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2023-10-26 at 12:01 PM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buckIts a caramel peach custard icebox pie. Blonde caramel, custard, canned peaches, whipped cream, toasted pecans and graham cracker or nilla wafter crust
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2023-10-26 at 11:53 AM UTC in A real experience
Originally posted by Donald Trump Met the same hooker today. She has moved to city west. Traffic was terrible. Every day since covid ended traffic seems to get worse. She met me in a lidl carpark. I didn't get her family situation but she said she was renting a room, but she also seemed to know the people she was living with.
She came across a little wasted. I asked her about her cancer, she said she was pretty sure it was cancer but she hadn't followed up on it and didn't want to know. She said she was depressed and stressed and off work, just basically doing hooking for money. I don't really blame her for going on a bender instead of going on cancer treatment. It's understandable.
We drove to a quiet gateway she knew and pulled in. I pulled my trousers down and she sucked like a champion, then we kissed while I jerked off, then when I was going to cum I said so, expecting her to grab a tissue, instead she went down and swallowed it all. Then she made fun of me, asking wouldn't I prefer to cum in a mouth rather than all over myself. It was awesome.
Good for you. About fucking time. -
2023-10-26 at 11:40 AM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
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2023-10-26 at 11:40 AM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
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2023-10-26 at 11:39 AM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buckI think im a pretty ok cook for someone with like no real training
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2023-10-26 at 11:18 AM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a bucki made beef bourguignon. Was pretty dank
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2023-10-26 at 10:20 AM UTC in Raspberry Pi 5I never even used the 5 or 6 of them i have laying around. Nice specs tho
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2023-10-25 at 1:32 PM UTC in RIP Nina "Privacycunt" NewmanShe said shed fuck me for heroin and i was like word ill let u know but she was dating a smelly pedo and banging semiazas at the time. RiP i think she had nice tits or something
I remember one time I asked her what her lifes greatest aspiration was and she said to be on TMZ and i said that was the saddest, most retarded thing id ever heard. It still ranks up there. -
2023-10-23 at 10:46 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentShopping for tires bc my car is fucked. Sent out some emails to see if my friend and i can get some meetings about catering work. Just drank some G and took melatonin and lyrica and an edible and some wine and if this doent knock me out idk what will.
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2023-10-19 at 12:32 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentGot home not too long ago. Started having this weird panic attack on the freeway. Like you realize youre stuck in a bad dream and cant wake up. Like youre stuck in a loop reliving the same thing over and over again.
I got this weird idea to just close my eyes. It was like 3am so there werent many other cars. At first i could only do it for a couple of seconds. Everything in you tries to wrench your eyes back open. Eventually i got to 10 seconds, but i had to fight it. The panic that you start feeling involuntarily almost feels like the way you do when a friend pulls you down to the bottom of the pool and you start thrashing around trying to breathe. Idk. -
2023-10-19 at 11:13 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by POLECAT yeah but Rick sits in it so I won't anymore cuz he may have sat in it while wet so I no longer get to enjoy that chair.. fucker sat on my new couch when I got it and I freaked the fuk out on him
Has he expressed any desire to end his life? It sounds like it might be getting to be that time. How do you guys even know each other? -
2023-10-17 at 6:26 AM UTC in Pay Day 3I downloaded it on game pass, havent played yet
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2023-10-15 at 10:57 AM UTC in Started my own business recently that others can replicate to great success.
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2023-10-15 at 10:55 AM UTC in This Sunay's ConfessionTon8ght at the bar was gay as fuck. Shouldve just stayed home. Idk why other dudes feel the need to.convince me tjat one of pur mutual friends REALLY want to fuck them n g4abbed their cock.
Id estimate, TOPS, 9nly like 40% of women i meet would have sex with me. Doesnt matter. Thats fine. Its fucking cringey to try tp convince another almost 40 year old man of the same kind of stories you told your friends when. You were 15.
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2023-10-15 at 4:46 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
Originally posted by CandyRein There’s something that I really love that Butt does that I’m sure is just natural to him and he doesn’t think about it but I do and I think it’s really hott ..
When Butt and I are intimate..he just moves me around the bed like a feather 🪶
I just feel so lightweight the way he’ll just scoop me up from one area to another …
Just one arm scoop me from here to there and I just feel beautiful lol
It’s a soft feminine emotion that’s just kinda indescribable…
It feels like ..ughh I hate when I try to describe a specific feeling and can’t
It just feels like …hell I can’t describe it fuq it 💓
Gf says she loves when i scoop her up and put her on the kitchen counter like a baby squirrel -
2023-10-15 at 4:43 AM UTC in Green HELL 🐊 🌮 🦠🐍🇮🇹🪃Ill play The Forest with someone
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2023-10-15 at 4:42 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by aldra their entire religion is about tricking God, which should tell you everything you need to know about their collective psyche.
God says you're not allowed to work or leave the house on Sunday. you want to leave the house? wrap a magic string around your neighbourhood and now the whole neighbourhood is your house!
want to get work done? get a Shabbos Goy to do it for you!
want to turn your lights on and off (using electricity or starting fires counts as work)? get a special lightbulb that, instead of turning off, has a little cover to hide the light when you want to sleep
Gotta love structuring your entire life around some gay belief system and then finding loopholes to circumvent and lie your way through that system.
Must be why they make such great lawyers. -
2023-10-14 at 7:27 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-10-13 at 11:10 AM UTC in Propranolol?
Originally posted by eBagger 1 - 60mg extended release 1X a day. After day 3 became unbearable.
Yeah back in August, left arm kept going numb/tingly/chest tight/traditional heart attack symptoms, but docs tests keep saying my heart and arteries are great
But yeah that shit definitely works, like its probably going to lower bp effectively and if you take enough your body won't be able to take any sudden exercise. I got back to jogging 5 miles no problem (intermittent not entire 5 miles) and the day after ingestion I was dragging ass walking after 1/2 mile and retired at 1 mile mark. Stay aware of subtle symptoms, as aware as one tries to be, cardiac symptoms often don't present themselves until it's kinda blatant. Woke up with numb left arm prior to this very post
Ive been having stabbing chest pains, weird palpitations n tingles since i was like 22. I just assume im fucked and as long as im not fucked, im pleasantly surprised. -
2023-10-13 at 11:08 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
