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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. I matched with a really cute girl on a dating app and managed to immediately tell her she looked like Marisa Tomei.

    Like holy god im retarded i wish i could just be gay like Golm
  2. Cant sleep so imma knock out DMV, post office n haircut this morning
  3. I mean thats a really gay new-agey sentiment but like.....whooooooooooooo
  4. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    Who the fuck are you?
  5. ofc it was choots
  6. I tried using salmon toothpaste for like a year she wasnt havin it

    My mom is convinced animal dental care is a globohomo plot bc none of their animals growing up had to have their teeth brushed
  7. My cats kisses smell like death bc her breath is fucked
  8. kitty spit
  9. Originally posted by Wariat so is a large chest yet many mistake it for male tities or femininity instead. also hair on the body im very hairy myself for instance hence i have such a high testostorone and high sex drive where there are rimes ill fuk almost anything.

    Those are bitch tits dog lol

    I can speak with authority on the subject

    Fuck most anything you say? Never wouldve guessed.

  10. Originally posted by mmQ They're my cousins. Clam down


    This is the most wholesomely ND picture ive ever seen. Like just out of frame someone is reasing aloud the book of Mormon while they bake cocolate chip cookies
  11. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga I love my cat, I love my cat 🐱😽😸😺😻

    pics of kitty
  12. ah shit i shouldve said

    “He was a real person, despite being half mexican”
  13. Originally posted by Deanna Troi He was half Mexican. That counts for something.

    Despite my being in the “Big Gay for Everyone” camp, this was pretty good.

    In a wayim like jesus. I love even the hookers n thieves n rapists.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ Nothing. Let me buy that Sidney from you.

    There is no buy option. telegram or texf addy again tho
  15. Originally posted by mmQ God damn it

    wuh ha happen gurl?
  16. If ur name is Artemis you for suuuuuuure eat pussy
  17. Originally posted by HapaGod2005 Just think as a corpse his puffy cheeks are all deflated

    the pointy kike nose all rotted away

    That shit eating grin replaced with an expressionless skull

    Hahahaha

    The opposite actually happens n you get puffier when your cells cant regulate sodium anymore.
  18. wasnt artemis the name of the gross jedi hippie in Always Sunny?
  19. Originally posted by Obbe I'll probably switch it up with some lsd once I get through the mushrooms.

    u can have the one i was gonna give to gelm
  20. In b4 someone posts pics
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