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2021-12-15 at 4:14 PM UTC in Check out my fly new teeths
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2021-12-15 at 4:12 PM UTC in Battle of the Pies
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2021-12-15 at 4:07 PM UTC in So I had an interracial threesome…Girl said im a black belt in Emotional Jiu Jitsu bc im so gay and supportive and cute that i make people love me.
Ummm. The black chick calls me often. Ivebeen back over there a few times but the other girl is kinda sorta back together with the weird autistic bf i was shit talking when i was on the floor with the tomahawk.
Black chick should def be medicated and when i go over there she wants to wrestle. She says shes got that Field Nigger Strength which is quite accurate. I have little doubt she could break my wrist like a chimpanzee if she were so inclined. The other day i was just trying to sleep and she kept trying to put her finger down my buttcrack n wrestle so after the like 20th time telling her to fuck off, i got her in a rear naked choke n cranked her neck to the side and yelled BITCH. CHILL. THE FUCK. OUT. STOP. She kept trying to squirm out of it until she realized she was fucked.
Shes a fucking mess. Which prolly reflects more on me than anything.
The other day we went to a Mexican spot for breakfast at 9am and she orders 2 El Cadillac margaritas that are like the size of my head, with 3 shots each Don Julio n 1 shot Gran Marnier. 9am, barefoot in the rain in a walrus onesie. She starts complaining to the saintly Mexican server lady about how the first marg had no tequila in it, n please actually put tequila in the next one. 5 min after finishing the first one shes slumped back in the booth trying to kick me under the table and shes popping her tit out. I have to tell her to sit the fuck up and stop making a scene and remind her there are kids in the back. On the way home (after the second margarita and eating none of her food) she drove way too fast in the rain and spun out her shitty smart car twice. I threw the leftovers at the dashboard and started yelling that she was a fucking retard, n didnt say a single word to her until we got back.
Lol she asked me to move in and i said LOL ABSOLUTELY NOT. -
2021-12-15 at 3:47 PM UTC in Battle of the PiesIt very much exists but its gonna cease to be once my belly start rumblin
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2021-12-15 at 3:46 PM UTC in 21 questions
Originally posted by Netflxchillr What was the most important/valuable thing you've ever lost, why it was so valuable to you… that you wish you could have/get back?
Im pretty cheap so i dont really lose stuff. I was trying to think through the family heirlooms i prolly pawned n shit, but i think the most gay and most accurate answer is “time”. I wasted so much time being afraid and trying to be someone else and its exhausting trying to pick up all the shitty pieces of me loife. I often wonder how much different i could be if id only lost 5 or 7 or 10 years instead of 13. *shrug* -
2021-12-15 at 3:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionShe has the hair of a 60 year old man thats prolly why shes sad
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2021-12-15 at 3:29 PM UTC in Anyone like to bend ur erect penis when u wake up?
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2021-12-15 at 3:28 PM UTC in Battle of the PiesYeah imma just cocktease u at first with the knowledge that its got STREUSSEL TOPPING
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2021-12-15 at 3:27 PM UTC in So I had an interracial threesome…
Originally posted by Sudo My side chick before I went to jail was light skinned (half local indigenous black and half English) and always eluded to having 3somes and how Bi she was but that never happened. In my experience girls talk about 3somes way more than they want to participate in them. This is for like 700 reasons I don't feel like getting into.
I had a 3some with a Lebanese girl and a white stripper who cosplayed as Trump in 2016 and went quasi viral. Her son was at the house a little before being picked up by his grandmother and was playing with a trunk she had full of clothes and accessories (in appropriate for a probably 7 year old boy but not my place to say at the time) so that was open. After that we started doing shots and I showed up with the Lebanese lesbo who I was fucking and hustlin' wit but she is smol and a super lightweight so she didn't drink much. We did a couple lines then the white stripper started feeling it and putting on clothes from the trunk and trying them on and we would critique and try to coerce her to take other clothes off. Eventually she was just in a bra and panties while wearing a hat and boas and probably some other accessories and the Lil lesbo took charge and just started rubbing her pussy when she was against the table. I'm just sitting there all fucked up not wanting to seem too aggressive like there are deer in my yard I'm trying to feed apples. So they start kissing a bit even tho leb les went right for sa pussy and I start rubbing and grinding on leb because I knew her better. We all stopped for a minute to do a line and discussed what we were gonna do and basically went to her room which had an amazingly sweet bed with big posts and banged for a while. I was worried about busting quick but thinking too much about it and doing blow made me unable to bust so I gave out some good dick. Leb les kinda got jealous and some feelings for a few reasons but was trying to play it cool. Basically she ensured I didn't have the strippers number or anyway to get ahold of her after besides showing up at her house where her sexually confused son may be. That's basically the end of the story, I think I saw the white French stripper once after that briefly and she seemed very friendly but clearly had no interest in me besides a conduit to do ho shit.
Tl Dr did coke and fucked a leb ho and a white ho, who didn't seem to have any interest in me beyond my dick and I cry everytime
Damn getting used for ur dick is fucked up. Why they gotta be so rude? Dont they know we humanz too?
That kid is gonna grow up and only be able to get off with a woman wearing a donald trump mask. -
2021-12-15 at 3:21 PM UTC in So I had an interracial threesome…
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2021-12-15 at 11:23 AM UTC in What shoes do you wear?
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2021-12-15 at 11:20 AM UTC in Check out my fly new teethsTEETH STILL LOOKIN DOPE AS FUCK SURE GLAD I PUT EM ON MY CREDIT CARD FUCK YOU JP MORGAN CHASE EAT MY TAINT
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2021-12-15 at 11:19 AM UTC in Anyone like to bend ur erect penis when u wake up?
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2021-12-15 at 11:17 AM UTC in 21 questionsMan i was anopen book and yall didnt even take advantage. I was pretty drunk too i wouodve answered anything.
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2021-12-15 at 11:16 AM UTC in So I had an interracial threesome…Damn i wanna hear yalls i terracial 3sum stories plz elaborate
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2021-12-15 at 11:15 AM UTC in Join our OFFICAL TelegramYeah no one joined who wanna be an extremist w/us?
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2021-12-15 at 11:11 AM UTC in Battle of the PiesI made apple. Thank this post 4 pics
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2021-12-15 at 11:10 AM UTC in Eloj Musk is a faggot and if you like him then you are a nigger and a retard
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2021-12-15 at 11:06 AM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking melol Bill Krozby was still alive last time this was a th8ng.
Yeah have at it i have like 5 threads to my name -
2021-12-15 at 10:53 AM UTC in How can I trick you into sucking my dick?
