User Controls
Posts by General Butt.Naked
-
2021-08-02 at 7:43 PM UTC in Is this real?spoiler: Dude is 36 and just had way too much molly
-
2021-08-02 at 6:46 PM UTC in I seriously hate this site.I mean his face itself is hilarious. But mostly to never have to interact with him and see his awkward gay prison sex word salad
-
2021-08-02 at 6:38 PM UTC in I seriously hate this site.I would actually pay money from my shitty wage slave job to never have to see him again.
Lanny. The offer is on the table. -
2021-08-02 at 6:34 PM UTC in Whitey Bulger died in 2018
-
2021-08-02 at 11:09 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Nigga im fuckin high
-
2021-08-02 at 11:08 AM UTC in In case you've been living under a rock ChrisChan says she's been fucking her mom with her penissmells like sugary diabetes BO, cat poop and year old cum rag
-
2021-08-02 at 10:51 AM UTC in In case you've been living under a rock ChrisChan says she's been fucking her mom with her penisThanks for upending my nice comfy rock, OP. You fuck.
IMAGINE THE SOUNDS AND SMELLS OH GOD ITS LIKE slowely SLIDING AN OLD HAM BACK N FORTH ACROSS A FLOOR COVERED IN MAC N CHEESE
ARGHHNHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH -
2021-08-02 at 10:48 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....I know a good whorehouse in Long Beach
-
2021-08-02 at 10:48 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Statistically relevant hummus gradient
-
2021-08-02 at 10:30 AM UTC in "Sour Drop Gummies" Anal Leakage
Originally posted by mmQ He INSISTED that everyone he knows also gets explosive diarrhea after eating there and that because I don't get that, I'm probably constipated and need to see a doctor.
Obviously you hear that joke with TACO BELL but never subway. I love the internet.
Taco Bell was the last thing i ate before i didnt shit for over a month. To this day i cant go to TB because i have this primal fear that if i eat anither beefy crunch 5layer burrito, im gonna swell up like a baloon again and have a huge turd crack my sternum open like an alien baby.
I mean the grams of heroin and never drinking water mightve had something to do with ittoo, but the tacobell was just the straw that broke the camels crack -
2021-08-02 at 10:24 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?A punk girl with chopped short hair and a motorcycle jacket sang a really downtempo version of this the other night and i kinda hope shes there next week
-
2021-08-02 at 10:01 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....You know it, bub. Use ur newfound wealth to buy an RV and come hang out in LA
-
2021-08-02 at 7:25 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by CandyRein I remember when I did not like beards..I wouldn’t even talk to a guy if he had a beard it was just not attractive to me ..
Fast forward.. I’m literally salivating at the thought of babe growing his beard back out …
He was watching the hodge twins earlier and he’s like fuq this I’m getting beard envy I’m growing it back …I almost melted…
I did not lose any attraction to him with a small beard but gahlee… when it’s big it’s so glorious..
Crazy how time can change your desires and attractions
Beards cool but if you got really curly beard hair its hard to keep ot looking clean. I trimmed it like 3/4 of the way after not cutting it for 18 months n im kinda glad i did. My hair is dumb curly n even with handfuls of grease n conditioner i always looked like a frizzy mess. A clean undercut with a solid beard is a good look tho. Have him do that. -
2021-08-02 at 7:18 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..scarpunctilious
-
2021-08-02 at 7:18 AM UTC in Whitey Bulger died in 2018He lived a couple blocks away when I was staying in west la. I was always bummed i never got to meet the dude.
-
2021-08-02 at 2 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..4 slices roast beef n gravy. Fingerling potatoes sauteed in butter and rosemary. 2 roast chicken burritos with soanish rice, fresh pico de gallo, guacamole, sour cream.
-
2021-08-02 at 1:58 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
-
2021-08-02 at 1:57 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
-
2021-08-02 at 1:56 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
-
2021-08-01 at 10:11 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by RIPtotse I’ve been trying to not eat any carbs lately it’s harder than you think.. been solid for a week or so now
I just dont crave them much anymore. i eat absurd amounts of protein though. Lunch the other day was 2 grilled lemon chicken breasts, a chipotle feta chicken wrap and like a cup of cilantro jalapeno hummus with broccoli instead of chips