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  1. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i had a hamburger and chips ahoy cookies for breakfast so im 'aight
  2. She was at the bar again last night. She was so dumb sloppy that after spilling my drink once, i had to take her by the wrists and tell that itsnot fucking cute and that id drag her out if she kept being retarded.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung lol steros wants him some chocolate early on a sunday morning

    How about you hop off .. he was talking to me .. mr Iā€™m in fantasy threads I made about Candyrein Saturday night and early Sunday morning... lonely azz wth lol
  4. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked She was at the bar again last night. She was so dumb sloppy that after spilling my drink once, i had to take her by the wrists and tell that itsnot fucking cute and that id drag her out if she kept being retarded.

    the ferral cat girl ?
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp !! my lonely online stalkers have seen me and got a loner boner...threads already ...

    Time to activate my #Sunday Funday ā¤ļøšŸ™‹šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø
  6. flies attract shits.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    I am tired
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the ferral cat girl ?

    Not catgril. Stephanie the drunk bipolar cunt.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kick in her litterbox
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Not catgril. Stephanie the drunk bipolar cunt.

    she got a nice ass and legs tho. Physically, a bigger girl wud compliment u cuz ur a big, strong guy. Too bad she seems so crazy/reckless. Is it the booze that makes her crazy, or is that her personality?
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah im building quite a reputation. She wouldn't even do anyhing fun tho. Just kept saying BE A GENTLEMAN n then rubbing her feet on my dick when i got tired of dealing with her shit n went to lay down.The girl whose place we crashed was a lot cooler. Stephanie was a fucking psycho cunt.

    maybe u can try to work it with houseowner?
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    the future is now
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Originally posted by WellHung she got a nice ass and legs tho. Physically, a bigger girl wud compliment u cuz ur a big, strong guy. Too bad she seems so crazy/reckless. Is it the booze that makes her crazy, or is that her personality?

    She was driving drunk as fuck, WITH a warrant. She has a restraining order against her and her landlord is offering her 10k to gtfo of her apartment. I think shes just a severe alcoholic with some personality issues. Ican get drop dead drunk and im always generally a nice dude. I didnt even really intend to go anywhere with her but as a weird kid raised on the internet, its good practice being around women and shit. I should really thank the universe we didnt bang because thats the type of girl to get pissed off at you and file a police report.
  14. Originally posted by WellHung maybe u can try to work it with houseowner?

    I dropped off mushrooms in their mailbox for being such good hosts. Real recognize real.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I dropped off mushrooms in their mailbox for being such good hosts. Real recognize real.

    Gonna be a happy mailman if they don't check their mailbox before his next visit.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    take me apart
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    everything fades
  18. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Strangely energized
  19. mmG African Astronaut
    Fucking your mom
  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I forgot to tell you guys. I made out with a 59 hr old woman last weekend and tried almost did bring her home. she even grabbed her bag from another club next door and was leaving with me but at the end changed her mind. she also was visiting although polish from sweden. we danced crazy like she grbabed me feom behind like my body put her hand on my stomach and possibly cock and even grabbed my ass.
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