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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Yeah ask if she eats ass u dont wanna waste all that time and money at dinner if shes not gonna eat ur but be a man for once in youre life
  2. Originally posted by Wariat im gonna try to get her to rim.
  3. Originally posted by aldra They should fuse it into a rock and reboot the King Arthur legend

    They should fuse it into his arm so he looks like a demon from DOOM
  4. Originally posted by Bradley Do you have any irl male friends? Like people you kick it with?

    You know he doesnt. Noone would let their boy be this much of a spaz
  5. I told her if we were droppin stacks n she wasnt showing the proper attention, i was gonna take it out of dat ass. lol.
  6. I love how this thread has more replies than the one where i literally had a threesome and then got herpes.. Simp ass niggas.
  7. tell em u got that long covid
  8. Lets actually do one the day before you go back to jail
  9. Originally posted by mmQ

    oscar the grouch singing in the hollywood bowl
  10. Originally posted by DontTellEm When my cat passed away, she was under my bed…& she was never under anything. 🥲 she was always queen of the castle, even with my 90 pd dog 😚

    Yeah she sleeps under the dining room table rn. I just mashed up some chicken breast for her n let her lick some vanilla yogurt off my finger for a midnight snack. I miss when she used to crawl i to bed and sleep with her head in my beard
  11. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood So anyways I shoved my cock in this whore and she was SCREAMING like OUCH OUCH GIMME MORE OF YOUR SNAKE and I was slapping her ass so hard it was hurting my hand but she just wanted more and every HARD SLAP from my numb hand made her insides ripple around my cock. I blew my bload all over the place, it was hot as fuck. Needlessly to say I need to stop drinking and having raunchy sex it's not healthy I think, or maybe it is.

    I dont wanna claim to be one of you “sex guy’s” but i spanked a stripper so hard in vegas that she started to tear up.
  12. Sister morphine was on my 5am “holy god im so fucking sick how many hours till the plug turns his phone on?” - playlist
  13. Lol nigga why u put a spinach leaf on a sloppy joe?
  14. Originally posted by mmQ Cats usually get cancer when they're younger. That's what happened to Chootie. 1 in 5 get it unfortunately.

    Sorry for your kitty bitty caspbro. I'm not diagnosing it just I'm sorry. Everything will be fine, and that's that, so it is written so shall it be done.

    I miss how she used to be. Its prolly not as hard bc i barely see her anymore n she doesnt wanna cuddle me anymore. I still wish i could make her feel better.
  15. Originally posted by Kafka I am regretting getting the vaccine because I’m still crippled almost two week later. No energy, heart doesn’t feel okay enough to take smart drugs, out of breath even just by showering, feeling unbalanced, haven’t done exercise once. I do have a little more energy now but my mind is also idk I feel like a zombie.

    Tbf getting covid also leaves you feeling awful. Feel the same way a month+ later. U have any autoimmune stuff?
  16. Originally posted by Technologist Is that what’s happened to make you feel she’s dying? Or other stuff that she’s doing? She just seems so young.

    Meowing constantly, can feel her ribs, doesnt groom herself anymore, ravenously hungry, doesnt play
  17. Thats hilarious
  18. Originally posted by stl1 "I'm going to kill myself just in case the vaccine maybe, possibly could."

    Its about being forced to inject something in order to earn a living and enjoy normal life. Its fucked.
  19. Originally posted by Lucrimosa I'll date candyrein and all that stuff I said was "projection"

    I was not being kindergarden, I really did want some quality content… I found zoklet by googling "bad ideas" literally. I wanted to do some science stuff and what not. So liek anyway… I decided that I want to live my life in *peace*. I'm not going to screw around and wind up in prison. However, I didn't have the knowledge back then I do now. The pieces come together, everything adds up.

    I don't use drugs regularly. My credit is a hard 700 (~705) and anyway I am going to swallow my pride and be a man. I don't want anyone to get hurt, and I trust her. I know what entropy is… I'm college educated, I'm athletic, I am handy. I can't live like this… I'll wind up back in prison. White women are every black man's (desired) rock, but once you go black, you never go back. I don't test providince.

    I'm sorry, I know this is embarassing you in front of the whole world, but we got to eat.

    You and peedy need to have a battle to determine King of Schizos
  20. SIX HUNDRED jediS were slaughtered in the holocaust


    Never again


    Never forget
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