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2023-03-28 at 8:38 AM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by cigreting howd ur wife die
Coroner's report took 9 months to get released, and cause of death is listed as unknown. All info in the report says her internal organs were normal. Coroner called me the day it was released, and told me she was too badly decomposed to tell what got her, contradicting the report, and added "I just wanted you to know, but I'm not willing to testify to any of that in court."
I thought the whole situation was bullshit and incompetence till he brought up testifying in court. I have no clue what was going on, but figure medical malpractice and the hospital paid him off.
Originally posted by Sudo I like how you got BAPE decals on a rape van with a pack of PBR in the background. Looks like the type of picture that could be used as evidence later
Don't know what BAPE is, but that's a mom-wagon with Flying Tiger shark teeth. Making a chick car look even dumber with stupid stickers and drinking PBR in my garage is perfectly legal. ATF doesn't consider a 37mm flare launcher a firearm, so doesn't give a fuck unless I come into possession of something designed to be shot at people. Signal flares and fireworks shot out of it need to comply with federal and whatever local legislation, but you can do some pretty cool stuff with them within the confines of the law. I like my butthole just the way it is, so I do research where the lines are drawn in satisfying redneck ideas.
There's plenty of reputable websites addressing the legality and will ship directly to your door. I think Spike's Tactical is one of the bigger names in the game producing them. -
2023-03-27 at 8:46 AM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny those knives and guns look nice but why would you want a grave marker that rusts ?
Grave marker is going to be brass, just need hardened steel for tooling. Working my way up to a full melt, which has me a little sketched out. But I have all the materials to get it done as soon as I find time and a place to do it. -
2023-03-27 at 1:14 AM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by aldra LOL, can those fire actual 30mm grenades
They fire 38mm rounds. Military uses 40mm, so it's 2mm between fun and felony. So long as I don't rifle the barrels and avoid loading anything designed to be shot at a person, we're gold.
If I wanted to kiss the ATF's ass, I could register them as destructive devices, and mill/rifle out those extra 2mm and load some buckshot or shards of glass if I so wanted to. God knows where I'd find a 40mm grenade, but it'd be legal to shoot some out of it if I registered it with the ATF. But me and Poast are happy launching fireworks for now. -
2023-03-27 at 12:59 AM UTC in My wife is gone 😨
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2023-03-26 at 11:37 PM UTC in My wife is gone 😨
Originally posted by Fonaplats She is at the Holiday Inn but it is not holdiay.
Tis work she gone doing.
I spent the night all alone and haven't even wrecked but a little of our home.
Sometime later she will show back up and yell.
I love her.
My wife is gone, too. It's gonna be really horrifying and probably violent if she shows back up, though. -
2023-03-26 at 11:27 PM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by Meikai I could barely remember why he took them down, so I was really just filling in the blanks in my memory with how I'd act. A sensitive soul such as myself might take videos of a dearly departed friend off the internet because of this, y'know? "In Memoriam: OMGPLZDNTBAN" with a picture of him and a bottle of OE dangling from his asshole doesn't meet my Sensitive Soulâ„¢ "somber & respectful" requirements for remembering the dead. He'd probably call me a fag for saying that tho.
Surprisingly, OMG wasn't really the type to call anyone a fag. His sense of humor was self deprecating, and he rarely said anything bad or mean about anyone else. He'd probably call you a fag in a loving way. -
2023-03-26 at 11:24 PM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what kind of pussy knives do you make ?
do you forge them like real men or do you just ground them down to shape like women and trans.
We made both types. Mostly grinding tranny knives, though. Shit's easier, but we only got into it because I was curious about heat treating steel for bigger and better projects--the fact we made some knives along the way is just a bonus. We made a few really cool knives, I'll let poast figure out uploading pics. He owes me that much, after his dad used carny tricks to walk off with the nicest knife I made.
His dad deserves it for the hustle, but damn if I wasn't salty in how he worked the conversation and basically told me I gave it to him while thanking me.
But the knives were a stepping stone towards building 38mm flare launchers, and those are a stepping stone in metalworking that's all going towards making my wife's grave marker. If I was smart, I'd have just sent the 3d designs to a machinist shop, but I'm dumb and after a half assed Google search, realized conventional grave marker suppliers don't offer much creativity and I'm like $10k in the hole learning skills some people spend their entire life honing just to leave a sign that my wife existed and was great. And odds are some tweaker's gonna steal it and melt it down for scrap. Such is life, amirite?
Originally posted by Meikai I'm HTS
LMAO, can't believe you never switched names and built a new reputation. It's been over a decade, and you're still the guy that got a hilighter stuck in his ass. You're the living embodiment of OMG telling me "can't live it down gotta live it up." -
2023-03-26 at 10:50 PM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by Meikai Or wait I think his friend passed and they didn't show his friend in the best light? That might have played a part in it.
