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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. John Spam
  2. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I don't think I could suck a hairy tit.

    When was the last time you sucked a boob?
  3. Es el mejor, si. Porque generalmente los dos cosas no llegan a juntos. Por la mayor parte, es uno o el otro.
  4. Originally posted by Fox I’m more of an ass man

    Same. Plump ass, small tits= win. Big titties, shitty flat ass= 😞
  5. Duelling scars were considered sexy as fuck in German and Austrian colleges back in the day.
  6. Originally posted by frala Also Lanny isn’t a Gemini

    #gang of 1 😭
  7. Originally posted by frala Lanny is definitely a Gemini. He is funny, outgoing, impulsive, intellectually curious, flexible, and a freewheeler.

    #gemini gang
  8. Originally posted by Wariat you are the fattest junkie in the history of this website.

    You stole that from Bradley. Shame.
  9. Its honestly kinda nice just putting ur cock n balls up on a little pedestal.I bet thats how they pissed in ancient Greece youd read some gay scrolls about like stoicism or some shit and then when ur pisstank was full a slender young boy would gingerly place ur cock inside the amphora
  10. Idk whose idea it was to get drunk n eat seafood but someone owes me an apology bc my tummy hurts REAL BAD rn
  11. I used to piss in the sink when i was drunk at night bc im tall and when youre that drunk trying to hut ur markfrom like 3 feet up is kinda tough. So id just flop my dick on the lip of the sink n let it roll. I at least had the courtesy to run th water afterward tho
  12. Im drunk on whiskey n full of crab cakes. Not a solid combo
  13. Andreja dont care what you do. I think any other companion would be mad
  14. Originally posted by aldra drug him and throw him out of it like Pinochet

    All someone needs to do os hire someone on Fiverr to post flyers with his face all around Lodz
  15. Originally posted by Kafka Sophie's irl reputation will be ruined and he is going to jail if he's alive because of Lanny's stubbornness. I'm going to leak Stefan's info soon because this is the only way to find out the truth if Lanny doesn't comply.

    Muh STEFAHN
  16. Put my 3080 back in.

    Oof. Game is pretty good. Like "I can be 45 min late for work" good.

    Ive only put in like 3 hrs and spent most of my time exploring n getting my money up but im digging it. Im also super indecisive about class. I started with scoundrel with no extra backstory perks but i usually go stealth/rifles. Idk i feel like i should restart and roll a chaotic neutral bounty hunter with explosive shotgun or something



    Space casper gonna spread his fuckboi energy all over the universe
  17. Originally posted by Fox I do wanna take a bunch of peyote alone in the desert one day and go on a spirit journey. That might be fun

    Yeah my friend n i are planning a trip out to Joshua Tree to do just that. Started listening to some of my old music from hs the other night n was like "sheeeit i miss DMT"
  18. Originally posted by Kafka I'd spike both your tequilas and put you in a beer barrel then roll you down a hill so you crush your skulls together.

    *yawn* Youd be too scared to get on the plane bc thered be some old man nearby and youd make believe he was waiting until you boarded to knock you out and sex traffic you.

    Spoiler: No one wants to sex traffic you
  19. Originally posted by Kafka You just made things worse for yourself. I'm never going to back down or give up and there is no escape for you.

    Youre embarrassing yourself. Hush now.
  20. Originally posted by Incessant You’re just a numb person. At least till you get some therapy. Also please don’t in alive yourself before we get to have a beer.

    I think my soul is just tired. Im beat up and exhausted and a dont have patience anymore

    I dont think its coming anytime soon but i dont see me dying peacefully at old age.

    Also tequila. Not beer.
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