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2021-12-15 at 5:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI think theyre just fucking witheveryone at this point
Props to the brave and powerful city/donors for allocating money during a pandemic so 3 smelly pansexual kids can sit in a 2 story building and make tik toks and share adderal -
2021-12-15 at 5:32 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionAlso wtf is 2SLGBTQIA+ and why?
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2021-12-15 at 5:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionWhy aint u magic tho?
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2021-12-15 at 5:14 PM UTC in Check out my fly new teeths
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If I recall white caps are more expensive than gold ones…gold is indeed ghetto and what the poor folk get.
Nah my porcelain/zirconia ones were like 1500 each and the gold ones were 2200. Apparently gold is actually preferable bc its malleable so it allows you to get a tighter seal to the tooth, allows less bacteria in. I just wanted it to look like a Soundcloud rapper doe. -
2021-12-15 at 5:12 PM UTC in Bouncing Lanny's asshole on the point of your cock
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2021-12-15 at 5:11 PM UTC in Join our OFFICAL TelegramI mean i can make a special one just for u bruh but its gonna be 10 burner alts and whatever Interpol agents i can get ahold of
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2021-12-15 at 5:09 PM UTC in Battle of the PiesI love how the Lord shone down a special sunbeam just to highlight my dank baked good
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2021-12-15 at 5:07 PM UTC in Anyone like to bend ur erect penis when u wake up?I pound 3 liters of inported mineral water and purposely hold it to the point of bursting so that when i wake up, my torrential flow wakes my neighbors
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2021-12-15 at 5:05 PM UTC in Join our OFFICAL Telegram
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2021-12-15 at 5:03 PM UTC in So I had an interracial threesome…
Originally posted by Sudo I was at suboxhos place the other day and she said "so….do you like me?" So I laughed, hit her with a pillow and said I had to leave so she started talking about how someone I know "took advantage of her" but I dodged that by asking if she wanted a weapon in case he came back and she said no. This is how you deftly defy enabling a crazy person's emotional needs while still providing them safety and security. A dickin in every chicken and a Weapon for every woman who's been sexually exploited. That's the sustainable society we should be working towards. Sorry this post is terrible
Dude thats a boss move. “Fuck baby well i got a Beretta in the car ill just leave it…..Oh…oh youre good? Ok nah thats cool just do me a favor and shut the fuck up then cuz daddy gotta hit the block by noon.” -
2021-12-15 at 4:58 PM UTC in Battle of the PiesProof of crust
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2021-12-15 at 4:51 PM UTC in Join our OFFICAL TelegramIll make a new one but none yall niggers better be FBI i swear to god u gotta tell me if u are
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2021-12-15 at 4:50 PM UTC in So I had an interracial threesome…Disney is gonna make a movie about a quiet white boy who reforms broken women with the power of his sainted dick
Like that movie about sandra bullock and the big black football player n how she changes his life with the power of her white tolerance, only in this case the big black football player is a tiny black football player and sandra bullock is my cock. -
2021-12-15 at 4:46 PM UTC in Check out my fly new teeths
Originally posted by Grylls It’s very niggerish I’m not sure your white ass could pull it off
see interracial 3sum thread for explanation of why im kind of a white nigger. Also front gold tooth? Kinda ghetto. Back gold toof dat only sparkle when u snarl at a bitch? Thats an aesthetic choice, my dude. White kids with face tattoos and gold teeth is very EN VOGUE rn. Very Post Malone -
2021-12-15 at 4:43 PM UTC in Battle of the Pies
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2021-12-15 at 4:39 PM UTC in So I had an interracial threesome…She is RIDICULOUSLY strong tho. I already have scars and bruises. She smoked some strong ass weed the other day and then started having ptsd from being wariat’d, n didnt want me to leave and then sobbed in my arms for like an hour. Its a fucking mess. It feels like the kind of trailer park relationship where wed get the cops called on us on a weekly basis.
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2021-12-15 at 4:25 PM UTC in So I had an interracial threesome…I def dont think im cut out for dat Sudo-loife
She also has a rusty machete holding the window shut for when her homeless ex tries to break in again.
Its almost awe inspiring that you get up each day and do the damn thing. -
2021-12-15 at 4:23 PM UTC in So I had an interracial threesome…
Originally posted by Sudo That sounds so fucking wifey you better put a rang onit
She sounds like she's fun in small doses and would benefit greatly from someone like you. She obviously can't be "fixed" until she decides to help herself but it's likely going to get more and more tiresome until she decides to do so. In the meantime it's probably fun doing weird shit together until her "omg sew randumb" maladaptive coping skills get old and she has to be emotionally honest and realizes you had it all along. That's when you finally ghost her and she cries in the rain outside your window before you close the blinds and release the hounds
This is like 100% accurate and this is why i love you.
When i was typing that up I was like “Damn this must feel what its like to be Sudo, minus the pills”. I actually compelled her to finish a bag of meth so shed fuck off and go to sleep bc she has brutal ADHD. Yeah fun in small doses but within 2 or 3 hours i just want to jump in my car and hop a curb trying to escape. -
2021-12-15 at 4:18 PM UTC in Join our OFFICAL Telegram
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2021-12-15 at 4:17 PM UTC in Battle of the PiesPIE PROMISED. PIE DELIVERED.