There is no bad light you could possibly put OMG under. One time, he got white girl wasted and buttchugged a 40, which some of you may remember him bragging about--what I don't think anyone knows, is the very next day at work, OMG walked up to our manager and told him all about it.
I watched it happen, and was like "why the fuck would you tell our boss you buttchugged a 40???"
OMG just says something like "you're not gonna be able to live everything down. Some shit you're just gonna have to live up. People are going to hear about it, and I'm just cutting them off and making it sound cool."
The guy was an absolute monster.
He drunkenly told me a few times about how he wildly looked up to me and Poast being lawless little shits back in high-school, how he never understood how people can exist giving no shits and sowing chaos. I don't think he ever realized how hard he surpassed the edgy little teens me and Poast were back in the day. I had my gripes with the guy, but he really was too chaotic to hold a grudge against. Guy would just think "what's the funniest outcome of this bad situation" then turn off his brain and make shit happen.
Hate that he was an asshole to my wife, but otherwise he was a very endearing kid that deserved a lot better than what he got. OMG wouldn't give a solitary fuck about what people show or say about him, he'd be happy just knowing people are having a laugh even if it's at his expense.
I'm sure Poast already explained why he removed the videos, doubt it was over OMG being in them. -
2020-07-01 at 5:50 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!This thread is pretty long, but hasn't gotten any longer in the last few days. What's up with that? I thought the NiS community was better than that?
Literally the first thread bumped in Spurious Generaralities is about eating catfood. I didn't read it, but whoever started that could have written that in the longest thread on the internet. And got a FREE lolcat for it! That was a real missed poetic opportunity. -
2020-06-07 at 11:31 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!+5318008
You gotta look at it upside down, though. -
2020-06-03 at 8:34 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Meh, you're the one going on political rants in a lolcat thread. Sounds like typical commie shit. I'm over this topic and bouncing. Hopefully OMG gets back soon to get this longest thread back on track.
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2020-06-03 at 8:24 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace …
Gosh, where did the guns touch you, son? It's all right little guy, they can't hurt you anymore.
Or are you just some sort of commie sympathizer, and got your panties in a twist because I used the term disdainfully? I gave you next to nothing to work with, but you've clearly got some sensitive perspectives you'd like to address if you're looking to project such broad and sweeping assumptions about my beliefs. -
2020-06-03 at 7:51 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Dude, dad has never registered a gun in his life.
You sound like a communist. This is America, you don't register your rights. Hell, even Commiefornia doesn't require reporting transfers or serial numbers under certain conditions--such as a father giving a gun to his son, but you live in bumfuck Montana, and I could legally transfer a gun to you without any paper trail as easily as driving to you and handing it over. We could literally do it in the parking lot of the local police dept. -
2020-06-02 at 4:59 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!OMG, you coward! Me and the man that put it in my hood salvaged this whole shitshow from the brink of failure, and you don't even acknowledge us in a personalized shout out. It's pretty bullshit of you.
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2020-06-01 at 9:14 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN A lot of work but I save page 68. Radical shit posting terrorists tried to over take us but we hunkered down and did our duty. I thank everyone for their service. Both sides.
You're welcome. Me and the man who put it in my hood really came through here. Basically this thread would have never made it to page 69 without our high quality entertainment and efforts. We fucking rock.
You could learn a thing or two from us. I don't expect you to ever be half as funny or intelligent, but you could still learn a thing or two. -
2020-06-01 at 5:01 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fuck you enjoy not being at 69 pages bitch
Fuck OMG, let's mutiny this shit into a successful thread--one that meets deadlines, one that has the 69 Sundays HE FUCKING PROMISED US, one that's not ONLY the longest, but also the GIRTHIEST. OMG may have laid some decent groundwork, but me and you, buddy, we're ushering in a golden age of obscenely long internet forum discussions.
Or at the very least, let's make a lot of noise about hijacking his shit then get bored and bail somewhere halfway through page 68, and then never let anyone forget how we turned this shitshow around and they should all be thanking us for quality we never provided. -
2020-06-01 at 1:53 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Lulz. I still never made that claim. I'd rather have quality over quantity in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!
Looks like you broke your word after promising up and down we'd have ourselves a 69 Sunday. I trusted you, bro, you fucking liar. You promised so hard and *specifically* said that of all the balls you drop, this one wouldn't be it.
This thread's pretty long, though, so you'd have to excuse me if I can't find your exact quote. It's long, but not page 69 by Sunday long. You let everyone down. -
2020-06-01 at 5:56 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN If you go back in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET you'll see I never made that claim.
I ain't gonna go back through all that shit. Do you have any idea of how long this thread is?
It's 10:55pm my time right now. You have 1 hour and 5 minutes to deliver, or imma call you a fucking phoney in front of goddamn everyone. Put up or shut up, motherfucker. -
2020-05-31 at 4:39 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-30 at 4:30 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!bump. 69 Sundays here we come!