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  1. Tyrant African Astronaut
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  2. Tyrant African Astronaut
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  3. Originally posted by blaster master Well, lets just say, some women love a man with a control panel.

    Don't hate me cuz you ain't me little whoadie.

    I've dated men from various vocations, but let me tell you I got a real boner when I met the Elon Musk of BBS forums...
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  4. Kafka sweaty
    I’m still drunk but alive. You trying to hit on me when I was suicidal didn’t help btw
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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    COVID vaccine: pretty good evidence of relative safety and greater efficacy than nothing

    State mandated medical interventions: like basically the worst policy precedent we could set. Literally the same category as eugenics programs.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My fart smells like a fortune cookie
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    2high 2furious

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  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked There was also the lady who cuts to roller coasters, one thatbhuffs gasoline n one that eats toilet paper. Makes me feel a bit better about my awful life choices
    Ya I just kinda randomly caught them, the diaper lady was like digging them out of the trash & preferred the most pungent, full ones & would keep them for weeks in hidden places in the house until flies attracted…& had a fiancé living w her. Shit was absolutely disgusting & horrifying. The car guy was just kinda creep, like from first sight. But then I saw some lady who drinks blood. SMH that show has me all the way fucked up. I’m bout to record every episode for my “bad” days ;/
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  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Why do you have to jock me lol i don't see you sending well wishes Klingon lurker lol

    Casper realizes that it's always implied by me. He also knows i care about him, and want the best for him & his peeps.
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  12. In before his helper has a really large package
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    (punches be upon her)
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Tyrant And here is the thing: it's not the stuff she says then. I don't give a fuck about what she says about those things.

    I am secure enough in myself that I realize that people use words to manipulate you and make you feel a certain way and affect you: they will use words that make you feel good when they want to bring you up and they'll use words that they think will hurt you when they want to drop you from that height and hurt you.

    What hurts is that the entire point of making myself vulnerable was a sort of test: can I trust her? Can I actually TRUST her? If I become someone famous, would she be my weak link, the person ratting out my secrets, the person leaking shit, the person who would hold my vulnerabilities over me like a gun because I've given them ammo that grows more powerful as I have more to lose? Is this a responsible person I would trust with half my life?

    The answer to that is clearly emerging as a distinct "no".

    I have invested 8 years into loving her. More than any other human I've ever loved. But this entire time it feels like I just gave her way too much credit. I gave her so many chances because I thought something special was there that was just yet to blossom… But I think all I have is something that will fester.

    +10 character attributes for making this post.

    Take what you have learned and apply it to the next relationship. Keep strong m8 💪

    Sorry I only have white emojis set, I hope you can still relate
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  15. Tyrant African Astronaut
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    would've been more accurate if they left the 'collect $200' squares on though
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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  18. Tyrant African Astronaut
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  19. I just purchased 250 pounds of fertilizer
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  20. Tyrant African Astronaut
    I know I am a really abrasive asshole on here for fun but IRL and specially in my relationship I try to be good. Like really good. I also fuck up a lot but man I try. I really try to be as good as I can be.

    Today we had an argument and I swear to god my volume didn't rise 1 decibel above my normal speaking tone and I totally kept it together and tried to communicate with her.

    Howevershe does that thing where no matter what I say or how I say it, multiple times through a sentence she would just start randomly busting out every emotional manipulation tactic up her sleeve to try to throw me off, like literally tossing everything at the wall to see what fits.

    But no matter how hard I tried, she just kept getting more and more retarded. It is like talking to an absolute moron when she gets in a certain "mode". Doesn't matter what I say.

    I'm also not a "hurter". I don't relish in hurting her emotionally or in any way when we have an argument. I genuinely explicitly try not to offend her or make her feel bad but she'll fake it anyway to try to get leverage in an argument.

    I will say stuff like "you're being a bitch" but like that is basic ass shit, I consciously make a decision to never go in on something she made herself vulnerable to me on. Meanwhile, even if I'm even keeled, not trying to be offensive, trying to stay on topic, don't even call her a bitch... She will come back knives-out.
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