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  1. why doesnt omicron work like other variants.

    because it came from africa.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    traiter joes


    inshallah
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  3. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Thinking about suicide bombing Trader Joe's
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Wario gonna do a rape soon .. he’s boiling over with sexual frustrations so much he’s narrating scenarios
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  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Casper is divine.
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  6. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Casper is an Ivanhoe type nigga
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ima play devils advocate and state that in his defense quick mix ready could make her a tiny bit moist by talking about the weather underground as he tends to do
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Kill her

    Who are you dateline?

    I wrote a girl a letter from prism once that said "you could dateline NBC me and I would still love you" and she said it was the best thing anyone ever said to her. Last I heard of her some dude overdosed in her bed and the circumstances made it appear that she had left him there for a few hours.

    They should make a sexualized dateline called RAPELINE
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    and wario thanked it

    LOL
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  10. Background: the jedis keep claiming that this attack was caused by an SUV.

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  11. WellHung Black Hole
    bowling
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Drinking Big Waves preparing a big batch of cheesy salsa hamburger dip and getting ready to watch the Cowboys game with The Krew.

    If Dallas loses tonight I'm gonna kill myself
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  13. AOC is bitchy and vapid and basically a whore, and that turns me on.
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  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    When I was in my early 20s I worked at a Starbucks in a bookstore. This guy kept coming in to see me. He'd always order something as an excuse, but each time he kept trying to talk to me while I was making his drink, asking about me to get to know me a bit, and I was polite -- lots of customers make small talk, and it doesn't mean anything, but I knew deep down he had his eye on me and he really gave me creepy vibes, but, as with every customer, I'd always smile and be agreeable. At one point he tried to give me his number, which I declined. He would always ask when I was getting off work and I'd try to avoid the question. Before long a male coworker started walking me to my car.

    One day he came in all banged up and told me he'd been in a fight at a bar. He also admitted to me, with a grin, he'd been out doing drugs. I barely knew this guy, but he'd come right up to the counter and blurt things out in front of other customers and speak to me as if we'd known each other for years. After that I tried to avoid him, and I notified a manager that he made me uncomfortable. This guy would hide in the store, wait for me to go on break, wait for me to sit down in the café to eat my food, and then he'd pop out of nowhere and sit down with me, uninvited and without asking. I began to see he really didn't have boundaries, and at that point I told him I wasn't interested in whatever he thought was going on between us.

    After that, some time passed, and I hadn't seen him in awhile, so I assumed he took the hint and moved on. One night while I was on break, I was at a McDonalds drive thru. I had an old Buick back then that did not have automatic door lock, and to be honest, it hadn't even crossed my mind that I should have locked my doors. Well. I was shocked when this guy came out of nowhere and got into the car with me. He literally opened the passenger side door and climbed in like it was no big deal. How he found me or knew where I was? No clue. That in itself was terrifying. I stared at him for a second, and then I started screaming and honking my horn; he quickly got out of the car and ran full speed across the parking lot.

    He could have stabbed me. He could have held a gun to my head. He could have robbed me. He could have just wanted to have a civilized conversation, and I won't ever know. After that, I never saw him again. Maybe I overreacted, but I do consider myself lucky that nothing more happened, then, or after. LOCK. YOUR. DOORS.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "wait"!
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone §m£ÂgØL had a normal dick but became a huge dickhead. Poc had a legit micro cock and piss fetish but became a major faggot asshole.

    Lure a supple young Mexican across the country to get fucked in the ass by a pedophile and convince him you're carrying his baby ONE TIME and he never lived it down
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  16. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    damn dude you fucking suck
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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Face it folx, modern Americans are huge pussies that are too scared to aim a weapon at someone and pull the trigger unless it's MUH SELF DEFENSE.

    FUCK SELF DEFENSE how about MURDERING YOUR ENEMIES????



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  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I wonder how his boyfriend Don Lemon is taking this.

    like always.

    from behind.
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  19. Originally posted by mmQ I am tired of us going around in circles.

    WELCOME TO NASCAR
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  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wariat is on some type of Chris chanesque chomo love quest.

    Go fuck ur mom wariat.
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