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2020-02-21 at 10:31 PM UTC in I'm quitting alcohol for goodI was offered a glass of wine the other day and thought why the fuck would I want to drink that? Might as well shoot up some smack. At least if it's pure smack in controlled dosages it isn't going to wreck your body and mind, like alcohol does.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-21 at 8:44 PM UTC in I'm quitting alcohol for good
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Lol back on the sauce already?
see thats the thing with "the curse" like I have a problem drinking too much and I've made a couple threads about quitting but its pretty cringe if you don't actually quit, just like saying "IM LEAVING THIS SITE FOREVER!" just to be back the next. So its like you know we'll believe when we see it.
Like tell everyone that you're going to make a cartoon, quit drinking, leave the site, but never do anything, like why not just keep it to yourself in your own little world?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-21 at 8:41 PM UTC in I'm quitting alcohol for goodI quit drinking a few years ago and I dont regret it at all. I had about 4 beers over the course of a day a few weeks ago with some friends. They kept being fags so I just said fuck it and just had a beer in my hand just so people would shut the fuck up about asking me to drink. I didn't even get drunk and it just made my stomach upset. It was a good reminder of why I quit. I never had a problem with alcohol but it always made me nauseated and then hungover the next day whether I had 1 or 5 beers. Shits over rated garbage, good choice to quit
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2020-02-21 at 2:23 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-02-21 at 7:40 AM UTC in DVD is master race
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2020-02-21 at 5:11 AM UTC in I'm making my own farewell thread. Never done this .She likes grooming me for some reason. its cute but gross.
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2020-02-21 at 4:58 AM UTC in I'm making my own farewell thread. Never done this .back on topic
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2020-02-21 at 4:58 AM UTC in Fona-update 2/20/2020Hey friends.
I been lurking a lot more than posting recently and even then not a whole lot.
It kinda got boring to me and almost turned into an ordeal whenever I posted.
It was taking up too much time and while I do very much appreciate and read everybody's replies, I was just sorta running out of steam.
I was going through a really stale and generally unpleasant time at work with the monotony of doing repetitive tasks 8 hours a day while super analyzing everything in sight cuz you dont have anything else to look at or pay attention too all day and then trying to pick apart every little problem while coming up with convoluted unrealistic ways to fix any and everything all while trying to micromanage the tasks at hand and although I am a pretty decent employee and person I apparently was trying to fill a void that doesn't need to be filled and trying to climb up a ladder that doesn't have rungs I finally kinda just had enough of hearing about everyone elses problems as no one was trying to do anything about it so I sorta asked for a raise but instead of talking about what an asset I am, instead I went on several unintelligible tangents about all sorts of random ass shit that just generally pisses me off but that doesn't matter and I need to just get over it and be grateful he offered me my scheduled 35 cent raise 2 months early.
I called him out on a lot of stuff like how the bonuses are rigged to to look like incentives when in reality they are just risk management Technics to get people to work for even less money. I went on a big old long stupid ass rant.
And it felt pretty good.
I told him $12 wasn't going to keep me working there.
He said he hoped it would and that he doesn't want to lose me.
It doesn't pay the bills anymore and it doesn't look like it is ever going too.
You get a raise for not how hard you work but how long you have worked there.
There is no incentive to work harder or try to learn more.
So it is really shitty when you try hard to help out and do extra when in reality my boss had to go to my supervisor and asked him what I even do all day before he came and offered me what he did.
I mean I can't blame him.
Just because I take out the trash sometimes doesn't mean I should get paid extra for it when no one asked me to do it in the first place.
I probably knew this from the beginning but just wanted to make sure I had a source of income so I could stay drunk all the time, like the entire first year I worked there :/
I dunno what my next paycheck could look like with that sweet raise but I think I kinda went over how far $350ish a week goes what with the rent being 475 and the electric being $150 and so on...
Yeah, we went over that last night.
Anyways...
I was a little hurt but now I have a new drive to get on with my life and go make some big money doing something ???
Not sure what yet but I know of several jobs around here you can make really good money but the downside is long days and mandatory overtime.
I also know of a lot of good jobs where you really dont have to work so hard.
The hardest part about any job is your first day and sometimes your last day.
After that you just figure it out or you dont.
Its not that hard, all you got to do is be nice to people and try just a little harder than the next guy so you dont get laid off, lol.
I only want to work for 6 months out of the year so I think I will try and get on at one of these other places that pays a lot better and then just work half the year and be able to because I will just keep the same poor person lifestyle all while filling my time playing Runescape.
Michelle says I am not allowed to but maybe Ill just pick up a newspaper route or something to keep her off my back about it.
I might just shut up and keep working there until one of my parent's dies and leaves me some money.
I might move to Ireland and marry a big beautiful man who will let me put a dog collar on him.
Anyways, I got a lot to think about and I hope I am not going to find out I was a dick today when I wake up tomorrow.
My mind is hard to keep up with on good days so when crummy ones happen I try to just wait a few days on things so I don't make impulsive decisions.
I do like my job.
