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2021-08-12 at 10:56 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....I now enjoy bourbon
Im becoming a well rounded adult
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2021-08-12 at 6:06 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by mmG It's not bad enough yet to change from my regular dentist. If it develops into too much to handle in the next few days, I will. I can manage the pain fine with just cold water at the moment. But if I stop sipping it, it will start hurting in like 30 seconds. I can't even take a shit any more without keeping a cold water bottle nearby.
So I drank too much water and now I think my body is rejecting it, like I've been puking and pissing clear water out my ass all day, it's a cycle where I drink way too much water over a longer period of time to try to numb the pain and then puke it up en masse all at once.
Yeah sounds like you got some cavitation my dudeski. All my suggestions involve pills. Also sleep head propped up. My fucked up teeth always hurt more when i laid down -
2021-08-12 at 3:17 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentbert mmmcgurt
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2021-08-12 at 3:16 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2021-08-12 at 2:22 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentImagine being a Canadian whose entire life revolves around fear. I could be killed in a mass shooting every time I get a gallon of milk and I stay breezy.
Worst you guys have is the ghosts of abused native schoolchildren n they just kick around an old deer gallbladder while you try to sleep. -
2021-08-12 at 2:20 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2021-08-12 at 2:11 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2021-08-12 at 2:10 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....If maciej unthanks something it means I gotta thank it twice
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2021-08-12 at 12:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Buzzin hard on 2 white claws n 6 cans of duet coke
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2021-08-12 at 12:30 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentA black girl said I have "such good hair"
She was tall n light skinned n had freckles
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2021-08-11 at 7:58 PM UTC in In case you've been living under a rock ChrisChan says she's been fucking her mom with her penisAwww man Old Spice sSwagger was the on,y scent i liked
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2021-08-11 at 7:05 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-08-11 at 6:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentOh yeah nbd but I talked myself into a cameo in a movie called Draculas Bride. Im going to be the late night radio DJ. Im stoked.
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2021-08-11 at 6:37 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by mmQ We lost trivia by 10 stupid points because we guessed BLACK HOLES as thr things that collide to make elements such as gold but the answer was NEUTRON STARS and I don't know how the fuck someone knew that but they did.
We won free drinks for 2nd place though and had fun so all is well.
Then we went and did karaoke lol and Casper I thought of you and wanted to sing but also, I didn't want to sing and I didn't. Not quite confident enough yet .
I thought you already sang? Dude i have the biggest performance anxiety ever but i just finally got real drunk and forced myself. Its funsies. -
2021-08-11 at 4:41 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-08-11 at 4:36 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by mmQ Lol i just took a tiny little CAT NAP and you were in my dream, CANDY. I dont really remember any specifics other than we were together and we both made fun of someone and laughed together about it and then you climbed into a little milk crate somehow.
Getting stoned and hiding in a lil box sounds very CandyRein -
2021-08-11 at 4:34 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by WellHung What do you do for work? Cali's cost of living is off the charts. And ur concerned that telling ur friend how u feel will risk making it awkward, rite?
Work for UPS. Which is ridiculously busy right now.
And yeah. Im kinda of two minds. I love heras a friend and want her to succeed and be happy regardless, and i wouldnt blame her for not feeling the same things for me. There are two women who text me almost nightly now, and i dont feel anything for them. You cant help that part. But when im with her i smile and i feel okay. I dont feel that way around anyone else. I feel personally like if i told her and she said “im not into you like that” i could be mature enough to still be friends n stuff, but i dont want her to feel weird. it must suck being a cute chick when every guy youre friends with wants to tear your pants off. Last time we got drunk and she let me stay over, I just layed down until she fell asleep because i knew if she woke up and rolled over i was gonna try to kiss herand i didnt wanna be fucking weird. So i took all her beer, locked myself out and drank on the beach till the sun came up. lol.
tl;dr- I care about her a lot, n were known each other like 10 years. Whether or not she wanted anything to do with me romantically, id still feel that way. Im just tried of overthinking n hiding from things, which is why im doing all these impulsive things that kinda scare me, but I also dont know if its fair to dump all that shit on a person who youre already pretty sure doesnt feel the same way. -
2021-08-11 at 4:25 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by mmQ Fuck that wasn't nice dont burn your mom. Im sorry about that. Is there anything I can do to help? Anything at all?
I think I just gotta tough it out. Applied to a couple jobs, gonna give my boss an ultimatum in about a month. Teeth should be done in 2weeks. I think imma just drink a lot of whiskey and try to remember that im a better person than I was 5 years ago, even tho life now is way less fun. -
2021-08-11 at 4:22 AM UTC in its rucking bullshit dud
Originally posted by Wariat and lastly i dont try to fuck children. children usually are with their parents and dont go to clubs or bars alone or even reslly to the beach or travel to foreign countries retard. look up european definition of childrena nd eu like bulgarian aoc laws retard.
