2019-10-30 at 9:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
FREE CUSTOM BATMAN SKIDMARKS
LULZ. They're not entirely free--you'd have to fly me out to the location, and booze me up pretty good. I travel up and down the west coast semi-regularly, and might be able to save on flight costs if anyone wanted to discuss working around my schedule.
I've upped my costume game since this pic.
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2019-10-30 at 9:46 AM UTC
Oh I didn't realize how I will have descendants. Ha. Ok so I will just find some fertile girls and get them pregnant and keep them down in the same room as you. Inguess that's not hard. If I'm already just torturing a guy into a 50 year long minestrone soup it isnt out of order to also throw in a bunch of random girls that I continuously rape and impregnate and force them to learn the recipe. Lol.
Yes baby rape.
Yes live babies poured into the pot.
Yes.
By the way like I've said it's more humane to put a newborn into a boiling hot vat of stew than it is. Teen or adult. Babbies dont know shit. That's actually a real discussion that nobody wants to have with me because they know I'm right and they don't want to get made a fool by me of all people. I get it.
2019-10-30 at 9:51 AM UTC
BS, I’ve had this discussion with you Mq, don’t you start your shit this early shithead💩🗣
2019-10-30 at 10:01 AM UTC
Everybody sleeps when I sleep. If you don’t you’re a freak.
2019-10-30 at 10:04 AM UTC
A freak on a leash? Yes I have a couple of those in my attic.
2019-10-30 at 10:10 AM UTC
Queue jill's gimp box reference.
2019-10-30 at 10:12 AM UTC
You better shut your pie hole, or you can join them.
2019-10-30 at 10:16 AM UTC
Duct tape, check
Zip ties, check
Leash, check
Chloroform, check
Case of beer to get you out the house, check
On my way to Fargo. Gas tank full, check
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2019-10-30 at 10:19 AM UTC
Road trip ready. Is it snowing your way yet?
2019-10-30 at 10:19 AM UTC
Please please please let me be tortured by you. You could just force me to listen to you talk and that might be the most brutal torture of all time. 😉
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2019-10-30 at 10:32 AM UTC
I’ve got the razor ready to shove down your throat, and the knife covered in glue to ram up yo ass.
2019-10-30 at 10:45 AM UTC
I want mental and psychological pain now. Like forcing me to stay awake. Clockwork orange shit I guess that's both. Haha.
Anyway I'm gonna take a nap. I was gonna try to stay up because I'm so excit4d for this party tonight but I should get some stupid rest. Good night tech. :) I'll wake up in about 5 hours
