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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by Wariat a chick not just licking uir ass but sword fighting it as hard as she could and at end or one or the other giving it pecks like small kisses like soft kiss than ending the session?

    I want to make a coffee table book of wariatisms.

    Each page is going to be artfully laid out in an elegant font with just a single quote across the eggshell white paper
  2. Originally posted by Sudo Nigger I'm not telling you to give a fuck but don't get in your feelings and say you're fat, we've all seen pictures of you and you have the BMI of a ferret. I can't speak to your utility but you seem pretty fucking useful to a Lotta people.

    I dream of running away and faking my own death literally every single day so maybe if you watch that bridge you can tell people I jumped off it and are definitely dead so there's no point in looking for me. Then we can run away to margarita Island and become professional jetski racers

    Imma spread my girth across the road like tiananmen square

    I kinda just need an adventure. I was only like 25% kidding. If shit keeps escalating theyll probably institute a draft anyway so we might as well all meet in Poland n form Space Nigger Squadron, kick the dogshit out of wariat and then lead a braveheart charge across the border.
  3. Originally posted by Donald Trump If you actually want to let me know.

    I know theyre saying you dont need a visa to get into ukraine, but i imagine you still need a passport n stuff to fly from here to poland
  4. Thats because you accidentally ordered the Pantera Broccoli Cheddar soup.

  5. 5o.shades of shitfacec
  6. like u think im joking but i actually dont fucking care my life is so fucking gay. imean im fat n useless but i figure i can watch a bridge or someshit for a bit
  7. i literally domt gove a fuck
  8. Im dru k
  9. y/n should i go to ukraine?
  10. RimWorld: Chernobyl

    just imagine those mutant dog tongues fuys can u imagine”?
  11. Petbro Broroshenkbro
  12. Van Brogh
  13. Maribro Brotali
  14. Broezencrantz and Guildensperm
  15. Brobin Thicc
  16. Josh Broeban
  17. I should call NBC and let them know ive got an expert on geopolitics who also happens to be a mildly retarded polish pedophile who solicited a child to tongue his ass at seaworld
  18. Originally posted by WellHung can i get ur sloppy seconds, brosef? 👍

    pull up a chair 2 the Table of Fellowship, bro v wade.
  19. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Just realised she's been creampied in both holes by tentacles.

    Why is alien jizz the cumsistency of cottage cheese?
  20. Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive The explanation is literally this painting:


    fuckin squidward
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