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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. I know someone youd get along with very well lol
  2. Originally posted by Wariat i dont fuk dogs tho.

    lol
  3. Working as a door man or bartender, getting a sak yant somewhere in Thailand or Vietnam

    Writing travel blogs and smoking cigars in the early morning in an old repurposed colonial style apartment with a view , somewhere in Argentina

    Learning to paint in the desert, building bonfires at night.

    Luring polish pedophiles in order to beat them with a hammer, in a filthy alley in Warsaw


    idk. Honestly all that stuff sounds like so much work now, Used to want an adventure butnow i just want a good nights sleep lol.
  4. If wed taken all the money we wasted in afghanistan and started amassing him a harem to impregnate, all his sons wouldve been of fighting age by now
  5. If Allah bestows this type of power and guides my RPG straight and true, i might grow my beard out and stop eating pepperoni

  6. Originally posted by aldra Zelensky has a lot less power than you might think as a President - he seems to have little effective control over the military and even less over the 'volunteer battalions'. On multiple occasions he's let slip that many of the Eastern 'government-controlled' cities aren't actually controlled by the government.

    So yeah, he's openly said that he's seen no indication that Russia plans to attack and that the western media hyping it has been causing all sorts of problems, but he may not have the power to actually do anything about it.

    Yeah but turning down the temperature on the rhetoric is probably important. Anyone i talk to seems to be under the impression that the USA still has military advantage over Russia/China. But from what Ive read, thats probably not accurate anymore. Technologically, economically, morale-wise, reputation-wise…we’re severely lacking.
  7. something something below the belt
  8. Its me. White as hell and lit as fuck.
  9. Seems like Zelensky made the most reasonable statement of this whole pissing match
  10. Originally posted by Lucrimosa Thyeeze hoes love it

    Make a poll
  11. I guess you could say that one was right over the plate
  12. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He's referring to shrivel-dick.

    Also known as walnut cock
  13. Gi we’re clever.
  14. Originally posted by Lucrimosa You're a floosy

    Rude from a man who is the walking embodiment of sexual assault, built like Megatron after skipping leg day.

    GOOD DAY SIR
  15. wren in a foggy mirror wearing a tie
  16. Originally posted by mmQ Low hanging fruit of the loom

    Yeah let's do karate jokes in the garage

    Ill take a chop at it
  17. Originally posted by mmQ Do you like the message.. just a lil bit? Cuz I mean you can also easily fall asleep in the quiet of your own room on your own bed roight?

    I reallydont i kinda hate church. But sometimes theyre like NA meetings which were cool bc MY NA meetings were only lit by candles. They shut off the lights so you could be VULNERABLE and WEEP in relative obscurity, n man when someone talked about their murdered child or a wife that ODd on Christmas Eve, you could hear a pin drop andit was quite tranquil. it has to be like background noise. I sleep like shit at home but i sleep really well at the beach or at work or in the parking lot outside the bar. My bed is falling apart and literallyless comfortable than the living room floor n my room is full of dusty moving boxes n cobwebs and Tv dinner trays n if i could set it all on fire without endangering the rest of the house id do it ina heartbeat.
  18. Originally posted by mmQ Eat shit from a hot corpse

    You read my mind n beat me 2 it

    EAT SHIT FROM A HOT CORPSE HAHAHAHAHA


    classic.

    Aimt we a pairof jokers?
  19. Hour long showers with the hottest water there is, then meditation n deep breathing with onky cold water. Tea, whiskey, pills. Other than that nothing really relaxes me. My back is like a slab of concrete.
  20. Originally posted by mmQ Heard that.

    What do you mean by quiet time? Church is quiet?

    I mean the churches ive been to, i could easily fall asleep during the service. Besides the singing parts.
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