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  1. ooooooooooooooooooiooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHhhhhhhhh
  2. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yes.

    I didnt even have to google it
  3. Originally posted by Sudo Happy birthday. I hate birthdays and the best one I can think of I came all over my girlfriend at the times face then later did a bunch of coke and got kicked out of a crappy club. It was kinda crappy but still the best birthday on record for me. I'm sorry for making your birthday about me. I hope it is a good one. I don't really like birthdays but I hope if you're the kinda fellow who puts stock in that, I hope it is everything you want it to be

    Yeah no one understands why i hate my birthday
  4. Happy bday dudeski
  5. thats a Power Bottom if ever ive seent one
  6. Originally posted by Ghost pix?

    All her social media is private and i never asked her for it bc i dont want it.

    But when i pulled up, i looked in my rearview mirror and i was like “is that old lady in the tie dye tracksuit taking a selfie? Guess thats who id expect to be a regular at a dive bar. Wait.... thats not?”

    Then i got out of the car and kinda walked past and she turned around and went “heyyyy youuuuu”

    And my brain went “OHHHHHH FUUUUUUUCK. You missed some crucial information.”

    Beyond that she had a wariat complex and thinks everyone hates her, and was talking about how she reported a co worker to management bc he stole a cookie, and that its not even about the cookie but that shes a “professional”

    I legit just wanted to get out of the house and then her kid called n she was like “LEAVE ME ALONE MOMMYS ON A DATE”.
  7. Originally posted by WellHung why dont they fire u for that?

    You cant get fired at my job unless youre an absolute disaster, and im not drunk by the time i go in
  8. Yeah i fell asleep for a bit around 5 and now im drinking bc i have work at 9

    trying to finesse women on a shitty dating app
  9. Originally posted by WellHung try to fuck his girl.

    #king shit

    #Menelaus
  10. Originally posted by Wariat

    Would bang. U fucked up.

    thats one of them whose number i had in my wallet the whole time and didnt see the sun shining st my eyes or followed up on.


    Originally posted by Wariat what kind of women i could have had before moving here to this sesless country where everyone gets married and when i srill lived in places like santa cruz with lots of fresh divorcees and single older women around. i mean you guys have no clue i know like at least had the number of like 75 percent of all women fitting this description who were hot in santa cruz around 15-18 yrs older than me who srill had it and i knew them from places like aa meetings i went to, the stupid bar scene i kept coming back to and engaging in, just walking the pier or trail on east cliff, etc. i just realized this because i looked at my old contact list and looked up some of these women and their numbers and was surprised how many chances i tor. i never had a father though and had low confidence soi never was taught to pursue them. so i would get a number and maybe text once or twice and wuit instead of persuing them like most other sexually successful guys. i would just assume they wouldnt want to fuk because they werent super receptive or just like casual in their textx or would wait and they wouldnt be the first to engage with me.

    Stop being a sympathetic character.
  11. Yeah Socal is pretty lit bro why dont u come hang out?
  12. Originally posted by DontTellEm I might just be one of the sweetest ppl you’ve ever met. How u like that? 🙃

    *Suspicious side eye*
  13. Originally posted by G That said, I'm 49 & don't want no young ass female thinking this is a crash pad nor my 18 year old god son w/ no initiative to provide for said female.

    Heard
  14. I mean lets be honest men are essentially children until were at least 24
  15. Originally posted by G Apprehensive

    I've been taking my god son even further under my wing lately, letting him stay with me overnight more often etc. Tonight he texts me @ 12:30 am stating he & his girlfriend are locked out of her mom's house after returning from the beach late. He's 18 & from a shit household but has managed to come out a good person, so I'll always look out. But this finding a place to crash w/ a female shit will not be a reoccurring event.

    psh i thought u were cool dad.

    I wouldve tossed lil nigga some plan B pills and a room key for the sheraton n told him to swang for the fences
  16. Originally posted by aldra the noncer becomes the nonced

    dont spout such noncense
  17. Originally posted by A College Professor put another feather on my cap , for i have read THE SLIGHT EDGE

    its by JEFF OLSON

    thats him hes from albuquerqe

    Thats an albuquerqe man if ever i seen one
  18. How are you even real
  19. Originally posted by frala Lanny yells into my vast void every night.

    How many echos does it make and also can u hear da ocean?
  20. Hit up a soup kitchen or food pantry

    Alternatively, order pizza then rob the nigga 4 they pizza
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