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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. I want GHB

    4 days in a row of hard drinking each night. Forgot how much it fucks up ur sleep schedule.

    Eh. Worth it I guess.
  2. Or just return to a UPS store bc the workers there dont give a single fuck. Call Amazon a mon5 later, show ur receipt, say the workereither stole ur item or mixed up the tags.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ Like in a hanging bird cage like in the fancy strip clubs ?

    Like just sittingon top of the bar playing with one of those slip resistant textured rubber mats. I gave him a fist bump.
  4. OH OH and there was a REAL LIVE BABY IN THE BAR


    Barnes assured me it doesnt happen often but i said if there were more babies in bars thered be a lot less fights
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Was THIS going on at SHELLBACK TAVERN? Did you go out on the PIER?


    Yeah we walked the pier. Those girls are all there for theAVP beach volleyballtournament which will be haooening again next weekend

    Then i introduced Luigi to a lil game called Tetris
  6. Originally posted by mmQ Did you sit inside or patio at Ercoles? Did you play BILLIARDS? Did you say hi to Mikey, Barnes, Allison, Irene, Ruben, Vinny, and Ian?

    Nah we bellied up to the bar n sat on stools.

    There was billiards but neither of them said they play much, n i suck and there was a long list on the board,

    There are a bunch of names carved into the booths. I had designs on commemorating the moment butno one seemed equally enthused
  7. Our bartender was named Barnes and hes a volleyball player. He doesnt drink alcohol bc hes allergic but does drink kombucha.
  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Gay bars no doubt.

    Where else can a couple cowpokes get free drinks?
  9. Originally posted by mmQ What BARS did you go to? I wanna look them and read their reviews. I NEED TO INSPECT YOUR BARS. I NEED TO SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

    Shellbacks Tavern

    Ercoles 1101


    Was gonna go to Hennessys but forgot it was a sunday n got too late
  10. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol @Kendrick llama 😂 So Silly!

  11. Originally posted by WellHung maybe u can try to work it with houseowner?

    I dropped off mushrooms in their mailbox for being such good hosts. Real recognize real.
  12. Originally posted by WellHung she got a nice ass and legs tho. Physically, a bigger girl wud compliment u cuz ur a big, strong guy. Too bad she seems so crazy/reckless. Is it the booze that makes her crazy, or is that her personality?

    She was driving drunk as fuck, WITH a warrant. She has a restraining order against her and her landlord is offering her 10k to gtfo of her apartment. I think shes just a severe alcoholic with some personality issues. Ican get drop dead drunk and im always generally a nice dude. I didnt even really intend to go anywhere with her but as a weird kid raised on the internet, its good practice being around women and shit. I should really thank the universe we didnt bang because thats the type of girl to get pissed off at you and file a police report.
  13. 4 roses and jalapeno poppers
  14. Originally posted by DontTellEm

    Shit :/

    You made me have to look up n see if kendrick llama died
  15. Dropped off A College Professor. We had a good time swingin our dicks around as it were, painting the town. I almost stole some dudes date at the bar. I putmy hand on his shoulder to let him know he had taken my seat. He turned around n saw the size of me and wanted no smoke but his tiny lil latina date was being SPICY AYE AYE AYE 🌶 n was tryna bump chests withme but in the end they both liked me and she started rubbing my back saying i should come more often. My aura is undeniable im like jesus if he was a fat exjunkie. Then just before dropping off ACP the cherry on top of his LA experience was at a red light there was a flaming heap of trash and some hispanic dude with a baseball bat yelling that some faggot niggers on bicycles set his tuff ablaze. SO LA. Ill upload the clip if i can figure out how to. I like meeting up with my kinfolk. Too bad most of u faggots are cowards too lame to ever actually do shit.
  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the ferral cat girl ?

    Not catgril. Stephanie the drunk bipolar cunt.
  17. Originally posted by stl1 General, I think that maybe the next thing you buy should be clothes.

    In before i put a top hat on the avi
  18. steros was supposed to pimp out his cousin to me but we havent arranged terms
  19. I still havent been to bed but i cant get to sleep
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