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  1. Brad out here selling drywall and candle wax again
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  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Shut up, you fucking pedo.

    Quit trying to justify your depravity.
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  3. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked

    That looks pretty good to be honest, I wouldn't mind a slice of his pie...
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  4. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked

    So good

    Show me your hung duong, no homo.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I'm gonna spend it meditating in a grove too. A grove full of four-leaf Grovers. All the softest cutest animals will gravitate toward me and we will combine our energies and drift into the nights sky never to be seen again
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  6. Nile bump
    Fuck man, just thinking about that shit hurts. Deeply.

    I gotta chill the fuck out honestly. I live next to monastery (no joke lol) I should see if they would allow me to meditate in there. I know there's a place that's open a short walk away.

    Gotta master myself, cuz otherwise things will not go well for people near me. Too much pain and not enough action, too much attention and not enough connection.

    I should hitchhike north or try and jump on a frieght train. Anything so long as my safety isn't guaranteed and I don't know whats coming.

    Too comfortable... A non-life. But it's good to find an island I guess.

    My mom told me a story of a man named Billy jack, he was adopted but returned to Calling Lake, Learned Cree and embraced the culture... Cuz I need some sort of healing for these scars or I'll lose it.

    Anyway uh merry Christmas, sry for rambling.
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I ate half a block of fromage du brie while I typed this behemoth of a thread
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  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I want to make tacos 🌮 tonight..💗

    Wait till Friday and then make Fish Tacos. Beer battered and all!
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  9. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You're right, Wariot.

    I can't believe those damn wimmins you meet who dump you after they learn that you were imprisoned for diddling little girls. Don't they want their daughters to be able to enjoy all that life has to offer?

    Kill yourself.
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  10. did you tell them it was for minor offences.
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Disney is gonna make a movie about a quiet white boy who reforms broken women with the power of his sainted dick

    Like that movie about sandra bullock and the big black football player n how she changes his life with the power of her white tolerance, only in this case the big black football player is a tiny black football player and sandra bullock is my cock.

    Called PENISS CONGENIALITY
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked She is RIDICULOUSLY strong tho. I already have scars and bruises. She smoked some strong ass weed the other day and then started having ptsd from being wariat’d, n didnt want me to leave and then sobbed in my arms for like an hour. Its a fucking mess. It feels like the kind of trailer park relationship where wed get the cops called on us on a weekly basis.

    I was at suboxhos place the other day and she said "so....do you like me?" So I laughed, hit her with a pillow and said I had to leave so she started talking about how someone I know "took advantage of her" but I dodged that by asking if she wanted a weapon in case he came back and she said no. This is how you deftly defy enabling a crazy person's emotional needs while still providing them safety and security. A dickin in every chicken and a Weapon for every woman who's been sexually exploited. That's the sustainable society we should be working towards. Sorry this post is terrible
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Damn i wanna hear yalls i terracial 3sum stories plz elaborate

    My side chick before I went to jail was light skinned (half local indigenous black and half English) and always eluded to having 3somes and how Bi she was but that never happened. In my experience girls talk about 3somes way more than they want to participate in them. This is for like 700 reasons I don't feel like getting into.

    I had a 3some with a Lebanese girl and a white stripper who cosplayed as Trump in 2016 and went quasi viral. Her son was at the house a little before being picked up by his grandmother and was playing with a trunk she had full of clothes and accessories (in appropriate for a probably 7 year old boy but not my place to say at the time) so that was open. After that we started doing shots and I showed up with the Lebanese lesbo who I was fucking and hustlin' wit but she is smol and a super lightweight so she didn't drink much. We did a couple lines then the white stripper started feeling it and putting on clothes from the trunk and trying them on and we would critique and try to coerce her to take other clothes off. Eventually she was just in a bra and panties while wearing a hat and boas and probably some other accessories and the Lil lesbo took charge and just started rubbing her pussy when she was against the table. I'm just sitting there all fucked up not wanting to seem too aggressive like there are deer in my yard I'm trying to feed apples. So they start kissing a bit even tho leb les went right for sa pussy and I start rubbing and grinding on leb because I knew her better. We all stopped for a minute to do a line and discussed what we were gonna do and basically went to her room which had an amazingly sweet bed with big posts and banged for a while. I was worried about busting quick but thinking too much about it and doing blow made me unable to bust so I gave out some good dick. Leb les kinda got jealous and some feelings for a few reasons but was trying to play it cool. Basically she ensured I didn't have the strippers number or anyway to get ahold of her after besides showing up at her house where her sexually confused son may be. That's basically the end of the story, I think I saw the white French stripper once after that briefly and she seemed very friendly but clearly had no interest in me besides a conduit to do ho shit.

    Tl Dr did coke and fucked a leb ho and a white ho, who didn't seem to have any interest in me beyond my dick and I cry everytime
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  14. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked He expelled it cleanly from his shitpussy pristinely, like ejecting a cassette tape

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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm gonna

    GROOOOOOM
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  16. Niggas out here eating mold
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  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Online pretty much. Imma try to go to the Red Wing store in a few dayd and have a pair of boots fitted

    I know your strife mane! I wore a size 11 in womens, back in the 80s that was colossal. We had to drive an hour away to a specialty store to get shoes for me.
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  18. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Ouroborass
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  19. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Sounds like my ass is in demand these days. Can’t say I blame y’all.

    Would you bounce your own asshole on the point of your cock if your could?
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  20. You could just take a bunch of amphetamine so that it shrivels up like a button in a fur coat.
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