I am just retarded and easily pressured.. "Hey Arnie, you should go in there so we can see what happens next"
Came home and my neighbor left me $2 for using my washer and dryer last night even though I told him not to use it anymore (I just forgot to put the padlocks back on it)
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2020-02-21 at 4:39 AM UTC in I'm making my own farewell thread. Never done this .Some of you people take this place way too seriously.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-20 at 1:54 PM UTC in Do you ever jack off to yourselfNo never, I'm British we don't do anything like that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-20 at 1:33 AM UTC in Nice ass threadFlattery. Go lay down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-20 at 12:46 AM UTC in What is a typical day for you?OhThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-19 at 5:52 PM UTC in What is a typical day for you?cat in heat or some shit so starts making horrendous noise at 4am
wake up between 6 and 9am
yell SHUT THE FUCK UP GRACIE
exclaim UGHHHH FUCKING CHRIST bc my whole body hurts.
check phone to make sure i still dont have any friends
roll over and see if anything is good on youtube:
โblack trans-femme asexual cripple standup slam poet spills the tea on rapper Bluefaceโ- Buzzfeed
Question for a moment if im in some absurd surrealist nightmare
Eat whatever leftover food is laying on the bed
Get up
Methadone/ pills
Go to the kitchen and see if theres any healthy-ish food that i dont have to physically prepare myself
play with Gracie/brush for fleas
eat
Check to see if i have clean clothes to wear to work. Sniff test to see if they are acceptable or whether i need to actually do laundry
Shower
oil and moisturize my gross scalp and beard. shea butter my scaly face.
Tell myself im gonna watch a movie or do something fun before work but just end up laying down and listening to podcasts and sleeping for another hour.
wake up
realize im late to work
say fuck it
watch youtube videos about triggered liberals for another 30 min
sigh heavily
eat a few ibuprofen a d cbd oil
slog out the door to work.
work
Start altercations with customers who annoy me
do this for 8 hours
askif mom needs anything from the store
frozen food or fast food for dinner
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2020-02-19 at 5:45 PM UTC in ๐ฌ๐ฌCandy~Land๐ฌ๐ฌSome DAUGHTER love for ya Candy... ๐๐
suckit haters!!
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2020-02-19 at 6:20 AM UTC in Plan BXMPlan BXM sounds like forcing a girl to chug enough cough syrup to induce an abortion
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2020-02-19 at 4:50 AM UTC in ๐ญ๐ญFona~Factory๐ญ๐ญWork went well but I don't know if I will be working there after tomorrow.
After contributing to my 401k plan (5%) I now bring home less a week than I did from my very first check at my very first job 15 YEARS AGO (I was 15 doing my first landscaping job).
I made $281 that week.
Right now I make $952 every 2 weeks.
After taxes and health insurance that drops to $710 a week.
After 401k that will be $673ish.
Which means in 2020 I am going to be 30 years old bringing home $336.50 a week.
Well that doesn't work to well with my bills seeing as how
My rent - $475
Electricity - $150
It is not hard to imagine the rest, food, transportation, ect.
(You know how much toilet paper costs??)
Now I know what your thinking...
"Fona, according to that you make more now than you did then"
Well I forget exactly how much drugs my boss gave me while at work so it was more like $281 cash and muscle relaxers, painkillers, cocaine, marijuana, pizza and booze everyday.
And that is why I make less now.
:/
The fact of the matter is that this endeavor no longer sustains my poverty lifestyle and anything less than what I got now I would consider a suffering.
Now I guess there is a chance I could negotiate a raise tomorrow but the fact I even would have to only justifies my belief that greed and lack of respect for employees well beings will only continue to make for an unpleasant working environment.
Where I am now would rather string people along with bonuses every now and again instead of just allowing us a little extra now so we don't have to get on payment plans during the winter or take out payday loans.
Those bonuses are only for certain criteria so if you say... dont have perfect attendance you won't get a perfect attendance bonus.
It is risk management and it saves money while still allowing a company to look good from the outside.
There is no places for advancement and I understand that but if you don't pay all of your workers a living wage then I don't want to be a part of it.
I am honestly worried I might accidentally blow a fuse and just go on some long ass crazy guy rant that makes me look retarded, doesn't get my point across and ends with me being fired.
I have a feeling this will continue to be my key chain for a very long time.
Im just going to do what God tells me to do from now on.
And he must be telling me to ask for a raise or quit and find a better job because I have been thinking about it a lot.
Id rather be on my knees for an hour a day sucking dick than be on my feet 8 hours a day and not be able to buy new shoes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-19 at 3:21 AM UTC in join my minecraft serverMinecraft is the ultimate teaching tool
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2020-02-19 at 1:29 AM UTC in What is a typical day for you?What do you do on any given day? I guess work day and not work days would be different. Oh, me you ask?
Work day
*wake up at 8:30
*turn on all of my lights and turn the TV on to get stimuli
*turn my shower on to highest heat and keep the door closed to let it simmer for a minute and get all sauna-like
*turn my sink faucet on to cold and let it run for a minute so it gets super cold
*say good morning to Chootie's urn and give it a kiss
*fill my cup with water and take my cringe medication
*grab my phone and take a shit in the sauna bathroom
*set my phone outside the door and shower
*brush my teeth and comb my hair
*stand in front of my A.C. with the fan on to try and dry my hair
*look around for shit to see if I have everything I need for the day
*smokes lighter phone keys wallet hat
*go to work
*work
*get off work usually go to the cig store and beer store
*get home
*fuck around here or watch YouTube videos or shitpost on Facebook local news threads or watch Netflix stuff or play online spades or poker
*eat my daily meal of whatever
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2020-02-18 at 6:10 PM UTC in ๐๐Cheyes Current๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธHappy Birthday u sexy lil minx ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐๐The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-18 at 5:02 PM UTC in Dad threadWell gonts looks like another successful candyrein free aehdhfhdhsjaqqqqqThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
