Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
you would surprised how hard it is to find good coffee enema porn because the auto results just think that a brown liquid shooting out of someones ass HAS to be shit
THATS DISGUSTING
or a coffee anal enema and a shooting cream (like 18% milk cream not semen) out of their pussy oh yeah that would be hot thats how I like my double doub,le MMMMMMMM
yeah man fundamentally i know what youre saying and its right as rain. technology has a long way to go when the techno elites cant even tell the difference in coffee and liquid-ass. and aye cabrone that sounds like one smelly cappuccino i had to turn my smellovision down on my lappy before i get a coffee boner.
i have quit coffee for and entire week now. i drank a couple quarts of corona last night after i havent had any brews in a few weeks cause i chilled down a lot lately after going through so much trauma this past year, what with the global diaper catastrophe of 2020, 2021, 2022.
well anyway i was pretty tired when i woke up after about 9 or 10hrs cause of the beer i reckon. resist the diaper-shank at all costs, are liberty is at steak
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
hey maybe some of you might find this useful
i already have a gamer girl ride or die type bitch
Even God can't explain why I think you and Lucy are a cute couple. But you are especially now that you seem happier and more responsible Scron. I'm sure she probably brats you into a rage a lot but like... You wouldn't rather it any other way, amiright?
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Humans are ultimately animals, mister Pelican. And we are fragile too: no tough hides or scales. We don't have sharp claws or wings either. We are not particularly fast and we are quite vulnerable to panic and fear.
Pelican stayed silent and watched as Crane began loading a revolver.
This is the part where someone tells you that what we do have, what makes us special, is something along the lines of intelligence or language or cooperation or maybe even our ability to run long distances...
Crane turn the revolver around and handed it to Pelican. Then he gestured towards a metallic door behind him.
When people say "thank God", I think "thank God for the world". And in the world there are people who I should thank. And when they curse god, I say "curse God for the world but in the world there are people you should curse."
The door slowly slid open and a brightness lay beyond it that cast Crane into shadow.
And so it is that we generate the basis for the existence of heaven and hell: they are real features of the world, mister Pelican. The roads to heaven and to hell branch from every juncture.
Pelican's eyes adjusted to the new light.
And when you look upon the world to make your choices, you must see yourself as Adam in that garden, whose challenge is to distinguish the calls of Lilith and of Eve. Then to answer only to The Word.
I don't know about all of that said Pelican. He walked past Crane, into the blinding light.
The door slid shut behind him, leaving Crane again in the dimness with a metallic echo that dulled to silence.
A laugh rang out from a corner.
Doesn't it feel like we're picking the road to Hell at every turn, mister Crane?
Duck rose from his seat and walked over to press his thumb to a panel beside the door.
Limbo is worse, Crane replied simply.
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I'm going to my first day at work at the gas station. I don't have black pants but they didn't give me a uniform or tell me what to wear so I'm pretty nervous cuz I haven't had a real job in 6 years but I'm gonna go in there and be the best Bakery Guy I can. I'm not gonna wear a mask
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Man I am just sitting here fuming about Sara I would read her the news like I've never been burned by a bitcvh before but if I was I would probably never forget her name and spend the rest of my life harassing her
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
I just dont know why i do this shit to myself. It didnt even have to be this way. I stopped doing heroin but i continue doing destructive, dumbass shit
sex gets me into all kinds of trouble when I was clean from meth for years I also didnt have sex for years and got back into meth because of pretty girls. A lot of my self destructive behavior probably stems from my sex life struggles it's almost hand in hand and I know my dad is the same way he can stay off the cocaine until he invites the 20 year old sluts over and then he just gives up trying to be clean because who doesn't want to snort cocaine off a 20 year olds ass? I can't blame the man
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Living in a tent in LA skid row adjacent while suffering the effects of fresh diagnosis of Covid and herpes over Christmas is pretty badass and totsean. It's not really destructive because you're adding something to your life (herpes) that was brought on by a cathartic but I'll advised relationship. It's gonna be ok.
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