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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. spoiler: Dude is 36 and just had way too much molly
  2. I mean his face itself is hilarious. But mostly to never have to interact with him and see his awkward gay prison sex word salad
  3. I would actually pay money from my shitty wage slave job to never have to see him again.

    Lanny. The offer is on the table.
  4. Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I doubt. He was an MK Ultra guy and FBI informant. Maybe he was still in America but wherever he were/is I’m sure they knew.

    He lived in santa Monica for over a decade.
  5. Nigga im fuckin high
  6. smells like sugary diabetes BO, cat poop and year old cum rag
  7. Thanks for upending my nice comfy rock, OP. You fuck.

    IMAGINE THE SOUNDS AND SMELLS OH GOD ITS LIKE slowely SLIDING AN OLD HAM BACK N FORTH ACROSS A FLOOR COVERED IN MAC N CHEESE

    ARGHHNHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH
  8. I know a good whorehouse in Long Beach
  9. Statistically relevant hummus gradient
  10. Originally posted by mmQ He INSISTED that everyone he knows also gets explosive diarrhea after eating there and that because I don't get that, I'm probably constipated and need to see a doctor.

    Obviously you hear that joke with TACO BELL but never subway. I love the internet.

    Taco Bell was the last thing i ate before i didnt shit for over a month. To this day i cant go to TB because i have this primal fear that if i eat anither beefy crunch 5layer burrito, im gonna swell up like a baloon again and have a huge turd crack my sternum open like an alien baby.

    I mean the grams of heroin and never drinking water mightve had something to do with ittoo, but the tacobell was just the straw that broke the camels crack
  11. A punk girl with chopped short hair and a motorcycle jacket sang a really downtempo version of this the other night and i kinda hope shes there next week

  12. You know it, bub. Use ur newfound wealth to buy an RV and come hang out in LA
  13. Originally posted by CandyRein I remember when I did not like beards..I wouldn’t even talk to a guy if he had a beard it was just not attractive to me ..

    Fast forward.. I’m literally salivating at the thought of babe growing his beard back out …

    He was watching the hodge twins earlier and he’s like fuq this I’m getting beard envy I’m growing it back …I almost melted…

    I did not lose any attraction to him with a small beard but gahlee… when it’s big it’s so glorious..

    Crazy how time can change your desires and attractions

    Beards cool but if you got really curly beard hair its hard to keep ot looking clean. I trimmed it like 3/4 of the way after not cutting it for 18 months n im kinda glad i did. My hair is dumb curly n even with handfuls of grease n conditioner i always looked like a frizzy mess. A clean undercut with a solid beard is a good look tho. Have him do that.
  14. scarpunctilious
  15. He lived a couple blocks away when I was staying in west la. I was always bummed i never got to meet the dude.
  16. 4 slices roast beef n gravy. Fingerling potatoes sauteed in butter and rosemary. 2 roast chicken burritos with soanish rice, fresh pico de gallo, guacamole, sour cream.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ Was it like a cup of cilantro jalapeno hummus with broccoli instead of chips or was it a an actual cup of cilantro jalapeño hummus with broccoli instead of chips?

    Also that sounds like thr gayest thing a person could eat :)

    APPROXIMATELY 8 oz of hummus. Give or take 2oz.
  18. Originally posted by POLECAT Taking back the Grand Jurie from the Barr association because they arent spossed to be in charge of deciding who gets in front of the grand jurie,, The people are and WE are taking back our country from those doing harm to it

    oh word?
  19. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Erorr

    He was a cute and cool guy. Wonder what he's up to.

    Homeless in new york. Ive got him added on instagram
  20. Originally posted by RIPtotse I’ve been trying to not eat any carbs lately it’s harder than you think.. been solid for a week or so now

    I just dont crave them much anymore. i eat absurd amounts of protein though. Lunch the other day was 2 grilled lemon chicken breasts, a chipotle feta chicken wrap and like a cup of cilantro jalapeno hummus with broccoli instead of chips
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