Posts by Sharpie

1. 2015-11-14 at 11:43 PM UTC in Wish me luck!
   Sharpie Houston
   What... The... Fuck!...
   
   My chances were like 99% ...and then of course that ONE FUCKING PERCENT....WHAT THE FUCK....Had to fucking happen....
   
   Went downhill, actually more like off a cliff, FAST.
   Then had to pull MAJOR damage control...
   
   Now all its like, is a fuckin cock block party. SO PISSED!! Its pretty much BACK to square one now.
   
   So much time & money wasted...
   
   I was RIGHT THERE!!!!! .....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I am so mad.
   
   
   inb4 trolling replies
2. 2015-11-08 at 5:09 AM UTC in It gets creepier the more you watch it
   Sharpie Houston
   
   
   
   Shes on youtube... Anna Salander
3. 2015-11-08 at 3:34 AM UTC in It gets creepier the more you watch it
   Sharpie Houston
   
4. 2015-11-08 at 3:17 AM UTC in Moving to Argentina
   Sharpie Houston
   Jesus christ... All I said was "lol"
   I didnt ask for a life story.
   
   I also don't care what you're into. Since it has nothing to do with me. I was just merely voicing my opinion as well.
5. 2015-11-08 at 3:11 AM UTC in Anyway, IDK if ya'll have heard or care but...
   Sharpie Houston

   Don't know why anyone would even give a shit.

   
   God damn it!...
   Why cant more of the cool people stick around?!?!
   Instead of this trash.
6. 2015-11-08 at 2:59 AM UTC in Moving to Argentina
   Sharpie Houston
   lol
7. 2015-11-08 at 2:57 AM UTC in Wish me luck!
   Sharpie Houston
   I'm going for it... ;)
   
   She loves me. This I know.
   She wants "it" ...I have found out. :o
   
   You only live once! ....Fuck it! (figuratively and literally)
8. 2015-11-08 at 2:40 AM UTC in Moving to Argentina
   Sharpie Houston

   I prefer fully developed women

   You're so fuckin boring....it hurts.
9. 2015-11-08 at 2:35 AM UTC in Anyway, IDK if ya'll have heard or care but...
   Sharpie Houston

   I just think it sucks they shot Vince.

   
   Sorry for the loss man.
   
   I too know what it's like to lose someone, that had a shared interest.
10. 2015-11-05 at 3:03 AM UTC in Does anyone here miss iron johns post?
    Sharpie Houston
    His jedi shit always made me laugh.
    It didn't matter what you were talking about ...he'd find a way to relate it back to jedis fucking it up.
11. 2015-11-05 at 2:53 AM UTC in When you're happy you found that ONE person again....
    Sharpie Houston
    But they just give you the silent treatment and you're like "Dafuq?!"
    
    
12. 2015-11-03 at 3:07 AM UTC in Happy Halloween!
    Sharpie Houston
    Didn't do much, it was lame. Wish I did more.
13. 2015-11-03 at 2:58 AM UTC in Making money using a 3D printer
    Sharpie Houston
    Simple things like...
    Plasticwear (spoons,forks,knives) Plates. Cups.
    
    
    All the way to things like polymer handgun receivers and shit like that.
    Holsters.
    "Brass knuckles"
    
14. 2015-11-03 at 2:52 AM UTC in Wats the most unordinary meat you've ate?
    Sharpie Houston
    I didnt eat this... just tasted it with my tongue...
    
    It was a little over 10 years old. It was VERY salty. Of course tho, the more I licked, the less salty and good it became.
15. 2015-11-03 at 2:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    Sharpie Houston
    
16. 2015-11-03 at 2:08 AM UTC in Things that make your blood pressure go up thread
    Sharpie Houston
    People that come up and talk to you and think they're funny, when they're the complete opposite.
    People that LITERALLY do not know how to drive!!! I wish I could just shoot them, or run them off the road.
    
    ...and not being able to spend enough quality time with my girls.
    ....having to include other fuckin people, when all I'm trying to do is get some quality time in with MY GIRLS!
    ...Having to come up with dumb ass motherfuckin excuses, so I can spend some quality time WITH MY GIRLS! FUUUCK!!
17. 2015-11-03 at 1:48 AM UTC in why do people kill people?
    Sharpie Houston
    Because.
18. 2015-11-03 at 1:23 AM UTC in WWYD if you heard knocking on one of your windows in the middle of the night?
    Sharpie Houston

    you heard knocks on one of your windows… what do you do ?

    
    This actually happened to me one night...
    
    I grabbed my pistol and cautiously peered outside.
    It was my buddy's wife, lol....she came over at 3am, because my buddy had ran from the cops, and went on some 4x4 trails....where he got himself stuck, so she was coming over to ask, if I would go and pull him out.
    
    But before that, when I saw it was her and answered the door, I told her, you know thats a good way to get shot. She replied with, "Yeah I know, the only thing running through my head on my way over here was GOD I hope he doesn't shoot me".