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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Just got home. Ate rice n beans withcilantro n lime juice n soir cream. Kinda drunk, Singing aongs.

    Work in 6 hrs.
  2. Did this duet at karaoke

  3. Originally posted by Solstice Turboneger, there's one I haven't heard in a long time. Hope he ended up alright.

    Hes on facebook last i checked a year or so ago
  4. Yeah just tell him it makes you feel gross when you guys fight. Or find someone more available. Coke always an option i suppose, but i always felt terrible afterwards.
  5. Originally posted by Kafka Ig because I’m not looking forward to doing anything fun, will just be studying, and feel bad about getting in a fight with my friend last night.

    Why not tell her you feel bad that you guys fought? And schedule one fun outing to do tomorrow to break up the monotony? Studying isnt efficient if you arent at least a little engaged.
  6. I dont remember the last time i ate mcdonalds. Im a fancy fatty
  7. Originally posted by Kafka I feel depressed because I’ll probably be in the library until 2am not talking with anyone and dying inside.

    Whyare u not talking to anyone and why are you dying inside?
  8. When did kinkou move to ukraine?
  9. STOP PLAYIN ROUND ON MY PHONE WENDIGO I AINT GOT TIME FOR NONEYA FOOLISHNESS
  10. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Holy shit I felt scared just reading that. Did you not look into it?

    Nah iirc i dont think the phones back then had auto caller ID so there was nothing to call back and honestly i kinda didnt even want to be involved. Whatever it was about that voice was just so fucking unsettling i wanted nothing to do with it. And the whole message from beginning to end was only like 10-15 seconds. But there was this weird fear about what would happen if i tried to delete the thing so i just tried to work around it. And im like the least superstitious person i know.
  11. I suppose it could be in the garage but i cant think of any reason wed have kept it. Sounded like one of those scurry asian bitches from The Grudge or The Ring the way the voice had this eerie modulation to it. In my imagination i always imagined it as some creature mimicking the tortured cries of some girls last words. Lol i used to avoid checking the answering machine at night just so i wouldnt have to listen to that part.
  12. Years and years ago when we had a tape answering machine, got a message in the middle of the night with a voice of a woman sobbing saying “…dad im in trouble!.” Only the voice was really disjointed and spooky sounding and it cut off with this long metallic choking sound like the tape was going bad. I hated having to listen to that particular one when i rewound the tape, but i just couldnt bring myself to delete it.

  13. They caught you at seaworld, nigga

    What would kevin markley say right now?
  14. It can be said youre doing a public service, ensuring they arent soft
  15. Originally posted by Wariat Oh and on top of it I did have sex like 2-3 days ago with a woman so your little interracial herpes infested session with weirdo hippies dont impress me. In fact the sex I had was just ok and she didnt impress me either so Ill be moving onto the next one.



    i believe u homie
  16. Originally posted by Wariat Let e compare things that are not subjective like your self praise of being a good man:
    IM much better looking than you
    Im in better shape
    Im more educated
    Im more intelligent
    Ive traveled the world while you are stuck in some shithole ghetto town ur whole life
    etc etc

    1. Objectively false
    2. Youre a doughy mass of dogshit and you look like a thumb
    3. UC Santa Cruz is where all the middle class families in CA send their retarded stoner kids
    4. You asked a literal police officer if they had seen the child you were there to rape
    5. Guess you got me there?


    You could not PAY me enough money to be you. I cant even imagine a dollar amount that would entice anyone to want to live in your feeble body and brain, constantly whining about how mean girls are to you. Idk how one person can be so repulsive.
  17. Originally posted by Wariat Oh I have a big dick oh women love me oh i smell of tactical sope oh I am a good guy etc. youre exactly like kobra bro. go watch his videos.

    LOL

    Thanks for that you got me spot on
  18. The fact that im not an unlikeable, shrinking pussy who got arrested trying to fuck a 12 year old isnt luck. It just means im a better man.
  19. Youre not so much annoying its just puzzling that you continue to exist. Either youre the worlds most successful, determined troll…or youre the most deluded, pathetic excuse for a man. But i mean the court records dont lie so we’re all inclined to believe the latter.
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