Posts by Sharpie

1. 2015-12-20 at 2:45 PM UTC in Hey Soph
   Sharpie Houston
   Do tell...
2. 2015-12-19 at 3:14 PM UTC in Hey Soph
   Sharpie Houston
   Shit was poppin off like crazy last night on /b/ ...please tell me you were around lol
   
   As soon as people realized that even tho, the mods removed certain posts, but they were still up on the archive SHIT WENT CRAZY! ...Lulz
3. 2015-12-19 at 2:59 PM UTC in Am I transgender/sexual?
   Sharpie Houston

   As a verified quasi-tranny

   
   
   
4. 2015-12-19 at 2:34 AM UTC in Post pictures of a girl you currently want to fuck
   Sharpie Houston
   Anyone's guess is as good as mine....
   Found it on imgur.
   
   
   
   
   
   [SIZE=14px]…I'm gonna say 21, just for the sake of whatever…[/SIZE]
5. 2015-12-19 at 2:18 AM UTC in I wonder what my cat would do if I pissed on it
   Sharpie Houston

   …or wiped my semen on it.

   
   
   Also, they only did 1 of 2 things...
   
   Freak out... or ...stick their ass up in the air.
6. 2015-12-19 at 2:05 AM UTC in I got toni pregnant
   Sharpie Houston

   …But that aside I'm 16, toni is 17, how the fuck do I tell my parents in 9 months that I have a kid now?

   Oh......Shit...... you aren't even out of fucking school yet....
   
   Best piece of advice I can give you, concerning this is "Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst". Seriously.
   
   
   Also, they're gonna know before 9 months... her bellys gonna start getting bigger sooner than that, and she wont be able to hide it from her parents forever. They're going to ask who the father is, and she's going to tell them you are, and when that happens your parents will know, shortly there after.
   
   The only thing thats seriously gonna help you in this situation, is money. ....but you haven't even graduated highschool yet.... Jesus christ, I hope your parents are kind.
   
   
   Like I said.... Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. ...Sorry.:(
7. 2015-12-19 at 1:07 AM UTC in I got toni pregnant
   Sharpie Houston
   Milo? ...Eew...
   
   ...but whatever I guess.
8. 2015-12-19 at 1:03 AM UTC in I wonder what my cat would do if I pissed on it
   Sharpie Houston
   I remember as a kid in my early teens, my friends and I would trap neighbors cats underneath milk crates and then piss on them. Then when we were done, we'd let the cat go, so it could go back to/inside the owners house, where they would pet it, and possibly kiss its head, like so many cat owners do, except not realizing we just soaked their cat with our piss. LOL
   
   Why? ...because we could, and it was sorta funny.
9. 2015-12-19 at 12:56 AM UTC in Am I transgender/sexual?
   Sharpie Houston
   Why?
   Just be yourself.
   Are you trying to hide it better or something?
   
   If you are a transexual or whatever, atleast you can come out of the closet, and not garnish immediate extreme hate. lol ....Well, maybe from some people, but fuck those people, they're trash anyway.
10. 2015-12-18 at 11:24 PM UTC in hello
    Sharpie Houston

    I'm cuco. Read zoklet, and the followups since 2 years, i guess, lurker. Nice to meet you!

    I wonder if I sounded this retarded on LLZ, when I got banned and created an alt, claiming I was a lurker, and finally signed up.
11. 2015-12-18 at 11:21 PM UTC in hello
    Sharpie Houston
    Bullshit.
    You do know.
    
    Altfag.
12. 2015-12-18 at 11:07 PM UTC in I feel we have grown as a community.
    Sharpie Houston

    Dick pics or not, i would be an awesome girl, just saying.

    I can only imagine the tremendous amount of shit I could & would get away with, if I was sly cute lil loli ....I'm not even talkin about anything sexual either. lol
13. 2015-12-18 at 4:06 AM UTC in I feel we have grown as a community.
    Sharpie Houston
    Then you would see the D :D
14. 2015-12-18 at 4:03 AM UTC in hello
    Sharpie Houston

    Thx for replies. I was a bit drunk yesterday, sry for that. At Spectral:…i had no handle, before this one. At §m£ÂgØL: calm down, you once said, you only sold 1 copy of your hitchhiking story. That was me. Nice story by the way. Keep practising in writing .

    
    [SIZE=20px][SIZE=22px]What are your interests?!?!?
    
    …e.g. what do you like? …why are you here?[/SIZE][/SIZE]
    
15. 2015-12-18 at 3:38 AM UTC in I feel we have grown as a community.
    Sharpie Houston

    
    >implying he hasn't tried before
    
    
    
    lel jk i <3 sharpie

    
    
    
    lol
16. 2015-12-17 at 4:08 AM UTC in Sometimes, I just want to fuckin snap!
    Sharpie Houston
    Because people are fuckin dumb/fuckin suck.
17. 2015-12-16 at 9:04 PM UTC in I have become part of the borg continuum
    Sharpie Houston
    ^ LMAO!
    Nice subscript... super paranoid!
18. 2015-12-16 at 11:27 AM UTC in I feel we have grown as a community.
    Sharpie Houston

    No room, and i am on mobile so getting rid of a few messages will be to bothersome. So if you won't be asking for cp sauce or gossiping about other members ask your question here.

    I forgot what I was gonna say.
    ...Seriously. No worries.
19. 2015-12-16 at 3:24 AM UTC in I feel we have grown as a community.
    Sharpie Houston

    cringe

    Lulz
    ....so now we cant ask questions thru PM's???
    
    I know what you're thinking... and no.
20. 2015-12-16 at 3:06 AM UTC in I feel we have grown as a community.
    Sharpie Houston

    This latest big ass multi thread discussion about pedophilia has been productive. It's good communities can have a honest conversations about sensitive subjects so that we may understand eachothers positions and viewpoints better among other benefits.
    
    If i may add one observation, i'd say in these cases the most productive way of reasoning is by way of the mind not the heart however tempting that may be.
    
    Hooray for free speech.

    
    
    Bruh... pm incoming... you got space?