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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Tbf crack and heroin are both way more mellow than i ever thought theyd be.

    Sometimes id be talking tona new acquaintance and the topic of drugs would come up. Id tellthem i did H and theyd be like “No way thats hardcore dude. When was the last time u did some?” and im like “about 25 min ago” and their mind is blown bc they thought heroin just does one thing. At the end i functioned more normally on three quarters of a gramkf heroin and a couple bumps of fent than i could on a few hits of a potent marijuana reefer.
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  2. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Technologist Matt,
    You really think pot is addictive? I more think it’s the act of getting high that is addictive. I enjoy the relaxation. But, when I quit for a year, I had no withdrawals.

    It is highly addictive. Not physically, but psychologically. I know this very well first-hand, and so does Tara.
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    People like you are why I can’t rock with Athiest §m£ÂgØL .. you’re really just the scum of the earth and have no clue lol
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To me that would not defeat the purpose. To me the purpose is to enjoy the concept of licking an asshole without it literally tasting like feces. With all due respect that is absolutely disgusting.

    Thank you.
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  5. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Chaser.



    Well these were both bio-cunts. One I fapped onto her upper breast area, the other I came into her hands.



    It tastes like chocolate. I licked both of them, but the Chinese lady was my favourite, as she had poop on deck.

    Making them clean the poop first would defeat the purpose. The Chinese lady tasted way better, her asshole was delicious, and her pussy juices tasted like the juice from beef satay, yum!

    lol don't give this dude any meth
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  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    So I tried to make an appointment with a girl called Charlotte of Westminster. An english girl, about 50, with excellent reviews. She explained to me over the phone that she was all booked up for now, but might have something later in the evening. Lame. Apparently she is something of a sought after commodity, which shows that age is no object.

    So I tried a few others and found a 24 year old Spanish girl. She was really fit and good looking, but no personality, and the sex was terrible. It was basically in a cold, unadorned dorm room. I paid extra for the Oral without condom, but it was no fun. She didn't want me licking her tittys or anything - some sensitivity about them. I jacked off on her chest and left early.

    Total spend- €180 1/10, would not repeat.

    I broke her bed when I sat down on it, so lol.

    I made a appointment with a Chinese escort next. She was somewhere between 35-60 - you can never tell with the chinks. She had a really nice room set up, nice and warm, with one of those fake electric fires, and a nice bed-spread on the floor. She gave me a really nice experience, with lots of hand-play and sex. Only problem was that I was kinda soft, and her vagina was super tight, and I found it hard to get in. Also I hate condoms as they really reduce my sensation. I asked her how much to lick down there, she said €20, and I had a great time licking her ass and vagina and putting my finger into her vagina and sucking off the pussy juice.

    I had a hard time cumming, so she dutifully pulled out the baby oil and started rubbing my dick like she was polishing an sceptre. 10/10 for the hard work. By this time my half hour had elapsed, so I paid her another €80 for another half hour. I asked her if she did oWo, she said she didn't like it, but would do it for €20. It was wonderful, she sucked on my dick like a lollipop, 10/10.

    I was getting really turned on by now, so I got her to spit into my mouth, which was super hot. She kept up the stroking like a stakhanovite. When I came it was weird and wonderful.

    Total spent: €200 10/10
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  8. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    dear god help me
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  9. 🐿 African Astronaut
    My little geriatric town still has this old law where black people can't be out after 11pm.
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  10. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    I think I need to take a lil break from the booze. Heart is always racing the next day, sleep too much..getting in 5-6 more hrs than I need leaving wanting to NOT to do anything for several days, and somehow becoming more and more miserable than at any time in nearly 30 yrs of drinking...if thats even possible. Used to love posting on all the forums like this place but more and more less interested in them and its pissing me off. The net I've always enjoyed...now its feeling like a burden.

    No AA support groups or anything...just need to cut back. Just don't know if I'm really ready for the hell(withdrawals)I am about to put myself though on my own. Trying for two weeks a few times last few years seems like a life time...but rent is going on up and I will have to cut back to where I might be able to get a couple bottles a month if I'm lucky.

    Probably still post on here but less and less after today. Not that I would be missed but it seems the most logical thread to post this. Its gonna be a tough ride but hey if I can do this...I can really do anything..right?

    Gonna give it an honest shot
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  11. Originally posted by vergitarianvore ive given up trying to find a belt/holster combo that will be anything less than annoying when trying to move at a speed above a slow jog…and thats after trying almost every major type of open-carry holster.

    the best ive found is a high-mounted (almost to hip) safariland with a thigh strap attached to a HSGI padded belt. (the one in my avatar.) its annoying to run with but once it shifts to a running position it stays and doesnt constantly change its own position like smaller 2-ish inch belts do.

    mount it on your back like a ninja sword.
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  12. Originally posted by Octavian I am not shagging that.

    She's fucking ginger as well.

    I bet her vagina smells.

    Urgh, gross.

    all vagina smells except those hairless preteen pussies.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Do meth

    Can you imagine a twacked out wario? Lmao!! I just picture logging in and he has like 4 front page flushes of 'whrt do you guys thrnk of this guy from prisaon?" And every thread is the literal exact same thread.
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  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Omg eeeeew.

    Unless you're into that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Corona-chan Won't work
    You have to be in the same area as the farteuor as the lingering smell lasts maximum 50 seconds, the ones that are longer than that …. Well you've got shit on your anus and should try wiping your ass.

    Wrong. I once farted under a heavy gumball machine base at a hotel and went back the next morning to check and the smell was still there. I would be using a hermetically sealed jar which would lose literally none of the smell particles.
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  17. Originally posted by aldra yeah I saw /pol/ sperging about this but I'm not sure what other processes create SO2

    disposible medical equipmemts.

    also i wonder why they dont just transport the infected to ghost towns all over china.

    there're no shortages of empty cities in china.
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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    There is a difference in taste due to a difference in the enhancement fuckulannyitsafil-terudick length. The enhancement on a 100 is 10mm longer than on a regular or king size cigarette. So it comes down to a preference in taste. The same reason people choose different brands.
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  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's not that I can't it's that I just keep quitting the jobs because they are all gay as fuck. I just want to do something easy but job descriptions are always retarded and don't tell you important details of what kind of work you will be doing. It just lists what they are looking for which isn't relevant at all to me because as much as I am an investment to them and they want to find the best candidate I am also investing my time looking for the best possible employer and I don't like they way I have been treated by all of these people.

    I don't like learning about the task I'm gonna be spending the next year doing 5 minutes before I do it. Nobody wants to explain the job to me, it's all just legal paperwork bullshit sign a million documents so they don't get sued.

    Holy fuck this is the whiniest most moon childian excusiest post ever.

    You're a socialist with no marketable skills. What the fuck do you expect?

    Do you really think this is how the world works? Who the fuck are you an investment for? If you're an investment they're going to want their money back and you clearly aren't a good worker. Fucking find a job in a call center you lazy bitch
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