Originally posted by Kafka
My dad was like that, very generous, decent and friendly when he was sober, but he secretly hated everyone and would talk to himself in the mirror while drunk and shaving, very violent. I have a three and a half hour voice note of him talking to himself. He really was decent sober though, in England there was a gang of youths started on some Japanese, so he got involved beat some of them up, some lil girl tried to spray his hand with acid and he said he’d beat her up too. The Japanese man gave my dad his belt as thanks and he got all our names engraved on it saying he loves us.
I don't mean to be insensitive but this begs the question...
Did he get drunk and beat you guys with the name-belt?
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On bad days the butterfly house, the beach in the evening when it’s quiet, Thai massage, smoking hash in the bath tub, blasting music so I can’t think of other things, Murakami audiobooks or hypnotherapy to relax, beer, it’s always sunny in Philadelphia, fairy books, visual novel games, light a candle.
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This is top of my list, but nothing is set in stone I guess. I used to listen to Blind Melon on my phone and quietly sing along when I was homeless and panhandling. Not quite busking, really, I wasn't a performer, but I'd get more money when I was fucked up enough to do that.
Simple Man is another choice. Possibly the Shinedown cover.
Basically: if you can find a song you like on YouTube, and there are just DEPRESSING FUCKING COMMENTS as far as the eye can see, it's a good song for a funeral.
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[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Now, here’s the current situation
I think she’s getting lazy and I was starting to feel like I’m doing too much for her and I’m sometimes wondering what she’d do without me
I always end up with my hand in my pocket and do almost everything for us and I just realised I’m not even sure if she owns a purse and not even sure what she keeps in her handbag besides that rape alarm (theres no way she still carries that though) and her phone which is only ever out to use social media 🙄, take pics or use Apple Pay. Well call me old fashioned but I rarely use credit cards I still prefer cash
She still hasn’t bothered revising for her driving theory test yet because she thinks she will easily pass it just because she’s lived in other countries and she’s a know-it-all trying to direct me where to go rather than what a SatNav says
There was a messed up situation at a mini roundabout where she almost got us into an accident by me listening to her retarded road knowledge. Pretty obvious to me she’s never seen one before or that’s just the dumb woman driver part her already showing 🤷🏽♂️
So later this afternoon (ugh yesterday now) as planned I was supposed to be taking her for laser hair removal on her hairy half arab ass or something but I wanted to see how she’d react if I made up a BS story late notice about my car not starting because of the weather (which is sometimes true because it does suck)
I was basically prepared for an argument about me being an unreliable asshole or something except she calmly just said she’ll take the bus instead and I was left feeling like 🤨😧
Then later on she calls inviting me to a Thai restaurant telling me to get the bus to meet her which seemed like payback and I wasn’t gonna fall for it so I rudely declined and said just call me when you arrive home
As soon as she did I turned up at hers in the car 🤣 and after almost getting a slap we did end up going to that restaurant and she paid for literally everything even though I tried
Now I kinda feel like an ass for lying to her about the car thing
The good thing is she doesn’t blame me for anything, she can’t because it’s god who makes everything happen for a reason in her eyes so she’s carefree
It feels like she’s putting me into situations I never expect myself to be in, for example the other day she asked me to drop her at her friends new house which I did and before I knew it I was sat in there eating homemade Filipino food and ordered in pizza - turns out it was a group of them from the church along with the pastor blessing the house from what I gathered
Except both our names were also said in his blessing speech thing so he knows something is going on (setup 🤔 maybe the pizza was for me too 🥺) and is once more inviting me to church on Sunday saying he’ll pick me up again
Kind of obvious what’s going on and still I have more of a reason to believe in God
Not only that, my application for a new place which I don’t deserve (I seriously turned up to the viewing in my 2003 Clio where the properties have an electric gated shared car park full of range rovers etc) has been accepted just yesterday too after a couple weeks of waiting (and literally praying for it)
No TL;DR
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It snowed...plan to make snow angels.. build snowmen and women .. then dress them fashionably .. Also plan to film a 90s style r&b music video in it..💗
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
I spent 2 grand on it last time. There was bits of coke all over my kitchen floor.
Never again.
This is a good idea.
Reminds me of when I bought 1400 worth of raw heroin back in like 2010. It was supposed to last me weeks. It only lasted a couple days and made my whole car and room REEK like vinegar forever. Like you would think I spilt a gallon of vinegar in my car or something but nope just a giant chunk of concrete gray heroin with an 8 stamped in it from the kilo they broke it off of. I wanted to frame that piece fr
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They had a big meeting at the beginning of the day to tell us even though we are working overtime, and they spent money of 30 flat screen tv's and a basketball hoop that they can't afford to pay us our wages anymore and we can either go to first shift next week for $2.00 less per hour or we can go elsewhere. Needless too say I can't afford to waste my time there anymore. I stayed on a sinking ship for too long and didn't think about the people below deck drown first. Took the afternoon off and went straight to another job to fill out an application and it went well but I was sent for a physical and did not pass the eye exam. I have a week to get glasses and try again or the job is gone. By then someone else will probably have it anyways.
My plan is to go hard on my job hunt and ignore the fact everything is crumbling around me in hopes Ill find something solid really soon. I can't be unemployed very long and it is pretty apparent I'm on my own here. Not really getting much support at the moment but that's okay because I'm use to it by now. Wish I had taken those tires back and returned them today instead of spending $43.00 to have them put on. Now I'm just out more money.
My job sucked balls anyways and there were huge red flags everywhere. I guess I should have known better. Really want to see how drunk I can get but I have to hold onto hope that I will wake up tomorrow and find a resolution to my current problem.
Fuck my dick I hate you all. Burn in hell and leave me alone.
-Fona
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