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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    OK so basically I found this tranny on that escorts site I like. Called up and made an appointment. Got to the house (same one as my previous hooker story - guess it must be a brothel or something). The girl greeted me in underwear and had me kiss her straight away, which was great and really set the mood. She was really sweet and lighthearted all throughout.

    We kissed for a long time, and I sucked her dick a little before she pulled on a condom, as she doesn't do unprotected. So then she basically did a thing where she pushed her dick down my throat, which was pretty interesting. I'd never had sex with someone with a penis before. Then she had me bend over, and she fucked my ass a little, which again was pretty interesting. Not unpleasant, but nothing special.

    Then we kissed some more and wound up where I was rubbing her dick and she was rubbing mine and we were kissing. Hard to describe how our hands were, but I had one hand on her dick and the other around her holding her to me. It was pretty hot and went on a while.

    Then she bent over on the bed and I fucked her ass. It was my first time fucking a born-male ass (and only second time overall). It was incredibly tight and felt great, and I soon came.

    After I came she helped me clean up, and we kissed some more and some more play. It was a fun experience. She told me she was from Spain and had been in Ireland just one month. Her english vocabulary was pretty limited. The kissing was my favourite part - something most hookers don't really do - and she really seemed to like it too.

    Then she offered me a shower (alone) and we talked and kissed a little more.

    It was lots of fun, and I'd definitely do it again.
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  2. I have a weird feeling we're all gonna die this year.
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  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you need an education on the toothless,, we as toothless people,, actual toothless like 0 teeth or stumps in the mouth,, well we have the cleanest mouths known to man.

    no cavity's or bad breath and we are able to eat steak and most foods like a pro,, dont get me wrong there are drawbacks, lettuce is a bitch, sandwitches can be tricky cookies are a disappointment chips have to be thin.
    eating pussy is not the same without teeth, teeth help suction and a little nibble is important and cannot be achieved without teeth.
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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Again I tell you, it is easier for an obese person to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is thin to enter the kingdom of God
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  5. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    https://russia-insider.com/en/asians-far-more-susceptible-corona-virus-other-races-more-likely-die-just-sars-report/ri28241

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_bioweapon


    EDIT: Sounds like it traces back to the Spanish flu of 1913 as well as SARS but has snippets of HIV proteins, and even responds to HIV drugs...

    The Spanish flu killed a lot more native americans than whites, so with any luck, it'll wipe out a good chunk of the beaner population as well.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jeez, old fucks watching an old fucks TV show.



    Its Jeopardy dude. We cant all be watching 16 and pregnant all our lives, JIGGABOO.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo its kinda weird how none of the Kardashians ever talk about their dad then everyone wonders why they all fuck black men lol

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  8. Originally posted by larrylegend8383 All these people wanna talk about people being easily offended yet they are outraged over happy hour Nancy. The conservative comedy never ends.

    It's more about the hypocrisy of her act and the disrespect to Congress, the presidential office (you don't have to like the guy to respect the office) and the regular people/citizens who were mentioned in the address (like the dead guys).

    That level of disrespect by the leader of the house can't be minimized. Had I been one of those family members present who had lost a loved one I'd be fucking pissed watching her tear up the document honoring him.
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  9. So what your saying is you support the jedis
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I can't speak to today's carding scene all that much, but back when I used to do it (roughly 17 years ago was when I stopped), it was all about buying "fulls" or "fulls with PIN", or "fulls with CVV."

    This was all pre-chip days... Cards were just plastic with a magnetic strip, so you could actually recreate a full card with an magnetic writer (as log as you got a direct copy from someone skimming with a magnetic reader somewhere in the world).

    But most of it was about using the 16 digit card number, first and last name, and address, to purchase things online and have them shipped to an address where you can safely retrieve said items, and then ultimately fence them on the black market.

    This credit card information was typically obtained via phishing (emails linking to pages that look just like big companies' login pages, convincing them to enter their personal info, ultimately sending it to a database somewhere), or obtained via skimming (for direct card replication, something kinda different).

    Nowadays, I'm not too sure how it works, but with the chip and all, I imagine that skimming is dead. Phishing and other social engineering methods are probably all that's left.
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  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Fox Andrew “Shut The Fuck Up And Give Me $1000” Yang.

    YANG GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG

    Yang wants to give every American $1000 a month. That's $300 billion a month.

    Good luck getting that sort of money for anything that isn't the F-35.

    Totally unrealistic. Only the F-35 gets unlimited money.

    Not you.
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's only 170 for me
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  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting Why, are you a felon

    I stole 2k when I was 18 and then I choked chzboogers twice two decembers in a row 7 years ago while raging pretty hard.
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  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I just signed up to vote in the primaries , i've never been allowed to vote in my entire lyfe, but I signed up for the primaries. I'll see how this goes. The girl told me she's proud that I can do this now and I told her I'll give it a shot.



    https://www.votetravis.com/vexpress/display.do

    who should i vote for? let freedom ring, all day errr day fam, this howieedoit fam.

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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there are very few circumstances where its therapeutic value is greater than existing medicines

    just drop the 'medical' charade and legalise it for personal use
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  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats a very progressive view for 1990

    now stfu and post nude selfys grab those ankles and commit hari kari with your transverse colon
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  17. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    thats one long ass pregnancy you got going there CASPER. you might want to get some professional advice on what to do with your demon baby. no offence it is yours but just sayin...COMPLICATIONS may arise in your womb and baby Later.
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  18. Originally posted by Technologist How many people are gonna tell the honest truth if they’re gonna be outed? Want true polls, keep the voters private. Want ass kissing polls, make the voters known.

    The polls at DH never identified the voter.

    anonymous votes are for cowards who couldnt deal with the consequences of their actions and being accountable for them.
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  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Anime needs to be illegal too.
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  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    I had to google a map of the EU before I believed it. It seems like we've been waiting on this 20 or 30 years.

    Fucking Farrage is an absolute madman and look what he did. It's not often one man achieves so much.

    Goodbye you fucks.

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