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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    It's like 7d2d but with alliGAYtors and naked Mexicans.

    Here is a review,

    Day 1: After falling off of a cliff my bf and I start our wonderful journey into the jungle, we run into some naked dudes
    We Die.
    Day 2: We find a cliffside to build a small camp on, we sleep in our cozy new tents.
    My bf gets worms and dies.
    Day 3: We try to find water. We don't know how to make fresh water. I drink from the river.
    I get parasites and die.
    Day 4: We begin to build our base. My bf hears a growl in the distance.
    We get mauled by a jaguar and die.
    Day 6: My bf starts to hallucinate, he begins to laugh uncontrollably even though the game is not making his character laugh. I am scared. This game is terrorizing us irl. He sees a naked man running toward him.
    He dies.
    Day 7: After a quick glance at the wiki we finally understand how to drink clean water. I pick up an alive poison dart frog.
    Immediately dead.
    Day 8: We drink ayahuasca. I finally understand what it is like to feel high. After I'm done hallucinating we run into the new open woods.
    I run into a jaguar and die.
    Day 9: We run into an illegal gold mine and try to understand spanish.
    I am dying internally.
    Day 15: We run into an illegal drug factory and read sad love letters.
    I am crying inside.
    Day 20: We find a plane. I realize that the main character is an awful person.
    Day 21: We get to the end of the game. We get the wrong ending. I feel like ♥♥♥♥.
    I die to the naked man.

    It's on sale this weekend.
    Anyone wanna play with me?
    The spec requirements are low AF for you poor fags.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I remember a friend telling me it was like 7days but with spearchucking forest negroes instead of zombies
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by aldra I remember a friend telling me it was like 7days but with spearchucking forest negroes instead of zombies

    Lanny ruined 7d2d because he hates us.
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what

    what did he do
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra what

    what did he do

    He made me use 4 bullets instead of 2 now.
    Dick move imo.
    He could have increased the max number of zombies that can spawn at once but nOoOoO.
    He just had to be lazy.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's harder to do and it dumps a massive load on people with shitty computers
  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    We dug holes and beat the game...
    I feel like Shia Labouf or whatever that Mexicans name is.
    The stupid kid from Even Steven.
  8. #8
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra that's harder to do and it dumps a massive load on people with shitty computers

    I don't have a crappy computer.
    Do you?
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no, ACP does though, not sure about DT
  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    You just wanna keep playing because you're better than everyone else.
    You couldn't survive 1 night in the Amazon Jungle.
    Punto
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't mind wiping the world and starting a new random map, I just built more because I've been playing more
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    UNIQUE FEATURES
    • Setting: deadly yet beautiful Amazonian rainforest
    • Body inspection mode

    ???
  13. #13
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra I don't mind wiping the world and starting a new random map, I just built more because I've been playing more

    Tokyo drift Lanny!
    Give us a great big city.

    I'm not trying to play in rural ass Lancaster Ohio looking ass map.
    It's not fun wandering a god damn KiLoMeTeR to get to ever fukkin spot my dude.
  14. #14
    Ill play The Forest with someone
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I think we should play green hell
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Ill play The Forest with someone

    OH that was the game I was thinking of in my first post
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Pretty scary in parts, lots to explore. I kept getting attacked by mad naked women so that's pretty realistic.
  18. #18
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    grewen heck
  19. #19
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    What game are we playing now?
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