Originally posted by Wariat i just got in a fight and went back to that club to prove to myself im not a punk and wont let german 20 something yr old punks punk me. i went in there to see if someone else today will try something in there and he did. some garbage kraut german threw a beer glass to the floor when the bartender was turned away in one of the three stalls of drink orders and started pointing fingers at me as if i did it because i was near him. so i at first was like wtf and shoved one of his shoulders back and i dont remember how it happened but next thing i know i am throwing him to the ground but he is sort of big heavy so I sort of slip with him parallell to me but srill had the levarage. next thing i know his buddies wre coming in grabbing me im going backwards. and some bouncer starts unwailing on him some dark arwbic looking fucker. this is where i fucked up because instead of leaving I wanted to stay in the club so i tried talking to the bouncer tried to explain how he threw a drink on or near the bar where the bartenders work and tried to blame me for it but before i could say anything now this weird psychotic fuck bouncer starts hitting me unwailing on me giving me a fat lip now i have to walk around polish or other hotel guests with a fucking fat lip. he was like some super professional boxer or something like a terminator i could not even see his punches coming and it felt like iron. i wish i had fought back now or simply let him unwail on the kraut. i dont even kno why i tried talking to him. probably to stay in the club and explain how the fucker is just garbage throwing glass breaking it near bar tenders when they turn as i knew hed turn my attention to me later. or simply because i was sort of drunk not thinking. i wish i wasnt so easy on the germanic kraut and instead of just being like wtf treated him like that bouncer me from the get go.
thwt club iw garbage and the people going there now i can see. those polish 6-18 yr olds last night there were total whores hookers like polish teenage females are known across europe when they leave their garbage catholic country and see euros or bit bucks from foreign dicks. again i rucking hate clubs and females in general and for a reason. they go to such places and let krauts rub on them like this garbage i ran into today at 16 or whatever they were lasr night. what i dont get is how someone could be so powerful as that bouncer and violent. its like no matter what i do i had no chance matching him. must be some drugs or something even ufc righters dont throw punches that hard and fast. i literally did not see his hands move and no matter how much training id have or if i did boxing every day he was like a fucking machine. he was hitting me when even as i was walking out like in badk of nexk shit but i only have a fst lip. u cant even train or prepare for someone like this. plus youd have to kill him as hed keep getting up or be bumrushed by other bouncers there im sure.
Originally posted by Wariat this tuy was like a rucking terminator the bounder. all my training everything ive done wt gyms etc out the window. i didnt even dare or had no chance to move my head block or throw back. it was literally like going against mike tyson.
Originally posted by Wariat ok u go in there and cross this guy or start having a comversation with him and youll be ragdolled around and running in no time im sure. going backwards falling over tables and chairs and shit. this guy had lightning hands like it was unreal.
Originally posted by Wariat and the thing is unlike mike tyson he knows how to throw bar wknuckle hits and aim with them without breaking hand. literslly he threw jabs at the other guy and he had chicken feet before i even approached him.
Originally posted by Wariat he hit me so hard i dont remember for sure but i think a rear hand that even after putting ice cubes on side of lip the fst lip went to front section now.
Originally posted by Wariat so howmwould u deal with krauts stealing ur women acting like brits at stag parties but im bulgaria and this time of the night not just shoving you around but fucking trying to blame u for some shit?
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2021-08-11 at 4:22 AM UTC in its rucking bullshit dud
Originally posted by Wariat yea but how would u ever even have a chance to fuck a 16 yr old?
Originally posted by Wariat so u fink i should get a masters degree in poland in the polish language and communist style of teaching?
Originally posted by Wariat teenagers in europe arent considered kids moron. this isnt umerica or garbage cop calling faggit land of cowards.
Originally posted by Wariat and white privilege and jedi lawyers everywhere.
Originally posted by Wariat What is this about and who are those QAnon loons?
reuters.com/article/factcheck-trump-reinstated-idUSL1N2OV1W3
most retarded garbage people and cowards roo boot relying on police state. itches.
Originally posted by Wariat why dont u look up the age most females were twken to harems to sultans and all throughoutnhistory what ages were deemed most desirable or attractive retards. fuck fems theyre all whores anyway.
Originally posted by Wariat lol umerica is garbage like u. lol fuck ur cukture fsggits and trannies.
Originally posted by Wariat ur females are whores too.
Originally posted by Wariat im not into kids retard im into teens just like there is a reason its legal in every fucking country in europe pretty much, u on the other hand come from land of trannies fsggits lgtb feminism and cowards.
Originally posted by Wariat ur country is garbage like ur president the previous ones and ur lgtb and tranny rights communities. faggit.
