ON THE GROUND. If you only care about getting the bad guy it's a pretty good tactic

    They had to spend all that manpower and vehicles kidnapping people instead of using those soldiers to fight on the front lines which puts them at a disadvantage if the other side just decides to not care about the hostages.
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