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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by aldra yeah, judge found it unconstitutional to bar felons from a right

    makes sense but lol@ it being Chicago considering how many shootings they already have





    yeah I don't really get why they enhancement so hard for completely unrelated crimes; I mean I can understand theft etc. barring you from handling money or something but I've heard about that sort of thing a lot

    Yeah i filed another written appeal a couple weeks ago. My argument was that having a special standard for applicants convicted of crimes of “moral turpitude” is kinda dumb and nonsensical because stealing a candy bar shouldnt disqualify someone while allowing for someone convicted of domestic violence or DUI or animal abuse.
  2. Originally posted by CandyRein Getting my coochie ate

    Gf said women have a hard time enjoying oral bc you guys are so self conscious and in your heads all the time, so you need words of affirmation n shit. I thought that would be annoying. Like the same way i feel about a girl saying “Yah ooh fuck my lil pussy with that big cock daddy”. I guess thats why you guys get off to romance novels n stuff. Every day you learn something new. I just assumed women knew, if it doesnt taste/smell good, imma just be like “Know whatd be hot right now? We ahould jump in the shower together”. I dont want editorializing when im getting my dick sucked just the quiet natural sounds of the gluckgluck9000.
  3. Originally posted by aldra felons can now own guns in chicongo

    Ive still been declined for government jobs because of a misdemeanor shoplifting conviction in 2009 lol. Shits so ridiculous its kinda hilarious.
  4. the one who robbed pharmacies with silverfuck was mancannon.
  5. zenith is actually ballin super hard rn hes a stock broker
  6. sploo or lsd are the screechy ones
  7. Im just gonna start DMing random profiles i think
  8. Ive always wondered how much more retarded my lofe would be if id fucked more community members. Like if wed all just had a big retarded bundy and salvia orgy n fucked each other like the kids at the alternative education bungalows behind your high school. DH would prolly be a pretty close approximation. Man im getting all teared up thinking of getting titty pics on AIM.
  9. Loing is loing you can not disprive it with mathemativs
  10. I got a hyundai for $3k and its been running 4 years wih almost no maintenance. At one point i got into a depression hole and didnt put oil in it and drove it like 6k miles before i checked and realized not a drop was left in the thing. My model got recalled for catching on fire, so hyundai replaced the entire engine fresh and put a warranty on it. Bought it with 4 fresh tires. Aside from the gloss coat starting to flake off in places, prolly the best 3k ive spent, considering i was spending $400 a month to uber. And kias and hyundais have the same drivestrains i think
  11. Someone keeps trying to use my business as a drop location for packages or someshit so i just started opening stuff. This one had a bunch of supplements in it. Bout to take a bunch of sunflower lecithin, citrulline and zinc and see if i can jizz across the room.
  12. Lemme grab a couple freshies there, pard
  13. No offense but i dont click any of ur links im already on like 2 terror watchlists and the DEA. I dont need the Nonce Patrol on my ass too.
  14. What i would do is find a woman in her early- mid 20s who would do all the shit i want while simultaneously not being a child
  15. Originally posted by Wariat you can always opt out friend from being tracked its calle dlocation services just turn it off on ios settings.

    I think this is the only relevant or helpful thing ive ever seen you post. lol.

    I still feel weird about Apple products. And i dont like being told what i can install on my $1200 phone
  16. on my candy n DTE typa shit rn

  17. Heard
  18. Originally posted by Kafka The truth is, I met a girl online in 2016. We dated and met irl, after we broke up she wanted to be sisters. I actually see her more than my real sister. Jump to 2020 I go back to Peterborough because lockdown rules meant you can't leave the UK and I needed a break. She came to my hotel and brough her ex bf/bestie along only because he brought bottles of alcohol. We liked each other instantly. A few weeks later he video calls me with some drama that my ex gf smashed his t.v, accused him of rape just to get a lift home with police, when that didn't work stole his 2K bike and she also put a hole in the wall with her knee somehow running down the stairs. I find out from her that he tried to rape her, to knock her lights out. So I knew he was a rapist, but still stayed in touch with him because I am a bit crazy. The next year we lived a hedonistic life, I took frequent trips to England and he came to stay with me in Ireland. It was fun because there were few people in the hotels, it was lockdown and I told them I couldn't go home. We did coke every day. I found out he was raping me in my sleep because it was anal and woke me up, so god knows how many times it happened if he had the nerve to try that. Also I only slept with him at the beginning just to hurt my ex gf, because she's her own evil person. This is why I'm not mad at him, and because he's too pathetic to hate, gets emotional easily.

    How loose is your asshole that someone had to put things in there multiple times while you were asleep for you to finally catch on?

    I mean shit i wake up if i feel something crawling through my arm hair at night. Imagine being so gaped that you dont feel a dick.
  19. If i want to drink wheel cleaner in my car behind the bar while watching prisoners of war be executed with a combat knife, i dont need some faggot knocking on my window like “Babe we love you! you need help”.

    lol. Gay.
  20. Finally smashed my phone so im trying to restore all my shit to a galaxy s7. Gf still wants to give me her dads old iphone 14 pro, but i dont want to be tracked by friends and family everywhere i go.
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