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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. I was gonna say talking about prison fights and emotional trauma was my patented pussy moistenening move when I was like 16.
  2. Done
  3. Originally posted by aldra Bacon Tomato Kale

    When I got a loaf of fresh sourdough and some good quality bacon, I do go hard on those mufuckas.
  4. wrong. I am the BTK killer just ask around
  5. If i could find it and find him, id prolly just give it back. He prolly already came clean tho.
  6. Originally posted by mmG Go on a detective adventure to track her down and then

    It was from a dude lol.
  7. SchizoFRIENDia
  8. Originally posted by CandyRein Lunch break.. in my car shoes off , seat adjusted comfortably.. just set my alarm (guy calling to wake me up)gonna take a cat nap

    Thats dangerous. I always sleep thru those naps. And wake up more tired than before,
  9. I have a platinum wedding band somewhere that someone traded me for drugs.

    I wonder if theyre still married
  10. I thought it was alright but not like groundbreaking. They also copied Wrath of the Gods,
  11. Originally posted by Wariat Yea but I mean ive been in situaitons where women I barely met invited me over like this one chick in front of an am/pm (or similar mart) on portola in santa cruz and I could tell i mean why else would she invite me over if she wasnt attractive we just barely talked or i made some comment compliment to her when inside I just started to talk about jail for some reason or some stupid topic and we never had sex but at one point like she tried to wrestle with me I really think she wanted sex so what are your strategies in such situations? Ive been in another in santa cruz with this chick O'neil who apparently is part of the fmaous o neil family there and fucks guys all the time or everyone says she is seen inviting diff guys over but we also never fuked she bought us a case of beers and everything and we just went in her pad talked a bit than she was like lets go for a walk and ran into some other dude.

    LOL
  12. Originally posted by lllll Yoooo That’s what I need.
    A gf, that also loves loli gf’s.

    With christ all things are possible
  13. its a trap.

    Only charismatic chads get nsa 3 ways with cuties, and no offense brah but idk if u got that kind of energy yadig?

    Either its a test, ur gf wants to eat some pussy, shes getting tired of you and wants to pawn you off elsewhere/sabotage the relationship or its an impulse suggestion that youll get blamed for.


    I mean you can always test the waters if youre unsure tho. Have loli gf come over one night and everyone snuggle up on the sofa together and watch movies. If gfs trying to be involved, have her sit in the middle. She can play with loli gfs leg under the blanket, and if they start making out, you can start kissing a leg or sucking a toe or just sweep into the room like elton john in a cape and segue ur rocket man into the conversation.

    Idk im not a charismatic chad so thats really just my best hail mary on how id torpedo my own long term, emotionally volatile relationship


    I mean youre in the Netherlands tho, right? Dont you guys have hot prozzies? Ask ur gf for a permission slip to go fuck some hookers. Its a lot more transparent situation t least.
  14. Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I hope you feel better, being sick sucks. I been pretty good, nothing new really. Still working 3 12 hour shifts and enjoying my 4 days off. Kinda shitty but worth it. I've learned a new role where I pretty much just sit on a laptop all night and fix problems which ain't too bad. Other than that just been playing video games and entertaining myself with movies and stuff on the internet. Haven't drank any alcohol in 1 year 1 month and 2 days, I've got an app that tracks it. I feel a lot better.

    Hell yeah. Proud of u brotha. 12 hour shifts tho fuck. Get a PC so we can play some shit together again.
  15. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 "Is that a Chihuahua in you're pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

    the dachsund is already duck taped snout first into his anus its why he wears the BIG BOY PANTS
  16. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He has a male ass fetish. There's a few of them on here. Even kroz was one, actually.

    Not very tight cheeks of u old man

    We try to keep it rooty tooty fresh n fruity around here if u known what i mean


    eeeeeeeeeeeee
  17. God damnit Peeds
  18. Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger How's it goin? You been doin alright?

    im better now, baby boi


    Nah im sick as fuck with bat aids or someshit but FUCK it beats being dopesick

    Everything pretty normal otherwise. My lifes like 60% less shitty now.

    How you been playa?
  19. cigarettes rolled using every part of the sacred sal
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