Posts by My Wife Is Dead

1. 2019-11-11 at 4:42 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I agree. What would you prefer to discuss?

   
   How about the ethics of unfriending people on facebook without warning?
2. 2019-11-09 at 3:51 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN The hammer was greater than you and I will ever be. That's all that can be said. He isn't gone from this world but has faded away.

   
   Maybe he would have been more inclined to keep in touch if you weren't always harassing the fuck out of him. I know it was out of love for the guy, but did Tony the Hammer know that?
3. 2019-11-09 at 3:47 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Greenspam No. Because you asked me not to. I was just pointing out your Elite-Level Hypocrisy
   
   Make me a lolcat please of a large angry-emoji face.
   
   -related

   
   Keep sticking it to the man, Greenspam. OMG is just an outdated symbol of the failed patriarchy. Motherfucker needs to be smashed into servitude. Who the FUCK does he think he is with these double standards on what's off or on topic? I say we go to HIS house, and delete him off our facebook friends list. Right in fucking front of him. See how HE likes it when he's the one getting the boot.
4. 2019-11-08 at 11:52 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN So what's new with you guys? I get to shingle tomorrow. Engineer watching everything. Should be fun.

   
   When the engineer shows up, yell "FUCK OSHA!"
   Then proceed to just talk shit loudly about OSHA any time he can hear you. Make him think *you* think he's OSHA, and that you hate him.
5. 2019-11-06 at 4 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Huh…..

   
   Classic OMG.
6. 2019-11-05 at 10:44 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Paul and I befriended you. We never hung out until I saw you making out with Poast at the mall and went over to say hi. Whoop whoop!

   
   I don't think Paul's my friend on Facebook, either. Looks like that's another feud I've got to settle.
7. 2019-11-05 at 7:53 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Great mid 90s flick. Better than Armeggedon.

   
   Bullshit.
8. 2019-11-05 at 7:48 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood
   It's absolute bullshit that I can't thank my own posts.
9. 2019-11-05 at 7:46 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood
   You know what, maybe OMG is just exhausted working tirelessly for us. He gave so many lolcats, and never asked for anything in return. I took it upon myself to make one for him.
   Despite what our current facebook situation would lead you to believe, OMG and I *were* friends once upon a time, so I made this one especially for him.
   
   
   
   Bro, I remember you used to have the biggest crush on Sarah Jessica Parker. Hope you like it!
10. 2019-11-05 at 5:45 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood
    OMG let this thread fall to page 3. First he forgets hitlercat's whiskers, then he allows this shit to happen. And let's not forget he unfriended me on facebook, despite the fact that I was like the ONLY person willing to give him a shot back when he was a little loser juggalo kid back in jr. High.
    
    I just don't think his heart's in it anymore, boys.
11. 2019-11-04 at 5:46 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I started a Cage thread. I'm slowly leaking them out but there doesn't seem to be any interest in custom

    
    As I said, you sold out. You went Hollywood on us. I bet Cage isn't even on your facebook friends list.
    If you really wanted this to be the best and longest thread on the internet, you would have bought the inspired Cage ramblings here. Instead you took the money and abandoned your roots. I bet "integrity" isn't on your facebook friends list either, you coward.
12. 2019-11-04 at 3:05 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Greenspam It's time to boycott this thread for distribution of Dark Operative Codie through Visuals.
    
    Though remember "I never called you a CIA Nigger"
    
    

    
    I wouldn't go so far as to boycott it, but you can definitely tell OMG is selling out and cutting costs on his lolcats. He didn't even give Hitler whiskers.
    I'm holding out hope Vitamin G comes through with another story. Maybe OMG can pull one.
13. 2019-11-04 at 2:21 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood
    Give Greenspam his lolcat, OMG. You piece of shit. What's next, you gonna UNFRIEND HIM ON FACEBOOK???
    I thought this thread was a fun safe place to be. Your arrogance is going to be the death of the longest thread on the internet, and it's not even the longest thread on this website. Have some initiative, OMG.
14. 2019-11-01 at 4:31 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Nope. Not Jimmy buddy. I have a unisex name.

    
    Bridget is not a boy's name, no matter what your twisted parents told your sheltered ass.
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Vitamin G I started writing a story but I got tired. Maybe I need another thanks.
    
    And have I mentioned how great this thread is? I mean WOW

    
    I think you're taking us for a ride so you can get thanks, but whatevs.
15. 2019-10-31 at 4:36 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood
    Dropped five on ya. I have literally no clue what it accomplishes for you, but it costs me nothing, and might get you to share some lulzy stories.
16. 2019-10-31 at 3:52 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

    Originally posted by aldra also he has a semi, lol

    
    Don't let the lighting fool you, he's probably maxing out his erection there and just has a woefully small penis.
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Vitamin G Who wants another story boys

    
    Do it! The last one was fun, but kinda ended anticlimacticly.
17. 2019-10-31 at 3:29 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead I'm noticing distinct lack of whiskers. That's some rookie ass bullshit.

    
    I remember back in the day when OMG collaborated on a custom lolcat, and he tore my work apart when I forgot the whiskers.
    
    You're slipping in your old age, OMG.
18. 2019-10-31 at 3:27 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood
    I'm noticing distinct lack of whiskers. That's some rookie ass bullshit.
19. 2019-10-31 at 3:18 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

    Originally posted by aldra they're TERRORcats

    
    Way sexier than OMG and notOMG's shitty MS paint abominations. Post more provacative catgirls, bro. Fuck OMG an his shitty notsexy cats. He literally just drew a catface on Bernie Sanders for mine--objectively the least sexy man alive. Dude looks like father time and probably wears adult daipers.
    Really fucking embarrassing, OMG. Get your shit together.
20. 2019-10-30 at 9:18 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

    Originally posted by aldra FREE CUSTOM BATMAN SKIDMARKS

    
    LULZ. They're not entirely free--you'd have to fly me out to the location, and booze me up pretty good. I travel up and down the west coast semi-regularly, and might be able to save on flight costs if anyone wanted to discuss working around my schedule.
    
    
    
    I've upped my costume game since this pic.