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2023-01-21 at 7:55 PM UTC in Should I bring that lady a card today?
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2023-01-20 at 9:32 PM UTC in Should I bring that lady a card today?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The best wingmen/wingwomen are always the fat ugly ones…they make you look like the hot one.
being fatter isnt the secret recipe. Im always more likeable and more charming. And taller. They asked which one of them i liked better but i extolled torts virtues and told them he did underwater demolitions during the osama bin lader raid and they laughed and then we talked about politics and biomedical research and they took their tops off. If he hadnt had to take his drunk friend home, tort wouldve banged. -
2023-01-20 at 9:29 PM UTC in Should I bring that lady a card today?
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Also oppey that reminds me of the Latina at the gas station in Garden City who customer-serviced me too. She said she wasn't allowed to give her number out because of store policy so I wrote mine down for her and she never called me dude she just threw it away
I got u walley come thru lets install some heater pipes n then paint the town Red with the dividends -
2023-01-20 at 9:27 PM UTC in Should I bring that lady a card today?
Originally posted by RIPtotse Bro i wanna hook u up with a chick lol. If u lived here itd be so e z
I am the best wingman. Ask Tort. He was ready to scare 2 women off with his raw animal instinct and i rolled up and had them taking off their clothes and drinking tequila in the ocean within a half hour of them calling him a creep. My energy is unparalleled. -
2023-01-20 at 9:16 PM UTC in masturbated, tired of miamiFET LIFE
THATS WHAT ALL THE PEOPLE SAAAAAAY
RAN OFF TO FLORIDA
TURNED OUT REAL GAY
BUT I KNOW ILL BE OVER THE MOOOOOON
WHEN MY ASSHOLE HEALS BY THIS COMIN JUUUUUNE -
2023-01-20 at 9:11 PM UTC in masturbated, tired of miami
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2023-01-20 at 8:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMy girl has a fantastic ratio im so grateful. I make her pose for photos all the time bc in the right light she looks like a curvy lil sculpture.
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2023-01-20 at 6:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentsmall tits, plump ass= đ¤
medium tits, big ass= đ¤¤
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2023-01-20 at 7:33 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-01-20 at 7:31 AM UTC in Would you fuck this chink?if you cover up the sides of her snow shovel nose she looks a bit better
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2023-01-20 at 7:30 AM UTC in Would you fuck this chink?I mean a hole is a hole but thats not particularly attractive
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2023-01-20 at 7:20 AM UTC in Meth detox day 5 but who's counting - it hurts to move
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2023-01-19 at 10:05 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by WellHung Still beats Bakersfield lol
Going through the central valley was nice. Smaller population, more quiet. Lot of mexicans in pointy boots and horses n cows. I think i just need a change of scenery but in the meantime id like to have some peace of mind when fuckery is afoot. -
2023-01-19 at 10:02 PM UTC in Meth detox day 5 but who's counting - it hurts to moveTake magnesium n vitamins n shit nigga.
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2023-01-19 at 7:19 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-01-19 at 1:09 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....excited to start new job next week. filing my colcealed carry application this week
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2023-01-18 at 3:46 AM UTC in How do i get people to like me?I like you but mostly because i love all Gods children except pedos.
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2023-01-18 at 3:45 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by aldra I'm at my grandmother's place, it's depressing as shit because she's not well and the property is totally overgrown.
grandfather put a lot of work into it in the 10-20 years before he died, now there's not a whole lot left. I've been trying to help clean it up but it's not going to last.
it's around 1am and there are big possums rampaging around on the roof, it sounds like there are little kids up there running on the tiles.
one of the dogs got into a fight with a massive wombat recently; the dog was biting the shit out of it so the wombat rammed him into a tree and fucked up his leg. the other one had a run in with a snake but didn't get bitten.
One of my gamertags used to be CombatWombat -
2023-01-18 at 3:43 AM UTC in buying 150 recees cups for $15I break off the chocolate n just eat the peanut part
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2023-01-17 at 6:52 PM UTC in DontTellEm feels that Candyrein is a loser for being a 40 year old cna...
Originally posted by Donald Trump The flights I was trying to book have expired (they were free Credit Card reward ones). The reason I was fighting with her is because they were due to expire today, so I was begging her to tell me.
I told her on WhatsApp. She says sorry.
I get why she wouldn't tell me, I thought she was 37 and I think she knew I had no idea she was over 40.
I had to fap last night. It's about a week since the last time I last had sex with her.
It's been real, but probably time to end this one.
Thank god. Its depressing ME. idk how hideous you think you are, but theres always someone else. She doesnt seem to value you as a human being, and she certainly doesnt seem to enjoy being with you sexually. Prostitutes would be cheaper at this point.
